J'ADORE MYSTERIOUS COLUMNS OF LIGHT!

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UMMM, J'ADORE?

At first this video was cute, then the damn little bitch pulled a porn star move and totally deep throated the carrot without even a chew!!!  WTF?  Total hamster slut!  (Call us, little guy!)

J'ADORE FREAKY ANIMAL LOVE!

J'ADORE LA LUNCHING!

You already know how much we love our boozy lunches in LA with our good friends Darryl and Simone.  Well, we had another one, except this time, it wasn't so boozy.  We're not currently drinking, it was cold out, Darryl had to work, Simone was giving you J'Adorosity at its finest, so we all had tea.  How J'Adorably civilized, n'est-ce pas?

This time around though, we had a special surprise guest, one whom you have grown to know  J'Adore....Brad Fisher.  We know! Can you believe it?  He followed us out to LA too!  Can't seem to shake him, but he's cool, so we keep him around.  You never know when he'll ask us to sit for him to paint a nude portrait of us. Actually, it would have to be more of a mural, if you know what we mean...  J'Adore!

All three J'Adorables are pictured above giving you their best Parking Lot Chic...

J'ADORE WTF?

This photo gives us anxiety on so many levels!  OMG!  First, we don't know if we could handle being underwater like that. Second, we would probably faint and float away in the current if all of a sudden a big black whale strolls up out of nowhere.  Don't get us wrong!  It wouldn't be cuz the whale was black.  It's cuz he's a whale that could gobble us up like an amuse-bouche!  We can't look at it anymore!  Je N'Adore Pas!

J'ADORE THE DORITOCIST!

Remember when we told you about our friend Nic Chatfield and this Superbowl Dorito commercial?  Well, the bitch went and made it to the final top 5 out of over 1900 entries!  We know!!! J'Adorosity, right?

We need your help in getting him to win.  So click here, and vote for Power of the Crunch.  You have to register which we all hate, but the upside to it is that you can vote everyday and everyday you'll be entered to win a pair of tickets to the Superbowl which are valued at $10,000.  Seems worth it to us, no?

J'ADORE PUBLICITY STUNTS!

The Australian Board of Tourism has totally got us all in state of twittered J'Adoration.  They are offering up The Greatest Job In The World which entails living on Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef in Queensland.  You get paid $100, 000 USD, and all you have to do is lay out, snorkel, play with the sand, J'Adore yourself a few times a day and blog about it for the world to see.  WTF?  This is the perfect job for us.  We're gonna do it.  

JE N'ADORE PAS!

We don't like to get too politically j'adorable over here at the J'Adore Joey compound, but with what is going on in Israel, we feel we have to bring it up for just a nano-second.  Actually, we're not even going to say anything because it upsets us so much, but we're going to ask that you read this.

J'ADORE WILD & CRAZY FRIDAY NIGHTS!

We are so crazy right now.  We really know how to party!  Last night was out of control, and we're totally hungover from it all.  

What did we do you ask?  We stayed at home, drank chamomile tea and shopped online for a vacuum cleaner!  Don't get all jealous!  You don't even know how to party like we do, so don't even try it!

We ended up purchasing this little Pronto 2-in-1 deal by Electrolux.   We can't wait to suck up those morbid little dust bunnies which have been  lingering in the corners of our humble estate.  Suck it!

J'ADORE GETTING YOU OFF OF OUR BACKS!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES!!!  We know.  We know.  We haven't been J'Adoring, and you all have been reminding us on the daily!  Who knew you would go through such withdrawls without a little J'Adoration?  Thank you for your emails, now get off our backs cuz we're back!

J'ADORE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Okay, Bitches.  We're off bright and early to the city of angels. Sometimes it feels like it's the city of HELL'S angels, but our friends and family are out there, so we have to go.  We're wishing you a J'Adorey Christmas and Happy J'Adore Year!  

We're sure we'll be posting randomly while out there, but if we don't, you'll understand,  won't you?  J'Adore!

J'ADORE FAREWELLING!

You know those moods that you get into when you are just depressed, and to add to the depression you already feel, you put on a WAY depressing song that makes you just want to slash your wrists and cry your way to death?  You don't?  Well, uhhh, neither do we, then.  

We randomly came across this song called Farewell by Rosie Thomas, and we J'Adored major!  We're not depressed now, but when do go there, we know exactly which song to run to.

J'ADORE A GOLDEN CHRISTMAS!

There is only one way to celebrate Christmas, and we think you already know what it is...

J'ADORE SMELLING YO DICK!

We first heard this song a year or so ago, and we J'Adored, but today, we're having a little bit of a renaissance, on peut dire. Smelling dick is too J'Adorable.

J'ADORE COMING CLOSER!

JE N'ADORE PAS!

Right now we're giving the world  a BIG Je N'Adore Pas!  We don't know what's going on as of late, but we just feel like we're being constantly lied to.  Co-workers, family, friends.  The list goes on...

What bothers us most is when our friends lie to us.  We don't understand why they do it.  Do they thinking we would judge them?  Do they just not want us to know the truth?  Do they just want to keep their truths away from the world?  Don't they know the world exposes their truths whether they like it or not?  We don't know, and we try not to care, but when you're lied to, it just makes you wonder...

Okay, enough!  We're giving OURSELVES a big Je N'Adore Pas right about now!  We just had to vent cuz we have had enough...

J'ADORE GIVING THIS FAT FUCK A CARROT!

We are J'Adoring all over ourselves this afternoon over the most genius blog we've come across in a very long time, aptly entitled Fuck You, Penguin! Photos of the cutest animals on the planet are posted, and then they're totally told off for being so fucking cute!  J'Adorosity at its finest!

J'ADORE TURNING BACK TIME! HOOO OHOHOH!

J'ADORE HOMOMENTS!

We totally just had a homoment at the office and get up on chair and did a little dance, Mein Herr! Fosse! Fosse! Fosse!

J'ADORE HUGS NOT DRUGS!

Krista Freibaum and Morris know what J'Adoring is all about.