Saturday, January 27, 2007


There's something about spiders on drugs that just does it for us! We're really into the crackhead ones. P-O-P-P-A. You don't even know his name. Yo Poppa! Yo Poppa!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007


We usually don't J'Adore something so hideously frightening! It reminds of our days working retail! But what we DO J'Adore is something as fascinating as this! We'd like you all to meet Frilled Shark!

FS is a DEEP sea shark that has evolved very little since pre-historic times and that lives in depths too deep for human exploration (2,000+ feet below sea level). So, it was with great J'Adoration that one was found and captured ALIVE in shallow waters off the coast of Japan...(most specimens found in the past have been dead and caught in fisherman's nets).

But we have to give a big Je N'Adore Pas to Frilled Shark because she died very soon after being captured. Until we are able to J'Adore each other again in the depths of the big ocean in the sky....

Monday, January 22, 2007


Today is one of the most glorious days we've had in a very long time! As you already know, we're art collectors who are NOT to be reckoned with! So it was to our extreme J'Adoration that we acquired another work by the highly J'Adored and the HIGHLY sought after artist, Brad Fisher...totally J'Adorelicious! Drumroll please...

Let us present to you "Hot Pink Bikini" c. 2005 (pictured)!!! Mr. Fisher himself named her Brooke (only upon purchase of course), and we think that's just the perfect name for her! Doesn't she totally look like a Brooke? Hanging out on the beach in East Hampton....totally wanting you to touch her! J'ADORE!

If you don't know Brad Fisher, you soon will, and don't come crying to us when you finally find out, cuz you know it'll be too late!

One of his most successful exhibitions entitled simply, SWEET, was during the Fall of 2004. It was at this point that Brad Fisher took the New York art scene by storm! Let us give you a glimpse...

Girl on Girl - acrylic & oil stick on canvas 48" x 60"

Pea Coat - acrylic & oil stick on canvas 48" x 48"

Sweet, Hard Kiss - acrylic & oil stick on canvas 48" x 48"

Benny's Favorite Sweater - acrylic & oil stick on canvas 21" x 21"

Mom's New Boobs - acrylic & oil stick on canvas 60" x 48"

New White Suit - oil stick & gouache on canvas 25" x 21"

Brad Fisher - hot oil on warm flesh 5' 11" x 8"

For more information on Brad Fisher the artist and for all sales inquiries, please feel free to email us at J'Adore Joey!


Okay, Bitches! Can we get serious for a second? If you're going to do anything in the next couple of weeks, you're gonna drag yourselves down to the IFC Center and go see East of Havana!

Directed by Cuban-Americans, Emilia Menocal and Jauretsi Saizarbitoria, and produced by Charlize Theron, this tour-de-force delves into the lives of three underground Cuban hip hop artists who are doing everything they can to stake a claim through their music in a world that only seems to be kicking them down.

Their constant struggle against their government, their peers, their elders, the world into which the were born, and most suprisingly, mother nature (Hurricane Charlie pays an unexpected visit), only keeps them fighting harder to win the right to have their voices heard, to share their music and to express themselves in the only way they know how.

This film is a powerful reminder of the liberties that we take for granted on a daily basis. It is the platform upon which three young adults are commading change, demanding the right to be heard and altering the world in which they, and more importantly, WE live.

East of Havana plays at the IFC Center beginning February 2, 2007. Tickets can be purchased by calling 212 924 7771, or by logging on to IFC Center.


You feeling down in the dumps today? Is your world caving in around you? Stuck in a rut with no way out? Well, don't despair because it's not your fault! It's BLUE MONDAY!

Millions of people all over the world are down today! Experts say that today is the unhappiest day of the year for most people. With unpaid Christmas bills looming, nasty weather hanging over our heads and failed New Year's resolutions haunting us, it all adds up to a horrible day!

So, take comfort in the fact that it's only going to get better from here on out! Read more about this most glorious of days here.

Friday, January 19, 2007


We were just reading Radar's tittilating feature story on Hollywood's fascination with Africa, and we realized that it had been FOREVER since we actually looked at a map of this glorious continent.

So, here we give you a map of Africa, home of the Serengeti, the Sahara and Lake Kilimanjaro! it a lake or a sea?'s some kind of huge natural point of interest!

J'Adore Foreign Lands!

(PS...we know that Kilimanjaro is a volcano.)

Thursday, January 18, 2007


You know we love buying art. Collector has become our middle name as of late. So, it was to no one's suprise when we bought four of these tickle beds for our nearest and dearest.

