Tuesday, May 26, 2009

J'ADORE MISBEHAVING!

But on another note, most well-behaved and misbehaved bitches living in a run down part of the Appalachian Mountain ridge seldom wear REAL CHANEL belts to match their denim skorts. (And that's NOT a typo...a skort is a skirt short combo only worn on the Appalachian Mountain ridge.....and some parts of Queens.)

JE N'ADORE PAS!


Read all about the CA Prop 8 injustice here via DocStoc.
California Supreme Court ruling on Proposition 8 -

Sunday, May 17, 2009

J'ADORE WTF?

We came across this article in Woman's Day about over the top dog houses, and we're a bit offended. When a dog's house is bigger than your own, a J'Adorable has got to get pissed off!

And yes, Bitches, we read Woman's Day for the recipes. Don't try to play like you don't!

J'ADORE COCO PARLANT DE LA MODE!

Friday, May 15, 2009

J'ADORE UBER-TECHNOLOGY!

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We are SOOOO high tech right now with this live Twitter feed. Every time you visit J'Adore the latest tweets from NotCot, MocoLoco, The Standard NY, Stan D'Arde and others will appear in the above graphic. If you refresh the page, you'll get a new feed.

Don't hate us because we're Steve Jobs incarnate.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

J'ADORE LINDA'S BIRTHDAY!

Today should be an international holiday. Banks should be closed. City workers should be given the day off. All national infrastructures should all come to a screeching halt.

For on this day, forty-four years ago, the greatest supermodel of all time, Ms. Linda Evangelista, was brought into this glorious world. Angels cried. Cherubs sang. The sun shone brighter than it had ever shone before.

Everyone needs to run to their nearest CHANEL boutique and pay homage......NOW!

Monday, May 04, 2009

J'ADORE EASTER TRANNY DESTRUCTION!

Okay, so we're not ACTUALLY at the Met's Costume Institute Gala. We kindly declined Marc Jacob's invite to sit at his table ce soir when we heard Linda Evangelista was not going to be there, but we digress...

Our J'Adorable insiders just sent us this photo of Madonna as she was arriving to the ball tonight. What in the name of Easter Tranny HELL is she wearing??? We know it's Vuitton and all. Don't think we're THAT stupid, but what the hell is on her head???

Honestly, we are over Madonna in a MAJOR way. The bitch peaked for us with her Like A Prayer album, but again, we fucking digress because we have to in order to maintain our sanity. UGH. Somebody shoot her already. Even her publicist, Liz Rosenberg, is staring at those damn bunny ears thinking WTF???

Done. J'Adore.

J'ADORE GROCERY SHOPPING!

A girl was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

- half-gallon of 2% milk
- carton of eggs
- quart of orange juice
- head of lettuce
- 2-lb. can of coffee
- 1-lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Thanks to Kimry Blackwelder for sending in this funny.

J'ADORE DOIN' IT DOGGY STYLE!


Honestly. We are dying over this video. Our favorite part is that this bitch drops to the floor when the dog starts assaulting her, and she gets on her hands and knees giving the dog full access to his every need. Eastern European women are kink-AY! At any age! J'Adore!

Sunday, May 03, 2009

JE N'ADORE PAS!

We totally didn't go to church today (or for the last 19 years for that matter), and we got an email from Jesus Christ today with the above pic attached. The Fear of God is the new Black, we guess.