Monday, December 22, 2008


Okay, Bitches.  We're off bright and early to the city of angels. Sometimes it feels like it's the city of HELL'S angels, but our friends and family are out there, so we have to go.  We're wishing you a J'Adorey Christmas and Happy J'Adore Year!  

We're sure we'll be posting randomly while out there, but if we don't, you'll understand,  won't you?  J'Adore!


You know those moods that you get into when you are just depressed, and to add to the depression you already feel, you put on a WAY depressing song that makes you just want to slash your wrists and cry your way to death?  You don't?  Well, uhhh, neither do we, then.  

We randomly came across this song called Farewell by Rosie Thomas, and we J'Adored major!  We're not depressed now, but when do go there, we know exactly which song to run to.

Friday, December 19, 2008


There is only one way to celebrate Christmas, and we think you already know what it is...


We first heard this song a year or so ago, and we J'Adored, but today, we're having a little bit of a renaissance, on peut dire. Smelling dick is too J'Adorable.


Thursday, December 18, 2008


Right now we're giving the world  a BIG Je N'Adore Pas!  We don't know what's going on as of late, but we just feel like we're being constantly lied to.  Co-workers, family, friends.  The list goes on...

What bothers us most is when our friends lie to us.  We don't understand why they do it.  Do they thinking we would judge them?  Do they just not want us to know the truth?  Do they just want to keep their truths away from the world?  Don't they know the world exposes their truths whether they like it or not?  We don't know, and we try not to care, but when you're lied to, it just makes you wonder...

Okay, enough!  We're giving OURSELVES a big Je N'Adore Pas right about now!  We just had to vent cuz we have had enough...

Tuesday, December 16, 2008


We are J'Adoring all over ourselves this afternoon over the most genius blog we've come across in a very long time, aptly entitled Fuck You, Penguin! Photos of the cutest animals on the planet are posted, and then they're totally told off for being so fucking cute!  J'Adorosity at its finest!

Thursday, December 11, 2008


We totally just had a homoment at the office and get up on chair and did a little dance, Mein Herr! Fosse! Fosse! Fosse!

Saturday, December 06, 2008


Krista Freibaum and Morris know what J'Adoring is all about.

Thursday, November 27, 2008


We haven't had L'il Kim fix in a while, so here we go.  
How many licks, Bitches???


We just wanted to wish you all a very Happy J'Adoresgiving to you and all of your J'Adorables!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008


We guess with the debut of Pink's new song Sober, it's a good a time as any to tell you.  We've gone sober!  We know!  We can't believe it either!  It will be 5 months next week.  We plan on celebrating with a martini!  J'Adore!

Again, we're in love with Pink.  She's our girl, and we're sticking to her.


Yesterday, while we were in the middle of hell on earth in Los Angeles trying to work on two projects we have in Miami and NYC, we received a most interesting email from a J'Adorable little friend of ours in San Francisco by name of Derk Pippin and NO, he wasn't named after a chimney sweep in Mary Poppins.

This article from the UK's Daily Mail is about the world's first person ever to do a backflip in a wheelchair.  An amazing feat, definitely, but makes you wonder how no one has done it before already. Doesn't seem so incredible, but the video has inspired our friend, Derk, and that's all that matters.

Okay....back to hell.


Okay, Bitches, can we tawk?  We are head over J'Adores for this photo of Kate Bosworth, Karl Lagerfeld and one of our favorite PR bitches, Max Wixom, taken by our main boy Billy Farrell at the launch of the Chanel Mobile Art opening in Central Park.  Has there ever been more of an iconic photo taken....EVER?!?!  We think not.  Sit back, grab your favorite Chanel bag, hold on to it tightly and J'Adore!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008



This is all just too funny!  When we first saw Beyonce's Single Ladies video, we knew queens the world over would be J'Adoring it major.  But there was no bigger queen than Shane Mercado who, only two days after the video debuted, had already gotten the choreography down and was televising it from his bedroom.

