JE N'ADORE PAS!

Our world has totally come to an end.  This is the worst news to hit the press since the day Clay Aiken came out to People Magazine.  Conde Nast has announced today that our favorite home magazine, Domino, is being shut down!  Why?  WHY??? Why couldn't they have taken Vogue instead???  We need credenzas NOT couture!!!  Everyone take a moment of silence for this incredibly tragic moment in history.

J'ADORE UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP!

Thanks to Bonjour, Pee Wee!

J'ADORE SUPERHERO TRANNY CRIME FIGHTING!

Our fellow Jorge Miguel groupie and J'Adorable friend, Gerald McCullouch, went out and got himself all tangled up in some tranny crime-fighting mess last week.  He is such a Wonder Woman!  

Bitch was on the train and some one tried to jack his computer, but Gerald fought back and won.  Read the full story that made the gossip columns over the weekend by clicking here. 

J'ADORE BUTT HOLE ROAD!

We are J'Adoring all over ourselves this morning because our good friend and journalistic sleuth, Christopher Tennant, sent us this NY Times article which delves into all the gloriously ill-named towns, streets and regions of the United Kingdom.  We would love to live in Crotch Crescent, Oxford, but unfortunately, we found a place more in our budget on Tumbledown Dick Road in Oxfordshire.  What's a J'Adorable to do???

J'ADORE THE OBAMAS DOING WHAT???

Our boy Adam Laukhuf over at Details sent us this amazing news clip this morning.  Who knew the Obamas were SO hardcore!  You gotta J'adore them.  

J'ADORE B. HO!

Do we have to remind you how much we love Mary Cherry from the ill-fated WB television series Popular?  Well, we were having a moment just a moment ago (it's passed now), and we had to revisit one of our most favorite clips EVER...mmmmkay??? Watch as Mary Cherry meets her long lost twin sister B. Ho. J'Adore!

If you need more Mary Cherry, cuz you know you do, check out these compilations in Parts One, Two, Three and Four!

J'ADORE SELLING SHOVELS!

A first grade girl handed in the drawing above for a homework assignment. After it was graded and the child brought it home, the child returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington

J'ADORE THE TIDDY BEAR!

So, our J'Adorable friend Davey G. who sent us the Get It On video received the above Tiddy Bear commercial from his friend Stephen Keefe who coincidentally works with our favorite J'Adorable, Tim Tareco, who sent us this Hores posting the other day.  We are SO confused right now.  Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to J'Adore!  

Anybears, we think this thing should be called the Titty Bear being that every woman using in the commercial is rubbing it all up and down her titties!  WTF?  They should make one that vibrates and called it The Vaggie Bear.  Okay, that one was weak, but we're tired and we're late for a meeting, so just go with it.

J'ADORE AIR HOSES MAKING US SHRIEK!

This has to be a joke because we can't imagine it any other way back in the 60s?  70s?  When was this filmed?  Either way, we have to thank Big Daddy for this little piece of vintage heaven.  Let's all shriek together now, shall we?

J'ADORE HORES!

You know we J'Adore Hores just as much as the next J'Adorable, but when our good friend and visual genius, Tim Tareco, sent this in to us, we J'Adored all over our equine selves.  When we were kids, we would ride hores for hours upon end, while our parents watched.  We know.  Sounds a bit kinky, but we were kids, and it was okay then.  Anyhores, this letter from some random slutty 3rd grader is one for the books.  J'Adore Hores! 

J'ADORE 650 MILLION YEARS IN 1 MIN : 20 SEC!

J'ADORE YES PECAN!

Yes, Pecan!  Yes, Pecan!  Yes, Pecan!!!  With today's historic inauguration, we bring to you Ben & Jerry's Yes, Pecan Ice Cream!  During the month of January, if you get a scoop of Yes, Pecan ice cream at any Ben & Jerry's, they'll donate all proceeds to the Common Cause Education Fund.  J'Adore!

J'ADORE WINGSUIT BASE JUMPING!

