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Sunday, July 29, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
We don't know how we came across this video. We were searching for Matthew Wilder's "Break My Stride", and this popped up! Do you bitches remember this shit from when you were a kid? We so wanted to be on KIDS Incorporated! We totally had the outfits for it for sure!
Our good friend from high school, Jeff, his older brother was Jerry Sharell on the show, and we're sure you can figure out that Marta Marrero is none other than the toy soldier falling Martika! We are so J'Adoring this right now!
UPDATE: We can't believe it didn't register earlier, but little Stacy Ferguson is none other that the big girl not cryin', Fergie! How could we have forgotten?!?!
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
One of the most beautiful aspects of his works is the fragility and short life span of the pieces. Many times, Andy wanders off into the woods on his own and creates a work that no one will probably ever see. It stays there until a heavy rain, a gust of wind or a strong current destroys it....but all the while, the materials that comprised it belong. They were always a part of where they came. Their beauty glorified and put on a pedastal, if only for a short while.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
There's a new animated show on the Logo Network called Rick & Steve, and it's sort of funny if you're into gay lego dolls talking about sex and drugs while totally upholding and mocking gay values.
We don't watch television, but we were able to catch a few clips of the show on YouTube, and the above is one of the funniest things ever. Chuck is an old man dying of AIDS and confined to a wheelchair, and Evan is his 19 year old twink boyfriend who just doesn't have a clue. Watch the clip for ensuing hilarity...
Breitbart is reporting today that the government of Indonesia's Papua is considering monitoring HIV+ citizens via microchip implants in a bid to keep them from infecting other unsuspecting victims. They seem to believe that newly seroconverted people experience some sort of aggression which leads them to not care about the infection of future partners.
OMG!!! We know most of you have already seen this video of the Philippino prisoner's verion of Thriller because Gawker posted it last Friday, but we had to share it with the rest of you. WTF?!?! WTF?!?! WTF?!?! We're sorry, but we just can't get over it! Watching this video brings up soooooo many questions like Who's idea was this? or Who took it upon themselves to organize it? or What the hell do the Philippino tax payers think? or Who was in charge of casting and auditions? or How many of these inmates have fucked that little queen that plays Michael Jackson's girlfriend???
We just can't. We can't even try to wrap our heads around this one to continue writing. We're going to bed only to try to forget we ever saw this J'Adorably genius footage of music video.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
This was the scene of the competition. How better to watch these J'Adorable players battle it out than in front of the backdrop of downtown Manhattan?
Abby Gardner, Robyn Ward and Stephanie Rudnick picked up this hot young thing of a soccer fan with whom they spent their day drinking and watching oversized legs kick balls to and fro!
The kids on the roof at Pier 40!
Our gorgeous friend and Adidas hostess for the day, Theodora Sopko, picked up her very own soccer player, Simonez, to take home with her. J'Adore!Let's talk about this one for a second. Her name is Hillary, and she was ROCKING the field like we've never seen!!! She had all the other male players bum rushing her trying to prevent her from making yet ANOTHER goal! She got slammed in the eye with the ball and STILL was able to make the point!
We hadn't seen our supermodel friend, Jenny Wong, since we last ran into her at the Christian Dior Cruise 2007/8 show this past May. Her main man, Henri, was on the field, so we don't know why it was US she was screaming at!?
Ummmm, J'Adore Soccer...
Our most favorite style maven and downtown fashion fixture, Glenmore May, had no business being at the tournament except for this one moment where he was able to turn and pose for the camera, which between you and us, is a talent to which we should all aspire!
We know why the caged soccer boy sings. Do you?Who the hell knew our favorite rocker friend, Rory Guinness, played soccer? We surely didn't!
Fashion designer extraordinaire, Benjamin Cho, sips on a beer to cool himself down even though you know he would never serve it backstage at one of his shows! God forbid one of his models gain an ounce before show time!
We snapped this pic of the J'Adoreliciously pint-sized shutterbug, Greg Kessler, just so that he would know what it felt like!
Ummmmm, still J'Adoring soccer...