Yesterday, the genius that is The Bonnie Hunt Show invited Shane to their studio to recreate his little homage for the world to see. We can't embed the video, so you have to click here.  J'Adore 4 minutes of fame!

Sunday, November 16, 2008


Last Tuesday, we went up to the Mormon Church on Broadway & 65th Street where over 10,000 gays and their supporters had assembled to protest the church's donation of $20 million dollars in a bid to pass Proposition 8 which eventually took away the right of gays to marry in the state of California.

It was an awesome scene.  Hoards of people in the streets carrying signs, blocking traffic and speaking their voice.  We're a little saddened though because, as our friend Jesse pointed out, gays tend to be reactionary instead of  pro-active.  Had only these organizations happened BEFORE the proposition was passed, we might have seen a different outcome.  It's only after it didn't pass that everyone came together.

Nonetheless, we were excited to have been a part of such a powerful movement.  It's incredible to us that gays are still fighting for equal rights just like the blacks did in the last century. Haven't we come far enough?  Why are people so scared?  Why do they care what others do in the privacy of their bedrooms? And don't get us started when they bring the Bible into it.  We're not going there right now.

On a lighter note, the gays had some pretty funny signs made for the occasion, some of which we detail below:

"Gay is the New Black!"

"You have five wives.  We only want ONE husband!"

"No more Mr. Nice Gay!"

"Who do you think does the flowers at your wedding, Bitch!?"

"Jesus says: LOVE, Bitches!"

"The Bible says you shouldn't eat shellfish, too!"


Does our photographer friend Douglas Friedman ever take a break? If he's not shooting in Hong Kong, he's shooting in Paris. If not Paris, he's shooting in Sydney. If not Sydney, it's Los Angeles. To tell you the truth, we're a bit over his jet set work calendar. We're giving him a big Je N'Adore Pas....if only because we're totally jealous.

Yesterday, he had the nerve to drive us J'Adorably batty by sending us photos of himself shooting, not photos, but pheasant in the British countryside! He claims to have taken down 10 of the beautiful birds all by himself, and we guess we'll have to believe him for now.

What we had to know though is where he got the outfit. The Marc Jacob shoes we know are his own, and he said he borrowed the plus fours (knee length trousers), socks and garters while the rest of the ensemble he said he just had lying around. How incredibly chic to have hunting clothes just "lying around". JE N'ADORE PAS!

We just take comfort in the fact that threre was no way his "plus two" could have popped out of his plus fours on accident. J'ADORE!

Saturday, November 15, 2008


We are so beyond ourselves in a state of complete J'Adoration over our friend Nic Chatfield's Dorito commercial that just came out online.  If it gets enough views, it will be played during the Superbowl, so we don't have to tell you what to do.  Watch it over and over and over, and while you're at it, send it to all your friends.  J'Adore!


Thursday, November 13, 2008


It's a crazy day when you can look to the Catholic Church and say J'Adore!!!  For us, the church has not been an institution that leads, inspires and says, "Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer!"  But today, Page Six reports that Italian photographer, Pietro Pazzi, who shoots hunky priests for his annual Calendario Romano, is creating an American version with Rizzoli.  Woo Hoo!

Have you seen this shit?  Check this video for pics from the calendar.  We are so torn right now.  Is it a sin to be lusting after these priests?  Is it a sin for the priests to pose for these pics knowing quite well that we'll be shooting our Hallelujahs all over the pages?  Is it a sin to want to see two priests together in one photo?  Fire & Brimstone!!!  If not, we'll take communion three times a day please!  

Our favorite is the priest with the bottle of Jaegermeister.  He's J'adorably saying, "Let's get trashed and then I'll give you your communion, my J'Adorable son!  God Bless!"  

Forgive us Father for we have sinned...

Tuesday, November 11, 2008


This is one of the most incredible statements that we have heard Keith Olbermann ever make.  We are so impressed right now, we don't even know how to J'Adore!  Shocking!

