J'ADORE PAGING!

This was found on a car windshield this past Saturday night.  We don't mind the hatred, but what we DO mind is the fact that this Amber bitch still uses a pager!  WTF???

J'ADORE PRISONER VIDEOS!

This video is a bit disturbing of McCain after he was captured but only because we're finding him bizarrely attractive.  Watch and decide for yourself.

J'ADORE THE WORD OF THE DAY!

ANNOYHILATION - noun; (uh-NOY-ill-AY-shun) To be in such an inebriated state of drunkenness that one renders oneself completely and utterly annoying.

Used in a sentence: Brad Fisher was so annoyhilated at dinner that he used his plastic chopsticks at Morimoto in an attempt at performance art but only succeeded in being totally annoyhilating.

ORIGIN: Early 21st century (from the late Latin annihilatus meaning 'reduced to nothing') : Term coined by Brad Fisher himself when attempting to pronounce the word "annihilated" which in turn was verbalized as "annoyhilated" forever labeling himself as the one and only self-proclaimed Annoyhilator!

J'ADORE MOHAGANY TABLES!

Poor Scarlett.  If she wanted to sing on a stage, she should have just called the local ground crew to set one up for her.  If you can't bear through her singing in the beginning, fast forward to the 2:45 mark cuz that's where her performance gets good.

J'ADORE REAGAN ENDORSING OBAMA!

J'ADORE OUR CITY DREAMS!

We are so excited for the weekend.  Not because we get to take lazy naps on the couch in between nibbles of beluga on fresh blinis but because this weekend our girl, Chiara Clemente, is debuting her film Our City of Dreams at the Hamptons International Film Festival!

OCD is a story of a woman's struggles and successes as an artist in New York City told through five women artists, from youngest to oldest, the film features Swoon, Ghada Amer, Kiki Smith, Marina Abramovic, and Nancy Spero.  The film spans the globe from NYC to Phuket to Cairo while delving deep into the artists' world.

Showtimes are Thursday, October 16 at 2 p.m. and Sunday, October 19 at 6 p.m. at the East Hampton United Artists Cinema at 30 Main Street. There will be a Q&A with Director/Producer Chiara (we J'Adore saying that!!!) after each screening. Tickets can be purchased here, or in person at the Festival box office (Design Within Reach, 30 Park Place, behind White’s Pharmacy). 

J'ADORE PUTTING A RING ON IT!

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We J'Adore Beyonce.  We really do.  She's made our bodies move like a black girl's on more than one occasion....well, maybe it wasn't Beyonce herself, but rather, the bottle of tequila, but still. We shake it to B's beats on the daily.  Here's her latest, and we think she's ripped off the Walk It Out girls, but we can't call out YET ANOTHER blatant rip off, so we'll just let this one be.

YouTube has pulling this video like crazy, so if the above video doesn't work, click here.

J'ADORE DRESSING UP!

We J'Adore Debra Jackson right now because we totally feel her pain.  There have been MANY times when we haven't gone to Wal-Mart simply because we didn't have anything to wear.  Either the Valentino blazer wasn't pressed or our Gucci trousers were at the dry cleaner or we couldn't find our Tom Ford linen shirt.  It's a horrible feeling, and we're with you, Debbie!

J'ADORE MAHNAHMAHNAH!

J'ADORE DONNA KARAN!

We know.  You hate us, and it's too late to apologize.  It's too late.  But we have a day job, bitches!  It keeps us from you, and if we could just get rid of it so we could j'adore you all night long on a sheared mink rug by a crackling fire, we would!  We swear we would, but we can't.

Anyj'adore, one of the reasons we've been gone is Donna Karan. We organized her surprise 60th birthday party a couple of weeks back at The Box, and it was WAY too much fun!  Everyone came from Billy Joel to Lorraine Bracco to Iman to yogi Rodney Yee and power gays including Calvin Klein, Sandy Gallin and Ross Bleckner.  

We had planned for a crazy lineup of entertainment, one part including a big fake cake from which Ashton Kutcher was to jump out of.  Well, when Ashton told us he wouldn't be able to make it, we were a bit saddened, but when we got to The Box the night of the party, we were incredibly relieved because the cake had a typo!  Whoever made the cake spelled it Donna KAREN!  WTF? Who does that?  The mistake was too j'adorable so we took a photo right before we had it dumped in the trash.  J'Adore!

We're hoping to stay with you for a while, but we have two ultra fabulous parties we're doing in Houston, Texas for a powerhouse Italian fashion brand, the name of which we are contractually bound not to give out.  We'll fill you in after the fact.  Maybe we'll even give you a little update from on site down south, but we can't promise anything cuz we'll probably be too busy killing and grilling our own dinner.  You know how they do in Texas!  

J'ADORE DEJA VU!

What is it with us and spotting magazine cover knock offs?  First it was the Bazaar vs W debacle that caused such a stir that our friends at W didn't speak to us for a month!  Now, it's Out vs Details!  

We noticed this couple days ago, but we didn't want to say anything again cuz we didn't want to bring down yet ANOTHER magazine, but we just can't help ourselves, so let's discuss.

Popnography, Out's pop cult blog, delves into it in detail, but about 6 months ago, Out published a cover that flew off the racks depicting the perfectly styled boys of Gossip Girl.  This month, Details rips them off in a half-ass attempt to recreate their success.  

Who do you think wins this round?  Email us and let us know.

J'ADORE MEN WRITING ADVICE COLUMNS!

Dear Henry:

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we've been married for 12 years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and stated he's feeling depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,  

Joanne

Dear Joanne:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Henry