Saturday, May 26, 2007


We are so excited right now! We randomly searched YouTube to see if the CHANEL Cruise show we did last week in Santa Monica, CA was posted, and it was!!! Above you'll see the opening of the show (which really is the most exciting part). Two private CHANEL jets turned the corner and headed straight towards Hangar 8 where all of our guests were freaking out! It was amazing, and now you understand why we've been gone for so long! But we're back now, and we J'Adore you! Log on to YouTube and search CHANEL Cruise 2007 for the other two clips of the show! J'Adore!


"If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation…want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightening. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters…. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will." -Frederick Douglass, 1857


It's lazy summer days like this one today that really get us in the mood for pink lemonade, and one of our favorites is the sparkling lemonade by Efferve. Although this French company makes lemonade in all different flavors, the pink one is our favorite!


We were none the happy this morning when we logged to read the news, and we came across this most disgusting of stories. Young kids in the backwoods of Alabama killing monster hogs. We want to know how a hog can grow to these proportions. If we turned the corner, and this thing was staring at us down, we'd probably scream like a bitch and then run away. Read more about this horrible occurence here. Je N'Adore Pas!

Thursday, May 24, 2007


Let's talk taking a bath, Bitches. We were just cruising around the Ferguson & Shamamian website just a little bit ago, and we came across this bath in New York City which presumably is within their creative genius.

We mean...REALLY! If you're going to take a bath, THIS is the way to do it. Notice the lighting on the art (we wouldn't have gone with a tacky gold frame, but we digress yet again...), the gorgeous handheld showerhead and the perfectly laid out towels (we're assuming they're warm so our balls don't shrivel up when we step out).

What we most love is the tiny nook in which the tub is placed offering us a sense of privacy and seclusion from all the neighbors with binoculars peering in through the window which we've deliberately left open without the blinds down (yes, we're perverts and we J'ADORE it!)

Work it out F&S! Check out their site for more gorgeous work...specifically the garden structure section.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007


You all know how much we love our moustachioed photographer bitch, Douglas Friedman. Well, he's taking his work on the road and showing it this weekend! Yes, Memorial Day Weekend, when all of New York's most stylish head out to the Hamptons to celebrate the official start of the summer season!

Click the invite above for all details or see below. We're expecting to see you there with cash in hand. Douglas is all about selling out.....his shows, that is, not himself! J'ADORE!


May 26, 2007
6pm - 8pm

Roark Antiques & Design
Red Horse Market
74 Montauk Highway
East Hampton

Tuesday, May 22, 2007


We at J'Adore Joey are in major J'ADORABLE love with one of our best friends, Will Wikle!

We first met him years ago while he was still changing bed pans working as a hot ass nurse at some hospital in New York City. You know that bitch opted to wear a hospital gown with the open tie back (and no underwear) in lieu of his mandated scrubs....but we're not trying to get dirty here tonight.

We're resurrecting this bitch back because just last week he took on The View's Elizabeth Hasselcrack in a one on one interview on stage at The View studios. Unfortunately for Will, the only camera working at the time was our personal camcorder which we bought back in 1987. We still need three men to lug that damn thing around, but, once again, we digress...

You need to watch Will totally lay down the law with the crazy ass Ms. H-Crack.....letting her know that it is NOT okay to not support gay rights....especially when you have THAT much Bumble & Bumble up in your hair. That's just what Will told us yesterday. Personally, we think his shit's pulled back with a bobby pin.


Wednesday, May 02, 2007


We are SOOOO J'Adoring haboobs this morning! (Probably because they're the only boobs we actually are into!) According to a piece in the Daily Mail today, this massive cloud of dust and sand is billowing over Khartoum, the capital of Sudan in Northeastern Africa!

It turns out that haboobs are a seasonal storm, usually occuring in summer months, caused by downdrafts created when a thunderstorm reaches its final phase of destruction. The drafts cause air to hit the ground and to pick up dirt, sand, dust and small children (kidding) as it barrels forward at 30 mph reaching heights of 3,000 feet! J'ADOOOOOORE!!!

Why are we such science dorks! Give us a haboob over Lindsay Lohan ANY day!

Tuesday, May 01, 2007


You know when you're just sitting at home, and you're trying to unwind... Then, all of a sudden you just think nothing would be better than some herbal refreshment right at that one moment, and then you realize that you don't have any....because you never have any anymore....because you're like too old or something?

You just have to give that feeling a big Je N'Adore Pas!