Sunday, November 09, 2008


You know what?  We don't ask you for much so listen up.  This Wednesday, November 12th, all of NYC (okay, well, maybe not ALL of NYC) is gathering to protest the passing of California's Proposition 8 which overturned the state supreme court's decision to grant gays the right to marry.  

The protest will take place at The NY Manhattan Mormon Temple (125 Columbus Avenue @ 65th Street) from 6:30pm - 8:00pm. Please tell everybody you know, and we expect to see you there! Bring friends, bring signs and bring peace.  Email us if you have any questions.


Bitches, we have been ON THE GO for a the last month and a half.  Air travel is not fun sometimes.  Especially security.  One of these days, we're gonna strip down to our underwear right in front of the TSA just to prove a point.  Damn that shoe bomber! You know how long it takes to get our Gucci boots off at the checkpoint!?

Anyj'adore, we were flipping through the December GQ, and we came across this story on how to pack for air travel.  It was our life in just a few fabulous pages.  J'Adore!  Over the next month, we're slated to be on over 9 different flights.  We hate the travel, but we J'ADORE the frequent flier miles!  See you in the friendly skies!

Monday, October 27, 2008


This was found on a car windshield this past Saturday night.  We don't mind the hatred, but what we DO mind is the fact that this Amber bitch still uses a pager!  WTF???

Thursday, October 23, 2008


This video is a bit disturbing of McCain after he was captured but only because we're finding him bizarrely attractive.  Watch and decide for yourself.

Saturday, October 18, 2008


ANNOYHILATION - noun; (uh-NOY-ill-AY-shun) To be in such an inebriated state of drunkenness that one renders oneself completely and utterly annoying.

Used in a sentence: Brad Fisher was so annoyhilated at dinner that he used his plastic chopsticks at Morimoto in an attempt at performance art but only succeeded in being totally annoyhilating.

ORIGIN: Early 21st century (from the late Latin annihilatus meaning 'reduced to nothing') : Term coined by Brad Fisher himself when attempting to pronounce the word "annihilated" which in turn was verbalized as "annoyhilated" forever labeling himself as the one and only self-proclaimed Annoyhilator!

Thursday, October 16, 2008


Poor Scarlett.  If she wanted to sing on a stage, she should have just called the local ground crew to set one up for her.  If you can't bear through her singing in the beginning, fast forward to the 2:45 mark cuz that's where her performance gets good.


Tuesday, October 14, 2008


We are so excited for the weekend.  Not because we get to take lazy naps on the couch in between nibbles of beluga on fresh blinis but because this weekend our girl, Chiara Clemente, is debuting her film Our City of Dreams at the Hamptons International Film Festival!

OCD is a story of a woman's struggles and successes as an artist in New York City told through five women artists, from youngest to oldest, the film features Swoon, Ghada Amer, Kiki Smith, Marina Abramovic, and Nancy Spero.  The film spans the globe from NYC to Phuket to Cairo while delving deep into the artists' world.

Showtimes are Thursday, October 16 at 2 p.m. and Sunday, October 19 at 6 p.m. at the East Hampton United Artists Cinema at 30 Main Street. There will be a Q&A with Director/Producer Chiara (we J'Adore saying that!!!) after each screening. Tickets can be purchased here, or in person at the Festival box office (Design Within Reach, 30 Park Place, behind White’s Pharmacy). 

Monday, October 13, 2008


We J'Adore Beyonce.  We really do.  She's made our bodies move like a black girl's on more than one occasion....well, maybe it wasn't Beyonce herself, but rather, the bottle of tequila, but still. We shake it to B's beats on the daily.  Here's her latest, and we think she's ripped off the Walk It Out girls, but we can't call out YET ANOTHER blatant rip off, so we'll just let this one be.

YouTube has pulling this video like crazy, so if the above video doesn't work, click here.


We J'Adore Debra Jackson right now because we totally feel her pain.  There have been MANY times when we haven't gone to Wal-Mart simply because we didn't have anything to wear.  Either the Valentino blazer wasn't pressed or our Gucci trousers were at the dry cleaner or we couldn't find our Tom Ford linen shirt.  It's a horrible feeling, and we're with you, Debbie!