Created by German artist, Sandro Porcu, and called simply, Bed, the work was an instant hit with guests at the Alexia Goethe Gallery in London last night! It was part of a larger show which, according to the gallery director, "inspires a multitude of stories involving the personalties and memories of both viewers and artists."

Wednesday, January 17, 2007


This thing is called an Aye Aye. We can't look at this posting long enough to tell you what it is, so click here to find out more. Ugh! We're so nauseous right now...

Monday, January 15, 2007



In the words of the great Joni Mitchell, "I am on a lonely road, and I am traveling, traveling, traveling. Looking for something. What can it be?" We have all felt like this at least one way or another. We know we definitely have!

Well, we our proud to J'Adore that our most J'Adorable friend, Marshall Hey, finally found that special something in that special someone whom we all know as K-Fed. These two found each other on that most J'Adorbale of nights, New Year's Eve, at one of the most romantic places in South Beach....MANSION!

Anyway, needless to say, this happy couple is livin' large and free stylin' all over each other.....though only when K-Fed isn't away on his tour of the capitals of the Midwest!

J'Adore K-Hey!

Saturday, January 13, 2007


Today we're experimenting with something that only Lindsay Lohan for Miu Miu could do to us. Today's posting combines both a big J'ADORE and an even bigger JE N'ADORE PAS! Let us explain...

For one, we Je N'Adore Pas this photo because it's Lindsay, and we think that's enough reason for us. BUT...

We J'Adore it for the photograph as a whole...the red metallic ottoman, the doll-like pose LL is giving, the shadows, the corner set, the hair, the makeup, the EXTENSIVE Photoshop's all very Jean Paul Goude, but it's not, because it's Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.

Big J'Adores all around to this duo for creating such a work!

Thursday, January 11, 2007


George W. Bush finally shed a tear today during a ceremony for Cpl. Dunham who was killed when he jumped on a grenade to save fellow members of his Marine patrol while serving in Iraq! Dubya SHOULD be crying.

He should be crying over the hundreds of thousands of lives and families he's destroyed. He should be crying over the president he wrongfully had murdered when he himself has done worse, all in the name of the "fight against terror". He should be crying for taking the lives of our sons and daughters and of those of the Iraqi people.

But what he should cry for most is the despicable human being he is and for leaving the most tarnished legacy no other American president has left before him.

Cry, Bitch, Cry.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007


More people should learn it!
Especially George W. Bush!

Find out what I'm talking about here.

Sunday, January 07, 2007


Not only did we hear from Douglas Friedman today (see below), but our other most J'Adored West Coaster, Darryl Gibson, just emailed us photos from his fabulous time in Marrakech over the New Year! Did everyone go someplace exotic over the holidays except for us?!? Je N'Adore Pas!

Anyway, how gorgeous is Darryl giving you Adidas chic in front of ages old Moroccan Mosaic?

Darryl has always told us about his kinky fetish of pretending to be a floor lamp while boys turn him on and off, but we think this guy wants his hat back. Ne C'est Pas?

Traveling to exotic lands always brings with it foreign customs that confuse and amaze us, but we're totally beside ourselves trying to figure out why these bitches are fishing for Coca-Cola bottles. Can't they just go to the local deli like everyone else?


One of the many things we love about our J'Adorable life is the freaky friends that have shown up on our doorstep over the years. You remember Douglas Friedman, photographer du jour, from his last visit to Halong Bay, right?

Well, this morning we awoke to find in our email box New Year's greetings from Douglas sipping cocktails at 11am at Basil's Bar on the Caribbean island of Mustique! Apparently, the bar just went wireless which I guess is BIG news for desolate island resort towns! We're not sure, but we're just glad to know he's still trolling sandy stretches of beach looking for that one man who will pick him up off the sand and take him back to his hotel room!

We J'Adore you, Douglas!

Saturday, January 06, 2007


One of the highlights of our most recent holiday trip back home to Los Angeles was ringing in the new year at the Chateau Marmont over a gorgeous lunch with the most J'Adorable David Gruning.

We sipped vintage Chateauneuf de Pape, we dined on warm lentils and succulent chicken paillard, and most J'Adoringly talked shit about all of our friends and acquaintances. Email us and we'll tell you what he said about you...

Moments later, Lindsay Lohan walked in with an entourage of 7 losers, and we gave her a BIG Je N'Adore Pas! Right to her face! She thought we were asking for an autograph. Stupid whore.


Tuesday, January 02, 2007


We're all about this dolphin boat thing, but being that we're way tired because we partook in way too much sake and Japanese BBQ with the parental figures, we're kindly asking that you read more about this new aquatic contraption here! Many J'Adores...