We were so beyond ourselves when we saw our long lost friend, Saidah, formerly of APT fame! If you don't know how this one plays, you best try NOT to find out. She leaves no survivors.
Unfortunately, our day came to a tragic close when we came across this thing standing outside The Maritime Hotel. Honestly....WTF?!?! Is he for real with that t-shirt and bare midriff??? Our best guess is that he escaped from Bellevue.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Although we didn't know her well at all, we did get the chance to meet her when we went to Istanbul with Zac Posen. At Saturday night's black tie dinner, Issie was wearing a hat that extended about two feet off of her head to the left. We took great pleasure in watching the hotness that is Christopher Brooks duck every time she turned her head to speak to him. So J'Adorable!
Anyway, New York Magazine this week published this amazing feature on Isabella Blow which is a must read. Her life, her love, her style and most importantly, her contribution to the industry are chronicled for our J'Adoration! May you rest in peace.
Naomi Campbell is a crazy bitch. We all know this. She screams. She yells. She beats down assistants. She throws her cell phone at people just passing her by. She onced screamed at us at Yohji Yamamoto's Y-3 show saying that if the show didn't start on time, she would get up and leave. We were like "Leave then, Bitch! Who really cares?"
Anyway, we're glad to see that she is able to take her atrocious behavior and poke fun at herself as seen in the above Dunkin' Donuts commercial directed by Zach Braff. We were totally expecting it to be a little more on the crazy ass Naomi side, but we guess this is funny for the time being.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
All the crazy details of the beat down can be found here. Let's all give Mr. Lovitz a big round of J'Adorable applause for finally bringing us the closure for which we've all been looking.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Our first J'Adore WTF?!?! is dedicated to Lewis Pugh who, as of yesterday, was the first human being ever to swim in the waters of the North Pole! Again....WTF?!?!
Just a few seconds in the water would have garnered him the title (and probably killed any other mere mortal), but this crazy mother fucker swam in -34.25 degree waters for over 19 minutes!!!
We spent the weekend swimming in 70 degree waters out on Long Island, and our balls were snuggled tightly behind our eyeballs! We can't begin to comprehend the shrinkage poor Lewis had to experience!
Click here to read the full story and to see more photos of this icy nautical escapade!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
That being said, one of our favorite blogs is Overheard In New York which chronicles these little snippets of every day life all in one place. It's pretty hysterical.....like the black guy that was caught yelling at a pigeon on 61st Street...."Bird! Don't think I won't come over there and fuck you up!"
Monday, July 02, 2007
We were totally freaked out. At first, we thought he might be an undercover cop, but then we doubted it because he was totally wearing MANdals. Not a cute look for an undercover cop.
Anyway, we don't know what came over us, but we totally decided to follow him because we were right outside the port authority and we know that there are always cops hanging around.
We keep following this guy, and then we came across three cops playing with their cell phones. We let the guy with the gun get ahead a little so he doesn't hear us telling the cops about his hidden weapon. When we told the cops, they booked after the guy and arrested him right there on 8th Avenue!!!
We're not sure if we did the right thing or what, but we like to think that we saved a life that day. Who knows. All we DO know is that we had to drink a couple bottles of Rose at Bar Pitti for us to calm down.
Sunday, July 01, 2007
This bitch didn't need to warm up because she was already HOT HOT HOT!
We love when parents bring their children along to play, dance and meet the grown ups smoking weed in a corner.
This bitch was TOTALLY high, and she couldn't stop dancing. We were trying to get her to give us some of what she was on, but she just wasn't sharing.
The red mylar canopies are meant to immerse the viewer in kaleidoscopic patterns of colored light. They also shower down water every few minutes cooling down all the warmed up bodies. J'Adore!
We also ran into our old supermodel friend, Audrey Quock, and her Israeli boyfriend, Moti. She likes to call us Joey Bag O' Donuts. We're not sure why.We ended our night on a rooftop in not-so-colonial Williamsburg. It was such a gorgeous night out. We wish you could have been with us to enjoy it.