Sunday, October 12, 2008



We know.  You hate us, and it's too late to apologize.  It's too late.  But we have a day job, bitches!  It keeps us from you, and if we could just get rid of it so we could j'adore you all night long on a sheared mink rug by a crackling fire, we would!  We swear we would, but we can't.

Anyj'adore, one of the reasons we've been gone is Donna Karan. We organized her surprise 60th birthday party a couple of weeks back at The Box, and it was WAY too much fun!  Everyone came from Billy Joel to Lorraine Bracco to Iman to yogi Rodney Yee and power gays including Calvin Klein, Sandy Gallin and Ross Bleckner.  

We had planned for a crazy lineup of entertainment, one part including a big fake cake from which Ashton Kutcher was to jump out of.  Well, when Ashton told us he wouldn't be able to make it, we were a bit saddened, but when we got to The Box the night of the party, we were incredibly relieved because the cake had a typo!  Whoever made the cake spelled it Donna KAREN!  WTF? Who does that?  The mistake was too j'adorable so we took a photo right before we had it dumped in the trash.  J'Adore!

We're hoping to stay with you for a while, but we have two ultra fabulous parties we're doing in Houston, Texas for a powerhouse Italian fashion brand, the name of which we are contractually bound not to give out.  We'll fill you in after the fact.  Maybe we'll even give you a little update from on site down south, but we can't promise anything cuz we'll probably be too busy killing and grilling our own dinner.  You know how they do in Texas!  

Monday, October 06, 2008


What is it with us and spotting magazine cover knock offs?  First it was the Bazaar vs W debacle that caused such a stir that our friends at W didn't speak to us for a month!  Now, it's Out vs Details!  

We noticed this couple days ago, but we didn't want to say anything again cuz we didn't want to bring down yet ANOTHER magazine, but we just can't help ourselves, so let's discuss.

Popnography, Out's pop cult blog, delves into it in detail, but about 6 months ago, Out published a cover that flew off the racks depicting the perfectly styled boys of Gossip Girl.  This month, Details rips them off in a half-ass attempt to recreate their success.  

Who do you think wins this round?  Email us and let us know.


Dear Henry:

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we've been married for 12 years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and stated he's feeling depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?


Dear Joanne:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.


Friday, September 26, 2008


We are so excited right now because Les Coquettes have invited us to Guest DJ with them this Saturday night at SubMercer.  We'll be bringing the place down in under an hour!  Come witness the madness from 11pm - 3am.  147.5 Mercer Street, NYC.  Just scream J'Adore Joey at the doorguy, and he'll let you in!  J'Adore!

Thursday, September 25, 2008


There are absolutely NO words to describe the absolute genius behind this invitation that went out today for a party that Diesel is throwing on October 11th.  NO WORDS!  J'Adorosity!!!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008


We know we've been gone a long time, and we're really sorry.  We've just been SOOOO busy.  First it was fashion week, then we went to LA to launch the new Ferrari California (they didn't give us one!) and now we're back in NYC organizing a surprise birthday party for one very MAJOR fashion designer.  We can't tell you who it is until after her birthday next week.  So stay tuned!

Monday, September 15, 2008


In light of the recent bankruptcy, these men were doing their best to console each other.

Sunday, September 07, 2008


This is what we love about New York City because it would only happen here. Above you'll see a receipt we recently found on the floor outside the incredibly impossible to get into Waverly Inn (we've been multiple times, bien sur!).

Anyj'adore, as you can see the bill came out to $2,372.33 which isn't suprising for dinner, but after a closer glance, you'll notice that it was only cocktails!!! J'ADORE!!! That's totally our kind of party!

Bring it on, Waverly!

Saturday, September 06, 2008


Our charity made the New York Times Sunday Styles section, Bitches!  Check it out here.  Nuff said.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008


You know we have our ears to ground, and we know what's cool WAY before you do!  We also get alot of sticky tar all up in our hair this way too, and that way NOT cool, but there's always a price to pay.  

