Monday, December 24, 2007
Friday, December 21, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
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Friday, December 07, 2007
Thursday, December 06, 2007
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Monday, December 03, 2007
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Hailing from Tupelo, Mississippi, Will moved himself to NYC to work as a nurse to help all the little children in need. Then one day, the bitch got cast on Big Brother 5, then the bitch got his own radio show, then he was a coverboy for Instinct Magazine, and if that wasn't enough, he now also has his own travel show on the Logo Network!!!
But all the while, with his new found fame and fortune, he never forgot about the children, working late nights and early mornings in hospitals across the country to help those who can't help themselves. If we didn't love this bitch so much, we'd go to his house and cut him......BAD!
And today, we just received news that the cunt got cast as the villainous lead character in the sequel to the homo cult favorite, Another Gay Movie. WTF?! Although we're so excited for him, we really do have to question whether we love him enough not to cut him. We'll decide later. For the moment, there's a mirror in the hallway with our name on it! J'Adore!
Whatever. We're moving on...
Unfortunately, we got yelled at by the flight attendant because the captain hadn't yet turned off the seatbelt sign, so we had to contain our excitement and sit our asses back down. Je N'Adore Pas!
So we're back to J'Adore you in every possible position we can. Grab the lube and a clean towel cuz we're cumming back at you.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
You guys are soooo dirrrrty! Although we definitely DO have a story about us and Julio down by the schoolyard, we're not going to tell you about it. This is a family site.....we think. The Julio we're talking about is our latest obsession.....Simon & Garfunkel's early 80s hit. We're not too sure what it's about just yet, but we J'Adore singing and dancing along, but not like Garfunkel, as he can't dance for shit.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Anyway, on our way home, we swung by the pizza place on Christopher Street, and you know how all the trannies come out after 1am! J'Adore!
We were trying to hail a cab, and we felt a tap on our shoulder, and we turned around to see the above beauty! She gives new meaning to blue eyeshadow and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
It wasn't her extreme beauty that shocked us, but rather, she actually used the following line...
"Hey, Big Boy! Suckee Suckee 50 dollars! Me love you long time!"
We had no idea Asian whores actually used that line!!! We just thought it was a movie thing. Anyway, we politely declined....we think. Whatever. J'Adore!
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Friday, November 09, 2007
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Friday, November 02, 2007
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
The one thing we never understood about living in NYC is that the weather changes literally OVERNIGHT! All of a sudden it is COLD, and we haven't even gotten around to doing our Spring cleaning yet!!! We know!!! We're over 6 months late!!! Anyway, we're not really loving it yet, but we will, and it will be okay. We just wanted to vent because we can't feel our feet right now.
Oh, and that's another thing. When you live in gorgeous pre-war buildings with 14 foot ceilings like we do, you don't have control of your own heat! You have to wait til the temperature drops below 48 degrees or something and some stupid sensor kicks in the hot water that's sent up to your radiator! What the hell is that about? Okay. We're done now.
While completely hungover on Sunday and wishing death upon ourselves (if only to take the pain away), we cruised YouTube and watched funny videos while we patiently waited for our final moment of mortality to arrive. In the process, we found Paul Potts.
We're sure this guy is old news to most of you, but we here at the J'Adore Joey offices don't watch television, so it was quite an exciting moment for us when we found him.
Paul is a cell phone salesman in South Wales who sings opera. He went on Britain's Got Talent, and the bitch stole the show. At the end of the day, Paul is an inspiration. For us, he's an example of strength and confidence. A reminder that we should never be afraid to step up to the plate and show the world who we really are.
We are so gonna sing opera later today in Times Square. If you don't hear from us by tomorrow at 3pm, it's because some crackhead shot us because we can't really sing opera.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
This party is the reason we've been so distant! It's been so crazy. We're not going to even tell you the drama we had to go through because even WE can't be as mean as we'd like to be. Someone screwed us royally, and we had to go into major damage control mode, but it's all good.
Today, we got the cover story of the New York Post's Pulse Section, and we have to say, it's quite the J'Adorable piece! Read it and try to understand why we've been gone so long. It's not easy making J'Adorosity happen!!!
Friday, October 12, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Everyday, he would send us Burrata Mozzarella served over crunchy haricot vert and cherry tomatoes drizzled with the finest olive oil and topped with the crunchiest grains of sea salt. We could have eaten that all day long!
This past week, The Miami Herald ran their review of Mark's menu, and he got THREE AND A HALF stars!!! It's really no surprise to us, but we can't tell you how proud we are of him!
Friday, October 05, 2007
R. Kelly is some crazy ass Gold Patron drinking, corn row braiding, stoagie smokin', real takin', mutha fuckin', bitch ass VIP pimpin' mutha fucka up in heyah! Just like him, we have no idea what we're talking about! Someone need to call the Popo on us and on HIM. What the hell is this video? Fuck us? No, Bitch, FUCK YOU! Watch this shit and don't call us no mo'....and don't be calling our mama's house either! Shit!
Thursday, October 04, 2007
We have been waiting TEN MONTHS for this day. You probably don't know....actually, we know you don't know...because only the select few own one, and yes, we're one of them. It's The Standard Hotel 2007 calendar. We're shaking with J'Adorosity just speaking the name.
Every year, Andre Balazs and his creative queen, Claire Darrow, commission a calendar embodying all that is The Standard.....(Hollywood, Downtown L.A. and Miami Beach all rolled into one but all very different....we'll discuss this later).
This year's calendar was shot by our most J'Adored Matthias Vriens, who, if we were not legally bound to secrecy, we'd tell you all about, but we can't, because the last time we hung out with him in Los Angeles, we almost got arrested....okay, not really, but close. It DID involve paparazzi and Tom Ford though. Email us, and maybe we'll tell you about it.
This month's J'Adorable staff member is Damien who hails from Puerto Rico and who currently works at the Downtown L.A. property as a bar back. He can back our bar ANYTIME! Trust!
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Monday, October 01, 2007
Well, it only took them four months, but our gorgeous friends at Radar played this prank on our fair city. We think it's kind of genius, and we're glad our boy Neel Shah didn't get arrested. Or did he? Read to find out.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
Okay, this is the last Pee Wee posting today. We promise. How much do we love this scene? Our favorite part is when he's laying on the table and Satan's Helpers are trying to figure out what to do with him, and Pee Wee says under his breath, "I say we let him go!" HAHHAHAHAHHA!
Last night, we ran into our J'Adorable friend Jason Pharr from The Cloud Room while he was walking Suki, our most J'Adored little pug ever! When we saw him, he greeted us with a "Bonjour, PeeWee!" and we totally J'Adored!!! You know how much we love PeeWee...especially when he's on crack as we can see here.
Anyways, we haven't been able to get PeeWee off the brain since, so we YouTubed some videos and the above popped up! J'ADORE CIRQUE DE BEBE!!! OMG! We were dying! The cannon? The soot stained baby? For reals???