Big Daddy has done it again. He's posted this most hilarious video of Tyra giving it to Brit Brit. Okay. It's clearly edited, but it's funny all the same. Personally, we HATE us some Tyra. Who does she think she is? She needs to go fall off a runway already.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
At this point in the game, we don't have to tell you how much we love Adidas and Y-3 by Yohji Yamamoto, so we were beyond ourselves last night when we received this invite for an art installation by Adidas in collaboration with hotties Justin Theroux and Douglas Little!
Entitled Sometimes Comes Mother, Sometimes Comes Wolf, the installation is a custom container constructed to appear as an Adidas Originals blue shoe box, and it will dropped in the heart of NYC's Lower East Side for unsuspecting passers-by to discover!
We're not exactly sure what's IN the box, but the word on the street is that the installation explores a collection of owned and borrowed objects, antiques and art which encapsulate the beauty and marvel of their own vision juxtaposed against today's objects of pop culture sending the viewer on a journey stimulated by seductive surrealism, primitive technology, sensory ephemera, super-nature and antiquated pop culture. Ummmm, have you figured out that the "word on the street" actually came in the form of a press release to our email inbox? J'Adore!
SCM, SCW runs from Saturday, February 2nd - Saturday February 9th on Broome Street between Essex and Ludlow from 12pm - 8pm daily!
Trust us when we tell you that you don't want to miss this one! See you there!
Friday, January 25, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
We J'Adore us some Pink, and we definitely J'Adore us some Shirley Bassey, but we never ever thought we'd see the day we'd be J'Adoring Pink Shirley Bassey! This is her rendition of I'm Coming Up, and it's totally J'Adorable. Our favorite part is when she starts laughing because even Shirley can't believe she's singing the words "You'll Be Kissing My Ass..." J'Adore!
"I gave way to delight, as mystics have for centuries when they peeked through the curtains and discovered that this world, so manifestly real, was actually a tiny stage set constructed by the mind. We discover abruptly that everything we accept as reality is just social fabrications." - Timothy Leary, 1966
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
We have SAD news to report (not like you probably haven't already heard), but The New York Times is reporting that Heath Ledger, our favorite Brokeback cowboy, was found dead in his apartment in NYC today when his housekeeper when to get him for his massage appointment.
We are really sad over this, and we are sending our thoughts and prayers to his family and especially his little daughter.
Rest In Peace, Heath.
Saltwater pools remind us of when we were young and we would take our summer vacation in Beirut. We would spend the day on the Mediterranean coast at Summerland, one of the chicest resorts in the Middle East, while dipping in the saltwater pool, nibble on hummus and pita and work on our tan! Yes. Even at age 9 we were always taking a bain de soleil! J'Adore!
Today, The Daily Mail is reporting that world's LARGEST pool EVER has opened at the San Alfonso del Mar resort in Algarrobo, Chile. It measures 3,500 feet in length, has a surface area of 20 acres and is the equivalent in size to nearly 6,000 backyard swimming pools!
Those poor reporters at The Daily Mail. They have no idea they got the story entirely WRONG! They've never been to one of OUR pool parties!
The New York Post ran today the most J'Adorable video of former President Clinton catching some Zs, we mean, having a dream, at a MLK service yesterday in Harlem. We sort of love it! Actually, the video just put us to sleep as well! We can't really blame the guy.
Our hot ass boy, Brando, over at Bonjour, Pee Wee! posted this post last week of Sinead O'Connor's Mandinka debut at the Grammy's. We guess that faxes were a new phenomenon otherwise, we don't really get, Billy Crystal's joke. Whatever. We're digressing, yet again...
We love us some Mandinka! And we especially love it from Sinead! We're going to bed now. Wish you were here!
Monday, January 21, 2008
You know what, Bitches? We J'Adore Dior and we J'Adore Charlize Theron, but we Je N'Adore Pas when they try to rip our lives off and use us for international advertising without giving us some kind of compensation! We mean, we're not asking for THAT much! Just a few million!
REALLY? Charlize take off her jewelry and her clothes just like WE DO every night! She thinks gold is cold! So do WE! She finally figured out that diamonds are dead! WE COULD HAVE TOLD HER THAT YEARS AGO! Yes! A limousine is JUST a car! We knew that! We were BORN in a limousine!!!
Our J'Adorable God! Does NO ONE else see the plagiarism in this commercial??? They're RIPPING US OFF BIG TIME!!! And the bitch even has the balls to speak the word J'ADORE at the end?!?!
