JE N'ADORE PAS!

We don't like to get too politically j'adorable over here at the J'Adore Joey compound, but with what is going on in Israel, we feel we have to bring it up for just a nano-second.  Actually, we're not even going to say anything because it upsets us so much, but we're going to ask that you read this.

J'ADORE WILD & CRAZY FRIDAY NIGHTS!

We are so crazy right now.  We really know how to party!  Last night was out of control, and we're totally hungover from it all.  

What did we do you ask?  We stayed at home, drank chamomile tea and shopped online for a vacuum cleaner!  Don't get all jealous!  You don't even know how to party like we do, so don't even try it!

We ended up purchasing this little Pronto 2-in-1 deal by Electrolux.   We can't wait to suck up those morbid little dust bunnies which have been  lingering in the corners of our humble estate.  Suck it!

J'ADORE GETTING YOU OFF OF OUR BACKS!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES!!!  We know.  We know.  We haven't been J'Adoring, and you all have been reminding us on the daily!  Who knew you would go through such withdrawls without a little J'Adoration?  Thank you for your emails, now get off our backs cuz we're back!

J'ADORE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Okay, Bitches.  We're off bright and early to the city of angels. Sometimes it feels like it's the city of HELL'S angels, but our friends and family are out there, so we have to go.  We're wishing you a J'Adorey Christmas and Happy J'Adore Year!  

We're sure we'll be posting randomly while out there, but if we don't, you'll understand,  won't you?  J'Adore!

J'ADORE FAREWELLING!

You know those moods that you get into when you are just depressed, and to add to the depression you already feel, you put on a WAY depressing song that makes you just want to slash your wrists and cry your way to death?  You don't?  Well, uhhh, neither do we, then.  

We randomly came across this song called Farewell by Rosie Thomas, and we J'Adored major!  We're not depressed now, but when do go there, we know exactly which song to run to.

J'ADORE A GOLDEN CHRISTMAS!

There is only one way to celebrate Christmas, and we think you already know what it is...

J'ADORE SMELLING YO DICK!

We first heard this song a year or so ago, and we J'Adored, but today, we're having a little bit of a renaissance, on peut dire. Smelling dick is too J'Adorable.

J'ADORE COMING CLOSER!

JE N'ADORE PAS!

Right now we're giving the world  a BIG Je N'Adore Pas!  We don't know what's going on as of late, but we just feel like we're being constantly lied to.  Co-workers, family, friends.  The list goes on...

What bothers us most is when our friends lie to us.  We don't understand why they do it.  Do they thinking we would judge them?  Do they just not want us to know the truth?  Do they just want to keep their truths away from the world?  Don't they know the world exposes their truths whether they like it or not?  We don't know, and we try not to care, but when you're lied to, it just makes you wonder...

Okay, enough!  We're giving OURSELVES a big Je N'Adore Pas right about now!  We just had to vent cuz we have had enough...

J'ADORE GIVING THIS FAT FUCK A CARROT!

We are J'Adoring all over ourselves this afternoon over the most genius blog we've come across in a very long time, aptly entitled Fuck You, Penguin! Photos of the cutest animals on the planet are posted, and then they're totally told off for being so fucking cute!  J'Adorosity at its finest!

J'ADORE TURNING BACK TIME! HOOO OHOHOH!

J'ADORE HOMOMENTS!

We totally just had a homoment at the office and get up on chair and did a little dance, Mein Herr! Fosse! Fosse! Fosse!

J'ADORE HUGS NOT DRUGS!

Krista Freibaum and Morris know what J'Adoring is all about.

J'ADORE VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!

We haven't had L'il Kim fix in a while, so here we go.  

How many licks, Bitches???

HAPPY J'ADORESGIVING!

We just wanted to wish you all a very Happy J'Adoresgiving to you and all of your J'Adorables!

J'ADORE FEELING THIS GOOD SOBER!

We guess with the debut of Pink's new song Sober, it's a good a time as any to tell you.  We've gone sober!  We know!  We can't believe it either!  It will be 5 months next week.  We plan on celebrating with a martini!  J'Adore!

Again, we're in love with Pink.  She's our girl, and we're sticking to her.

J'ADORE BACK FLIPPIN' BITCHES!

Yesterday, while we were in the middle of hell on earth in Los Angeles trying to work on two projects we have in Miami and NYC, we received a most interesting email from a J'Adorable little friend of ours in San Francisco by name of Derk Pippin and NO, he wasn't named after a chimney sweep in Mary Poppins.

This article from the UK's Daily Mail is about the world's first person ever to do a backflip in a wheelchair.  An amazing feat, definitely, but makes you wonder how no one has done it before already. Doesn't seem so incredible, but the video has inspired our friend, Derk, and that's all that matters.

Okay....back to hell.

J'ADORE BILLY FARRELL ICONOCLAST!

Okay, Bitches, can we tawk?  We are head over J'Adores for this photo of Kate Bosworth, Karl Lagerfeld and one of our favorite PR bitches, Max Wixom, taken by our main boy Billy Farrell at the launch of the Chanel Mobile Art opening in Central Park.  Has there ever been more of an iconic photo taken....EVER?!?!  We think not.  Sit back, grab your favorite Chanel bag, hold on to it tightly and J'Adore!

J'ADORE "EINE KLEIN NACHTMUSIK" ALLEGRO!

J'ADORE THE BONNIE HUNT SHOW!

This is all just too funny!  When we first saw Beyonce's Single Ladies video, we knew queens the world over would be J'Adoring it major.  But there was no bigger queen than Shane Mercado who, only two days after the video debuted, had already gotten the choreography down and was televising it from his bedroom.

Yesterday, the genius that is The Bonnie Hunt Show invited Shane to their studio to recreate his little homage for the world to see. We can't embed the video, so you have to click here.  J'Adore 4 minutes of fame!