A couple of days ago, we got a package in the mail containing the hottest CD we've heard in a while, Bitches!  It also came with a limited edition hand screened poster which you can't have because it's already framed and hanging up in our east wing!

The CD belongs to Spencer Product, and it's aptly named Product! Of course it would be.  J'Adore!  It's got previously unreleased tracks by some of the most J'Adorable names in the industry....Bloc Party, The SSion, Cut Copy, Boys Noize and Pop Levi.  Don't even try it.

The CD is available in stores and on iTunes on September 9th in the US and beginning on September 26th in Europe!

There's also super hush hush launch party this Friday.  We know you don't know where it is, but you can email us, and if you're J'Adorable enough, we might just fill you in...

Sunday, August 31, 2008


Bitches.  We're sorry we haven't been around as of late.  Fashion week is starting on Friday, and we're looney with J'Adorosity!!! We'll be back with you shortly.  xoxoxo


Tuesday, August 26, 2008


We are SO disturbed right now! We were on our way home, and we popped in to a pizzeria on West 42nd Street to use the restroom. We pulled it out and began to do our thing, and what the hell do we see sitting on top of the urinal??? SOMEONE'S COCK RING!!!!

Who the hell takes off their cock ring and leaves the damn thing on the urinal while they relieve themselves??? It was pretty new. Black leather. Two snap buttons.

Wait! Why are we explaining this??? (Maybe cuz for a split second we thought we'd try it on......BUT WE DIDN'T!!!) We walked out of the restroom wondering Why? Thinking How? Pondering Who? We've seen alot of things in our life, but this is one of the simplest and most bizarre.


Friday, August 22, 2008


At this point in the game, we all know that this Page Six blind item about a Hollywood hunk raping his ex-boyfriend and then paying him $500K to keep quiet is James Franco.  Oh, wait.  Or should we say....we PRESUME it's James Franco (for legal purposes...hahahahaha!)  Either way, we know it's true.

So we totally J'Adored all over ourselves when we saw this video from T Magazine where James says that it was "uncomfortable" for him to kiss Sean Penn!  Whatever!  He says that his favorite movie is My Own Private Idaho, and that statement in itself is a blatant statement of his latant J'Adomosexuality!


Listen up, Bitches!  We need your help, and we need it NOW!  Not too long ago, we started a charity with our good friend, Elettra Wiedemann, in order to help the Solar Electric Life Fund equip a hospital in Kigutu, Burundi with solar energy for the term of its existence.  As you can see from the above satellite photo, 90% of the continent of Africa is rendered pitch black without electricity after sundown.  That means that emergency operations happen by candlelight, medications go unrefrigerated and all communication systems are down!

All we need is $450,000!!!  J'Adore!

SO....We've enlisted Chris Benz, House of Diehl, Phillip Lim, Rogan, Giambattista Valli and Rag & Bone to design 100 limited edition Africa and energy inspired t-shirts which are being sold through our site, Just One Frickin Day, beginning this Monday, August 25th. View the t-shirts here.

Alternatively, you can also donate just one frickin day of your annual salary through the custom calculator we've built.  Or if you're a cheap bitch (HA!), you can donate just one frickin hour!

Please help us make it happen, J'Adorables!  

Wednesday, August 20, 2008


We all know that the British can't dance.  We dare you to name one dancing Brit.....and Madonna doesn't count.  She's from Detroit.  ANYJ'ADORE....

Our Kiwi friend from Vanity Fair in London, Annabel "Hoorah!" Davidson sent us this piece she wrote about her involvement in The Big Dance....850 people shaking their bangers and mash up in Trafalgar Square and consequently breaking a Guinness World Record.

All participants were required to watch the below instructional video and "learn the dance".  And then hilarity ensued....



When we first saw this post on DListed, we thought, "Why is that freak standing in a corner like that next to a flower bin that looks like a coffin?"  Then we read the story and screamed out WTF????