We're about to cut someone! Let us at her! BRING IT!!! CUZ IT'S ABOUT TO BE BROUGHTEN!!!
Oh, what a relaxing weekend we had, Bitches! We J'Adore the country MAJOR! We ate, we drank, we partook in some herbal refreshment, we bought a flatscreen TV and mounted it on a swinging arm thingy on the wall (who knew we were so butch?), we played Wii, we almost got shot by duck hunters on the Great South Bay! It's never a dull moment over at the J'Adore Joey offices.....even when we take the offices satellite to the country!
Anyway, we're back to face another crazy week. We've got parties, we've got meetings, we've got preparations for Fashion Week! We'll manage. We always do.
But what we are MOST excited about is the invitation we got in the mail upon our return to join our good friend Waris of The House of Waris in Tokyo to celebrate something or other with Jalouse Magazine. Whatever, Bitches! We don't need a REASON to party. We just need the party, and we're THERE!
Don't hate us because we crossed out all the details off the invite. You know you Bitches like to crash our party, and sometimes, we can't be the ones to enable you. See you when we get back!
Friday, January 18, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Okay, Bitches! We know we've taken forever to bring you our tales of Las Vegas, but we just couldn't do it this week. First of all, we JUST got over our hangover like yesterday. Yes. It was THAT good.
We do have to say that we didn't hate Las Vegas this time around as much we normally do. We think it was the private jet and the 5 bottles of Dom Perignon on the way out there that numbed us to the pain of the city of sin. We played Black Jack...DOUBLE DOWN! We had a spa day. We had tapanyaki at Okada, filet mignon at SW Steakhouse and we danced our little asses off at Blush.....if you know anything, that means we didn't leave the Wynn Hotel once in three days!
All the above was for a job we were doing out there. We're not going to bore you with the details of our work, but we do have to tell you it was pretty amazing. After our work was done, we moved over to the Hard Rock Hotel for one extra night in order to celebrate our good friend Amy Sacco's 40th Birthday Blowout!
It was so crazy! All of our old friends were there....Nan Lily Cho, Darryl Gibson, Uncle Mike, King and Michael Shulman who provided us the above collage of photos (click to enlarge). Guess which one we are! We'll give you a hint. We're not bald, we're not wearing a headdress and we look like we're having WAY more fun than anyone else! Maybe that's why we just got over our hangover yesterday! J'Adore!
Janet Jackson's new album cover for Discipline was released today, and we have to say it's pretty fucking J'Adorable! We have to give it to JJ. She's always turned us for the most. She had us up in our room at 13 years old talking about Control and shit. Who knew she would help make us the freaks we were today?
More importantly, below is the video for her first single off the new album, and we love the first half on the planets and all, but we're a bit confused by all the milk in the second half. We don't know what to say. Last time we saw that much milk was last week in Vegas, if you know what we mean...
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Sometimes we have to wonder what the hell art historians and art scientists do all day long! They're constantly wearing those tacky ass outfits with the white gloves and x-raying paintings and shit telling us that there might be another painting under the one we've been looking at for years.
Yesterday, AOL News reported that German academics believe that the identity of the Mona Lisa has been discovered. Lisa Gheradini, the wife of a wealthy Florentine merchant, Francesco del Giocondo, has long been seen as the most likely subject of this painting, and guess what, Bitches, she IS! It's her! The Mona Lisa is Lisa Gheradini!
You know what else? The painted was painted in approximately in 1503, and in 155o, an Italian official named Giorgio Vasari said that the Mona Lisa was Gheradini, but no one believed him!
Now, 500 YEARS LATER (!!!!!!) some asshole historians in Heidelberg find a book with notes in the margin that confirm this bit of truth, and it's a massive discovery bringing fame and fortune to Dr. Armin Schlechter, the manuscript expert who found the info. If we were Vasari, we'd be coming back from the grave to kick some ass! We hate when people don't believe us when we know we're right!
We're happy for the French though because now they can get back to eating their croissants without having to sit and wonder who the woman in their Louvre is anymore! But what the hell will they take about now?
As if sex wasn't scary enough as it is, Reuters reported yesterday that a new strain of drug resistant staph has moved beyond hospitals and is now being transmitted among gay men during sex and is appearing in Los Angeles, New York, Boston and San Francisco!
The bacteria can enter the body through a wound in the skin and can cause deep-tissue infections which often look like raised red dots on the skin and which left untreated can swell and fill and with pus.
