Sunday, October 22, 2006
One of the most influential commercials of our youth, CHANEL'S Egoiste laid the foundation for who we are today. The mystery, the energy, the drama and the sensationalism defined a generation.
When we're bored during the day, sometimes we at J'Adore Joey just stand at our window and scream EGOISTE!
Try it...it really helps take off the edge.
Saturday, October 21, 2006
This little Southern gay is armed with a MAC computer and a video camera, and he's spewing hysterical fashion advice, baking tips and all around video fun!
Below is our favorite video where Will brings on to the scene his number one fag hag, Stephanie, and they go through the ins and outs of denim today.
Click below to visit William's site, and make sure you go to his You Tube page where you're able to view all of his videos in one place.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
With detailed photos of Japanese women in various sexual encounters, both alone and with their respective customers, it's prone to give you a bone....that's if you like Sushi of course!
Monday, October 16, 2006
Well, sho' nuff, it was true! True nuff that it made us J'Adore the Shiznit out of it.
Click the link below, niggaz, for some fucked up Gizooglin'!
Friday, October 06, 2006
But when we saw the photo we J'ADORED it in a major way!! We think we're gonna have to ask Billy for a poster sized print.....Billy, are you reading this?!?!?
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
But we did just get back from a whirlwind weekend in Istanbul where we celebrated the new Zac Posen collection at Vakko, Turkey's largest retailer of luxury goods. It was chicness like chicness has never known itself to be! The Grand Bazaar, The Blue Mosque, champagne filled nights, champagne filled days, brunch cruises on the Bosphorous and wild parties until dawn....all in honor of our favorite fashion darling, Zac Posen, and all in a matter of three days!
It started off with a wild party on a non-stop Delta flight direct to Istanbul from JFK. We were accompanied by Zac Posen, his parents, Paz de la Huerta, Padma Lakshmi, our most J'Adored photographer, Douglas Friedman, the most J'Adorable David Gruning and a host of others.
Douglas Friedman plays stewardess. Sun Chips, Peanut Butter Crackers or ME!?!?
David Gruning checks out Doug's offerings. We have a feeling this isn't the first time he's done so!
Supermodel Michele Hicks smiles politely as she plots our ass kicking in her head cuz we're blocking the door to the bathroom!
As the two ambien we've taken slowly start to mix with the fifth vodka rocks we've imbibed, we ponder stepping outside the plane for a quick cigarette.
Zac Posen leans over Paz de la Huerta to whisper sweet nothings into Nemo Labrizzi's ear.
After 10 hours on that damn flight, the sight of the pez colored buildings of Istanbul are a Godsend!
In the middle of the bus ride from the airport to our hotel in Bebek, Mickey Boardman of Paper Magazine pulled a Rosa Parks demanding that he no longer sit in the back of the bus! Billy Farrell just lauged and took pictures of the embarassing episode.
The entrance to the Dolmabaci Palace. The only one allowed through the front gate was the king! I guess they never have had a QUEEN visit before!
The view of the Bosphorous and the continent of Asia from our balcony. Whatever.
With over 5000 shops in The Grand Bazaar, we were done with our shopping in just under an hour!
Sex pot, Kate Schelter, and Trovata's, John Whitledge, both go into shock at Friday night's party, after seeing our MONSTER...camera. (What did you think they saw???)
Valentino's Carlos Souza weeps with joy as Doug tickles his left scrotal sack.
Rufus, Earl of Albemarle, is seduced by the hysterical glamour that is Dita von Teese!
DJ Eve Salvail (aka the bald supermodel with the tattoo on her head) turns it out in the dark. And, yes, she wears her sunglasses at night.
Although we were stuck in our room seating 400 guests for Saturday night's black tie dinner, we at least had a GORGEOUS view of the historic Ciragan Palace.
To add insult to injury, while we were holed up in our room, we had to watch all of our guests get shuttled out to the Savarona, the world's fourth largest private yacht, for an ultra-glam brunch and cruise up the Bosphorous!
David Kuhn was totally mesmerized by our hotness while Antony Todd bored, we mean, welcomed our 400 guests to dinner!
Nothing says black tie like diamond encrusted black onyx nestled in the cleavage of London party goddess, Rena Sini!
The cleavage is hot, but Rena's eyes makes us J'ADORE all over ourselves!!
Luca del Bono makes us think dirty thoughts...
Did we mention that Dita von Teese had the NERVE to bathe herself in a champagne glass right in the middle of dinner?!?!
David Kuhn loves him some J'adorable action. I'm sure he found it somewhere in Istanbul. Hammam anyone?
Nina Clemente works her vintage Gianfranco Ferre with a Turkish horsetail thingamajig.
We thought David Gruning was cute and all, but we can't imagine what the hell he said to Rohit Pursram to make him laugh so hard. Maybe it was the fact that David used to be a woman?
Our favorite duo, Daniel Benedict and Andrew Saffir, were about to call it quits for the evening here. We heard Andrew started showing people his pink lace thong late night.
It was 5am and time to head over to Crystal, Istanbul's HOTTEST club, but before we left, we had to say goodbye to the velvet mafia..JackPierson, Fernando Santangelo, Donald Baecheler, Mickey Boardman and David Kuhn.
Was it any surprise to anyone that Crystal would take full advantage of all the neon lights available in Turkey?!
The guilt we felt for coming home at 7:30am quickly disappeared the moment we saw the sun rise over Asia and reflect off the Bosphorous and straight into our bloodshot eyes.
Still WASTED from the night before, Kate Schelter quickly realizes that the skinny plant in Ataturk Airport which she was kissing goodbye was not Bridget Hall as she had orginally thought.
When we asked the pilot to "Fly Us Over Greenland", we didn't think he would misunderstand our request for some "herbal refreshment"!
Nothing says Welcome Home like the New York City skyline......FUGEDABOUDDIT!
Here we see the ferocious shower of bullets upon the KMart corporate jet carrying fashion faux-pas, Jaclyn Smith and her most recent Spring Summer 2007 collection for the corporate beast.
Our hearts and prayers go out to Stephanie and Peter while they save the masses from the destruction Jaclyn Smith wages on ignorant Americans nationwide.
Above left, we see Zoe Turnbull, a couture warrior, a defender of fashion, a soldier leading the masses in the fight against designer oppression.
Above right, we have the latest weapon in Al Qaeda's arsenal. Highly skilled sharp shooting hamsters, airdropped via parachute into America's major metropolitan cities and trained to kill upon sight! These deadly rodents take no prisoners and are our foremost threat in the fight against evil!
J'Adore The Separation!
***Thank you to our J'Adored Sam Li for providing us with these highly confidential photos and who is a legendary freedom fighter in his own right.