OH!  OUR!  J'ADORABLE!  GOD!  Our good friend, Mary Pat, sent us this video today, and we want to wingsuit base jump!  Like RIGHT NOW!!!  We have always wanted to fly, and we're so gonna do it!  Can you even imagine?  When we do it though, we're gonna have our iPod on and blasting A Whole New World....in Japanese.

J'ADORE GETTING IT ON!

Our boy Davey G. sent over this video today with no message attached.  Was it an invitation?  Was it a declaration?  Or was it just mental masturbation?  Because it came from Davey G., we're just gonna label it J'Adoration.  Get!  It!  On!

J'ADORE MYSTERIOUS COLUMNS OF LIGHT!

Click here for story and more photos.

UMMM, J'ADORE?

At first this video was cute, then the damn little bitch pulled a porn star move and totally deep throated the carrot without even a chew!!!  WTF?  Total hamster slut!  (Call us, little guy!)

J'ADORE FREAKY ANIMAL LOVE!

J'ADORE LA LUNCHING!

You already know how much we love our boozy lunches in LA with our good friends Darryl and Simone.  Well, we had another one, except this time, it wasn't so boozy.  We're not currently drinking, it was cold out, Darryl had to work, Simone was giving you J'Adorosity at its finest, so we all had tea.  How J'Adorably civilized, n'est-ce pas?

This time around though, we had a special surprise guest, one whom you have grown to know  J'Adore....Brad Fisher.  We know! Can you believe it?  He followed us out to LA too!  Can't seem to shake him, but he's cool, so we keep him around.  You never know when he'll ask us to sit for him to paint a nude portrait of us. Actually, it would have to be more of a mural, if you know what we mean...  J'Adore!

All three J'Adorables are pictured above giving you their best Parking Lot Chic...

J'ADORE WTF?

This photo gives us anxiety on so many levels!  OMG!  First, we don't know if we could handle being underwater like that. Second, we would probably faint and float away in the current if all of a sudden a big black whale strolls up out of nowhere.  Don't get us wrong!  It wouldn't be cuz the whale was black.  It's cuz he's a whale that could gobble us up like an amuse-bouche!  We can't look at it anymore!  Je N'Adore Pas!

J'ADORE THE DORITOCIST!

Remember when we told you about our friend Nic Chatfield and this Superbowl Dorito commercial?  Well, the bitch went and made it to the final top 5 out of over 1900 entries!  We know!!! J'Adorosity, right?

We need your help in getting him to win.  So click here, and vote for Power of the Crunch.  You have to register which we all hate, but the upside to it is that you can vote everyday and everyday you'll be entered to win a pair of tickets to the Superbowl which are valued at $10,000.  Seems worth it to us, no?

J'ADORE PUBLICITY STUNTS!

The Australian Board of Tourism has totally got us all in state of twittered J'Adoration.  They are offering up The Greatest Job In The World which entails living on Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef in Queensland.  You get paid $100, 000 USD, and all you have to do is lay out, snorkel, play with the sand, J'Adore yourself a few times a day and blog about it for the world to see.  WTF?  This is the perfect job for us.  We're gonna do it.  

JE N'ADORE PAS!

We don't like to get too politically j'adorable over here at the J'Adore Joey compound, but with what is going on in Israel, we feel we have to bring it up for just a nano-second.  Actually, we're not even going to say anything because it upsets us so much, but we're going to ask that you read this.

J'ADORE WILD & CRAZY FRIDAY NIGHTS!

We are so crazy right now.  We really know how to party!  Last night was out of control, and we're totally hungover from it all.  

What did we do you ask?  We stayed at home, drank chamomile tea and shopped online for a vacuum cleaner!  Don't get all jealous!  You don't even know how to party like we do, so don't even try it!

We ended up purchasing this little Pronto 2-in-1 deal by Electrolux.   We can't wait to suck up those morbid little dust bunnies which have been  lingering in the corners of our humble estate.  Suck it!

J'ADORE GETTING YOU OFF OF OUR BACKS!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES!!!  We know.  We know.  We haven't been J'Adoring, and you all have been reminding us on the daily!  Who knew you would go through such withdrawls without a little J'Adoration?  Thank you for your emails, now get off our backs cuz we're back!