Monday, February 27, 2006
"Hey, Mom. What's up? No, I'm just leaving Bristol Farms with my new boyfriend, Bobby. [Aside] I really like this one, Mom. I think he's the one. Shhhh. No, we're going home to grill some salmon with sauteed spinach. No carbs, Mom. Bobby doesn't believe in carbs."
GOD! Can we talk about how Ryan Seacrest is totally this guy's BITCH? I mean just look at him in that hat.
It should be illegal to be this HOT! I want you all to meet my total new boyfriend, Tommy Davidson. (Sorry Jean Marc....) He's a Kiwi, and he lives Down Under. He doesn't know I exist yet, but he will. It's impossible to keeps us apart at this point.
Thanks to Annabel for sharing.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Okay, Bitches! Can we talk about Clueless? Not only one of my favorite movies, but it has slowly become my life story. Shut it, Roxy! Don't want to hear that this movie is about you!
Below some of my favorite quotes:
"This is my friend Dionne's house. We were both named after 70s superstars that now have their own infomercials!"
"Cher LOVES a makeover. It gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos!"
Christian: "Do you like Billie Holiday?"
Cher: "I looooove him."
Cher: "Tye? How old are you?"
Tye: "I'll be 15 in May."
Cher: "Well, I was born in April, and being that I'm older than you, can I give you some advice?"
Cher: "It is one thing to spark up a doobie at a party, and another thing to be stoned all day. Do you see the difference?"
P.E. Coach: "Amber!! It's your turn. You're up!"
Amber: "Ummm, I have a note from my plastic surgeon that prevents me from participating in any activities where balls FLY at my face!"
Dionne: "Well there goes your social life!"
Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.
Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term.
Lawn darts are illegal in Canada.
In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.
Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.
It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (Think about it...)
An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat.
In Riverside, California, there is an old law on the city's books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water.
Now don't get all perverted on me, bitches. This book isn't what you think its about. It's one of the most phenomenal books ever written, and it's by David M. Friedman. While taking you on a cultural journey through the ages, Friedman exposes the influence that the male member has had on all aspects of our development as a global community from language to art to social graces to pshychological effects on the human race as a whole. If you haven't yet read this book, it's FASCINATING!
Actually, did you know that the word fascinating comes from the Latin Fascinuum which was a small marble phallus which young cherubic boys were made to wear during the Italian Renaissance which prevented them from being "touched" by older gentleman? You'd know this if you had read the book....
My friend Cate is pretty hot too, and I can see why he's with her, but from the photo below, I think she might have a small problem.
Don't we totally look like Gourami?
Gourami are Japanese Kissing Fish.... J'ADORE!
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Last night over a couple bottles of Chateau Montaud, my bitches at play gave me shit for not blogging more often. They told me I was gonna fizzle before I even began to sizzle. Je N'Adore Pas attitude from friends, but whatever, because I had my Chateau Montaud in hand!
For those of you who love a nice Rose, this is one of my favorites. Light in body, full in flavor and perfect with grilled prawns over a bed of linguine in a spicy marinara sauce, Chateau Montaud is a must!
Friday, February 17, 2006
Above is my good friend, Yaa. She's in love with Jake Gyllenhaal. She wants to Break his Back on a mountaintop! Now, she's in for it. Go get it, Bitch!