We are so excited right now! We randomly searched YouTube to see if the CHANEL Cruise show we did last week in Santa Monica, CA was posted, and it was!!! Above you'll see the opening of the show (which really is the most exciting part). Two private CHANEL jets turned the corner and headed straight towards Hangar 8 where all of our guests were freaking out! It was amazing, and now you understand why we've been gone for so long! But we're back now, and we J'Adore you! Log on to YouTube and search CHANEL Cruise 2007 for the other two clips of the show! J'Adore!
Saturday, May 26, 2007
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Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
We at J'Adore Joey are in major J'ADORABLE love with one of our best friends, Will Wikle!
We first met him years ago while he was still changing bed pans working as a hot ass nurse at some hospital in New York City. You know that bitch opted to wear a hospital gown with the open tie back (and no underwear) in lieu of his mandated scrubs....but we're not trying to get dirty here tonight.
We're resurrecting this bitch back because just last week he took on The View's Elizabeth Hasselcrack in a one on one interview on stage at The View studios. Unfortunately for Will, the only camera working at the time was our personal camcorder which we bought back in 1987. We still need three men to lug that damn thing around, but, once again, we digress...
You need to watch Will totally lay down the law with the crazy ass Ms. H-Crack.....letting her know that it is NOT okay to not support gay rights....especially when you have THAT much Bumble & Bumble up in your hair. That's just what Will told us yesterday. Personally, we think his shit's pulled back with a bobby pin.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
It turns out that haboobs are a seasonal storm, usually occuring in summer months, caused by downdrafts created when a thunderstorm reaches its final phase of destruction. The drafts cause air to hit the ground and to pick up dirt, sand, dust and small children (kidding) as it barrels forward at 30 mph reaching heights of 3,000 feet! J'ADOOOOOORE!!!
Why are we such science dorks! Give us a haboob over Lindsay Lohan ANY day!