About 30% percent of ALL people carry ordinary staff in staph in their nose, and it can be passed simply by touching other people or depositing the bacteria on surfaces or objects.
Bihn Diep, a researcher with UCSF, was quoted as saying "Once this reaches the general population, it will be truly unstoppable!"
There goes our social life! Je N'Adore Pas!
Our friend Roy sent us this photo the other day. We assume he was shopping at TJ Maxx? We always thought he was more of a Dunhill type of guy, but hey, who are we to judge? In any case, we don't think it needs much explanation, and its J'Adorosity is quite blatant, but if you're still confused, email us.
Our GENIUS friends over at Radar Online posted this story about Corey Worthington, a 16 year old in Melbourne, Australia who threw a house party that grew out of control. Cars were smashed, neighbors were frightened, air patrol was called, police squads invaded and now the family is being sued for $20K.
What does Corey have to say to young teenagers who might want to throw a party while their parents are away? "Call me. I'll do it for you!" J'ADORE!!!
You have to watch the whole interview to truly understand the J'Adorosity that is Corey Worthington!
Monday, January 14, 2008
First of all, how is this possible? This kid is out of control!!! What we find even more annoying than Lily KICKING OUR ASSES in world geography is her father's voice saying "YAY! LILYYYYY!" Sounds like a fudgepacker to us, but we digress...
The video is a bit long, but you'll know when to stop watching.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
We don't know what came over us, but when we were at the store just a couple of hours ago, we picked up a pint of Haagen Dazs Caramel Cone! We just polished off almost half of the damn thing. It's so good! Milky caramel ice cream filled with huge CHUNKS of chocolate, ice cream cone and caramel....we're gonna go have some more. Be right back!
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
So, tomorrow afternoon we're off to Las Vegas. On the one hand we HATE Las Vegas. On the other hand, we're flying via private jet. On the third hand, we HAAAAAATE Las Vegas. On the fourth hand, we're getting picked up by Rolls Royce and taken to accommodations at the Wynn that will probably blow our minds away. On the fifth hand, we still LOATHE Las Vegas. On the last hand, we get to stay one extra day and go to a blowout 40th bday party that we'll probably be talking about for decades.
Who the hell do we think we are with all these damn hands??? The Hindu god Vishru?!
We're gonna try to keep you up to speed on our trials and tribulations, but if we can't, we'll be back at you on Friday.
Is anyone else hearing the complete disinterest in our voice?
Sunday, January 06, 2008
We woke up this morning (um...actually, afternoon) with a HORRENDOUS hangover, and we totally looked, felt and smelled like the above photo! UGH! Why do we do the things we do when do them?
We're really enjoying this glass of Pinot Noir though! J'Adore Alcoholism!
We're not too religious over here at the J'Adore Joey offices, but we DO feel kind of bad for posting this. We were raised Protestant after all!!!
We've received this picture about three times on our FaceBook page, and we had to share it. Is it Jesus or just a dog's butt? We can't decide.....maybe because we're scared of burning in hell for eternity! J'Adore!
"Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own unguarded thoughts. Develop the mind of equilibrium. You will always be getting praise and blame, but do not let either affect the poise of the mind: follow the calmness, the absence of pride." - The Sutta Nipata
Just Jared has the most hilarious video of a fake Hannah Montana coming on stage so the real one can go backstage for a costume change! Come on! Take a cue from Madonna's Blonde Ambition tour and just do an extended musical dance sequence or something.
Watch the video and at 2:20, you'll see the pathetic switch out using a black sheet and a fake Hannah wearing sunglasses when the real one wasn't.
How sad to have a job being the fake Hannah Montana! Actually, we'd totally do it if the called and asked.
Oh, J'Adorables, how we have missed you so!!! We are soooooo sorry to have been gone so long, but did we have an AMAZING holiday break!
As you know, our family came out to stay with us for the holidays, and it was too J'Adorable! Except for the fact that our apartment looked like a Palestinian Refugee Camp for about 10 days, but it was only 10 days, and we just grinned and bore it.
We're not going to go into all the details, but we did so much. From dinners at Indochine and Tartine and Zampa to going to The Met to riding the M5 bus to nowhere. It was too much fun!
So, again, we're back to J'Adore you again, but not for too long! We're off to Vegas on a job and the most J'Adorable bday party EVER! But you're gonna have to wait til we get back before we share it with you because we don't want you crashing the party or anything.....because that would be un-Southern as Blanche Devereaux would put it.