Tuesday, October 30, 2007
The one thing we never understood about living in NYC is that the weather changes literally OVERNIGHT! All of a sudden it is COLD, and we haven't even gotten around to doing our Spring cleaning yet!!! We know!!! We're over 6 months late!!! Anyway, we're not really loving it yet, but we will, and it will be okay. We just wanted to vent because we can't feel our feet right now.
Oh, and that's another thing. When you live in gorgeous pre-war buildings with 14 foot ceilings like we do, you don't have control of your own heat! You have to wait til the temperature drops below 48 degrees or something and some stupid sensor kicks in the hot water that's sent up to your radiator! What the hell is that about? Okay. We're done now.
While completely hungover on Sunday and wishing death upon ourselves (if only to take the pain away), we cruised YouTube and watched funny videos while we patiently waited for our final moment of mortality to arrive. In the process, we found Paul Potts.
We're sure this guy is old news to most of you, but we here at the J'Adore Joey offices don't watch television, so it was quite an exciting moment for us when we found him.
Paul is a cell phone salesman in South Wales who sings opera. He went on Britain's Got Talent, and the bitch stole the show. At the end of the day, Paul is an inspiration. For us, he's an example of strength and confidence. A reminder that we should never be afraid to step up to the plate and show the world who we really are.
We are so gonna sing opera later today in Times Square. If you don't hear from us by tomorrow at 3pm, it's because some crackhead shot us because we can't really sing opera.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
This party is the reason we've been so distant! It's been so crazy. We're not going to even tell you the drama we had to go through because even WE can't be as mean as we'd like to be. Someone screwed us royally, and we had to go into major damage control mode, but it's all good.
Today, we got the cover story of the New York Post's Pulse Section, and we have to say, it's quite the J'Adorable piece! Read it and try to understand why we've been gone so long. It's not easy making J'Adorosity happen!!!
Friday, October 12, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Everyday, he would send us Burrata Mozzarella served over crunchy haricot vert and cherry tomatoes drizzled with the finest olive oil and topped with the crunchiest grains of sea salt. We could have eaten that all day long!
This past week, The Miami Herald ran their review of Mark's menu, and he got THREE AND A HALF stars!!! It's really no surprise to us, but we can't tell you how proud we are of him!
Friday, October 05, 2007
R. Kelly is some crazy ass Gold Patron drinking, corn row braiding, stoagie smokin', real takin', mutha fuckin', bitch ass VIP pimpin' mutha fucka up in heyah! Just like him, we have no idea what we're talking about! Someone need to call the Popo on us and on HIM. What the hell is this video? Fuck us? No, Bitch, FUCK YOU! Watch this shit and don't call us no mo'....and don't be calling our mama's house either! Shit!
Thursday, October 04, 2007
We have been waiting TEN MONTHS for this day. You probably don't know....actually, we know you don't know...because only the select few own one, and yes, we're one of them. It's The Standard Hotel 2007 calendar. We're shaking with J'Adorosity just speaking the name.
Every year, Andre Balazs and his creative queen, Claire Darrow, commission a calendar embodying all that is The Standard.....(Hollywood, Downtown L.A. and Miami Beach all rolled into one but all very different....we'll discuss this later).
This year's calendar was shot by our most J'Adored Matthias Vriens, who, if we were not legally bound to secrecy, we'd tell you all about, but we can't, because the last time we hung out with him in Los Angeles, we almost got arrested....okay, not really, but close. It DID involve paparazzi and Tom Ford though. Email us, and maybe we'll tell you about it.
This month's J'Adorable staff member is Damien who hails from Puerto Rico and who currently works at the Downtown L.A. property as a bar back. He can back our bar ANYTIME! Trust!
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Monday, October 01, 2007
Well, it only took them four months, but our gorgeous friends at Radar played this prank on our fair city. We think it's kind of genius, and we're glad our boy Neel Shah didn't get arrested. Or did he? Read to find out.