Saturday, April 29, 2006
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Of a lovely hotel.
Which was sitting on West 45th Street.
It had a pool...
...in the fucking lobby.
The youngest one in curls.
Why are we singing about our night a la the Brady Bunch? Maybe cuz we had one Tanqueray and tonic too much on an empty stomach! What we really want to talk about are all the QTs at Hotel QT in midtown!
Work it out cuz we had a HOT night with all the Bitches up in the Balazs Bubble! If you don't know the bubble, then you don't belong in it.
Shall we talk about Skeeter, the cutie lawyer from San Fran who was just way too much for us to pass the bar exam? Or do we talk about his real estate friend, Adam Ant? Mr. Ant was laying down knowledge on double broker fees and shit. We were trying to follow, but 20% commissions ain't our thing. We need 100% all the time!
Then there was Goosey Lucy, Auntie Em, Jen Dee Martini, Amy Willyson and our favorite, Dave Wired, who lost his "bag" in the bathroom.
Blair Sparrow is always our favorite, although we think we pissed her off...
It's a weekly party. One you should check out. Call the hotel for further info....or click the link below!
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Then, just this past week, we came across another song so powerful in its stance, so unlike anything we've heard from a female vocalist since Joni Mitchell, so intense in its question of our country's leader... We fell in love even more.
This is what music was meant for. This is the type of song that brings change. This is to where all artists should strive.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
First stage is the green almond as seen above. Slightly tangy with a watery center, they are best eaten with a touch of salt and an ice cold beer. TO DIE FOR!
Second stage is when the "almond" center begins to solidify into the white nut you commonly know. But in this stage the white almond meat is sweet and a little bit soft. You have to crack open the fuzzy green shell to get to it. Still best enjoyed with an ice cold beer.
Third stage is when the almond is completely formed. The sweetness of the nut is slightly less prominent than before and the nut is much more firm. A nutcracker is needed to extract the almond from its casing. Once again, best enjoyed with an ice cold beer.
If you come across these green almonds in a gourmet grocer in the next couple of weeks, don't pass up the chance to partake in one of Spring's little pleasures...
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Okay... so you know how much I love drama! And you might not know how much I secretly admire Johnny Weir for being such a fucking drama queen, on the ice and off.
Yesterday, one of our most obsessive readers, Robyn the Robynator, sent us this picture of Lady Weir giving exponential drama with his very own J'Adore Joey t-shirt on!!!
We J'Adore that Johnny J'Adores us so much!
The next reader to send in their favorite J'Adore Joey t-shirt sighting, wins their VERY OWN J'Adore Joey tee!
I'M BACK, BITCHES!!! My most sincere apologies for being gone so long, but it was for good reason.
The last week and a half, I had the HONOR of working closely with one of the hottest contemporary artists on the scene right now...FRANCESCO VEZZOLI, who currently has a video piece based Gore Vidal's CALIGULA in the 2006 Whiteny Biennial. You HAVE to check it out. It's too hot.
Above you'll see one of Vezzoli's pieces from the Gore Vidal trilogy we debuted at the Gagosian Gallery in Beverly Hills last Saturday. The exhibition featured works inspired by Vidal's Suddenly Last Summer, Myra Breckenridge and Caligula.
For more on The Trilogy of Gore Vidal and Francesco Vezzoli, click the link below.
Sunday, April 09, 2006
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
We are just too enlightened to go on...
Friday, April 07, 2006
In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching doorknobs, etc.)
Isn't that greatest fact EVER!? See below for a few more in which I'm sure you'll be interested.
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Daily, you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
It's the perfect backdrop to the runway upon which we walk everyday.
Above you see the St. Regis hotel, which on a chilly night last week, embodied all the drama that we J'Adore about New York!
Monday, April 03, 2006
So we've been waiting for Madonna to hit road for how long now? Two years? Three years? I'm sure as hell not counting as I haven't seen the bitch live since Blonde Ambition. Part of me doesn't want to ruin the memory (as we all know she peaked with Like A Prayer, and it's all been downhill since), but as always, I digress...
It seems Confession Fever has hit Los Angeles in a dragtastic way as seen above by two of the hottest bitches to cum out of the west side since, well, ME!!!
MAJOR props to our bitch, Petra (right, in white), who has come a LONG way since she was caught puking out the backseat window of my VW Jetta circa 1995...
Ring Ring Ring goes the telephone! Hello? I'm hanging up now...
Sunday, April 02, 2006
The Propello fan, by Black & Blum, made with pliable rubber blades allowing for its cageless design, is our latest J'Adoration. Sleek in its form yet whimsical enough to not fully label us as design addicts, it's the perfect accessory for your desk top at home or work. Only $140 at the MOMA Design Store.