Thursday, November 12, 2009

J'ADORE MAIS JE N'ADORE PAS!


We know you hate us for not J'Adoring you anymore. It sucks. We know. We've been soooo out of our minds with work. We'd tell you about all the tales, but we're bound contractually to all the glamour because that's just how we do. But we're coming to you at 3:30am as we wind down from a crazy day's work to share with you a little symphony. Sit back, relax and J'Adore. Know that we're always with you. xoxo

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

J'ADORE A LITTLE PARTY!

We've been out of minds this summer with work and all. And most recently, we produced this little party. Now do you understand why we've been gone so long? We still J'Adore you major!

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

J'ADORE GHOSTS!


We're not THAT big on ghostbusting. We like to bust other things, if you know what we mean. But this video from inside Michael Jackson's house via CNN is pretty spooky! What the hell is that???

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

J'ADORE MICHAEL JACKSON'S WILL!



We loved Michael Jackson LONG time. A little known fact for all of you J'Adorables....P.Y.T. was actually written for us! It was so sweet, and we'll miss him. See above his last will and testament! He totally left us all his glittery gloves! J'Adore!!!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

J'ADORE QUICK UPDATES!

J'Adorables!!! We are SO sorry to have been away for so long. We got a new and exciting full time job, and then three weeks into it, we took off and spent a week DEEP in the Costa Rican jungles! What a crazy month it has been! We promise we'll be back soon, but until then, please keep J'Adoring amongst yourselves. xoxo

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

J'ADORE MISBEHAVING!

But on another note, most well-behaved and misbehaved bitches living in a run down part of the Appalachian Mountain ridge seldom wear REAL CHANEL belts to match their denim skorts. (And that's NOT a typo...a skort is a skirt short combo only worn on the Appalachian Mountain ridge.....and some parts of Queens.)

JE N'ADORE PAS!


Read all about the CA Prop 8 injustice here via DocStoc.
California Supreme Court ruling on Proposition 8 -

Sunday, May 17, 2009

J'ADORE WTF?

We came across this article in Woman's Day about over the top dog houses, and we're a bit offended. When a dog's house is bigger than your own, a J'Adorable has got to get pissed off!

And yes, Bitches, we read Woman's Day for the recipes. Don't try to play like you don't!

J'ADORE COCO PARLANT DE LA MODE!

Friday, May 15, 2009

J'ADORE UBER-TECHNOLOGY!

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We are SOOOO high tech right now with this live Twitter feed. Every time you visit J'Adore the latest tweets from NotCot, MocoLoco, The Standard NY, Stan D'Arde and others will appear in the above graphic. If you refresh the page, you'll get a new feed.

Don't hate us because we're Steve Jobs incarnate.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

J'ADORE LINDA'S BIRTHDAY!

Today should be an international holiday. Banks should be closed. City workers should be given the day off. All national infrastructures should all come to a screeching halt.

For on this day, forty-four years ago, the greatest supermodel of all time, Ms. Linda Evangelista, was brought into this glorious world. Angels cried. Cherubs sang. The sun shone brighter than it had ever shone before.

Everyone needs to run to their nearest CHANEL boutique and pay homage......NOW!

Monday, May 04, 2009

J'ADORE EASTER TRANNY DESTRUCTION!

Okay, so we're not ACTUALLY at the Met's Costume Institute Gala. We kindly declined Marc Jacob's invite to sit at his table ce soir when we heard Linda Evangelista was not going to be there, but we digress...

Our J'Adorable insiders just sent us this photo of Madonna as she was arriving to the ball tonight. What in the name of Easter Tranny HELL is she wearing??? We know it's Vuitton and all. Don't think we're THAT stupid, but what the hell is on her head???

Honestly, we are over Madonna in a MAJOR way. The bitch peaked for us with her Like A Prayer album, but again, we fucking digress because we have to in order to maintain our sanity. UGH. Somebody shoot her already. Even her publicist, Liz Rosenberg, is staring at those damn bunny ears thinking WTF???

Done. J'Adore.

J'ADORE GROCERY SHOPPING!

A girl was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

- half-gallon of 2% milk
- carton of eggs
- quart of orange juice
- head of lettuce
- 2-lb. can of coffee
- 1-lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Thanks to Kimry Blackwelder for sending in this funny.