Apparently, 24 year old Angel Pantoja Medina told his family that when he dies, he wants to stand upright at his own wake, and his fucking family granted his wish!!!  This bitch was found under a bridge on Friday, and for 3 days, he stood upright in his mother's living room while friends and family came and said goodbye.

Honestly, this shit is way to much for us to handle.  Can you imagine getting up in the middle of the night to get some milk and cookies and forgetting that your dead son was standing in the corner and then all of a sudden, you turn the corner and there he is!  We would lose it major.


We usually give a big Je N'Adore Pas to those bitches who never pick up their phones.  It's so annoying.  We call.  They don't pick up.  We leave a message.  They don't call back.  A cell phone is not about you making a call when you feel like it.  They're for when WE decide to grace YOU with our J'Adorable voice!  So, when we call, you pick up, bitch.  Got it?

Anyj'adore, we just came across the most genius little section entitled Voicemail on Cityfile, a website a friend of ours set up not too long ago.  Voicemail contains outgoing messages from various celebrities, socialites, editors and other J'Adorables for the entire world to hear.  Our favorite is that of Victoria Gotti because, even after all these years, she still sounds like a nasally long island bitch with bleach blonde hair and fake titties!  J'Adore!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008


You are no stranger to Brad Fisher by now, and if you are, just stick around.  We hear Brad's in Los Angeles right now chasing all the nimrod blonde actress socialite whatever things up and down Sunset Blvd trying to rid of them all for the greater good of humanity.

We were sent this photo by a J'Adorable fan last night who spotted Mr. Fisher at the Bar Marmont.  He was probably taking a break from his extermination duties.  

ANYJ'ADORE... we're posting this for one reason and one reason only.  The headband.  Brad was the one who originally inspired Lindsay Lohan, Olivia Newton-John, Madonna and most tragically, Mary-Kate Olsen to don the cranial contraption.

Now, heading into Fall, Brad is taking the band one step further. He's wearing it in terry cloth, and he's ensuring that it matches the fruit in his cocktail most J'Adorably for maximum effect.  Gin & Tonic, please!  With a terry band back.


Bitches.  Yes, we're talking to you.  We want to share a little piece of heaven with you.  An amuse bouche for the soul, one could say.  

We spent the weekend out in Bellport, NY where our friends Chris & Zoe rent a house, and it was just too J'Adorable.  Check the video for a recap.  Soundtrack provided by The Cloud Room.

Thursday, August 14, 2008


You remember our friend Aaron Newbill from a little while back? (Between you and us, he sort of reminds us of this kid, but we digress....)

Well, turns out, Aaron went out and got himself a blog!  Yup.  Our J'Adorable fans are constantly striving to be like us and are failing miserably on the daily, BUT... Aaron's a different (closet) case.  

We are sort of into La Newbill's musings on what it's like to be the head scout at Ford Models and what it takes for YOU to be a model.  You really just could have just asked us what it takes, and we would have told you.

Above is a video from his blog recounting the trials and tribulations he faced during his recent trip to Puerto Rico to judge the Ford Supermodel of the World contest.  Pay special attention to the part where he tries to justify wearing his father's vintage Raybans.  Those damn fashion queens.  We just can't get enough.


You got to love 91 year olds because they just don't get technology, and you know what?  FUCK IT!  If you've lived that long and you're still doing it, you should be screaming it from the mountaintops!  Watch this clip to hear Ernie's secret to staying so young!

Thursday, August 07, 2008


Bitches!  We are PISSED!!!!  Above is the cover the September issue of W Magazine with Kate Hudson.  Below is a 1994 cover of Harper's Bazaar with Nadja Auermann.  We cannot believe that W so shamelessly RIPPED OFF one of our most favorite all time magazine covers!  We cannot believe that absolutely no one on W's editorial team or the photographer or the makeup artists or the stylists or ANYONE didn't say...."Hey, wait!  Didn't Bazaar do this in '94?"  We are giving W a BIG Je N'Adore Pas today!   We also don't want to hear that this was an homage to the '94 cover. Get original, bitches.  This is fashion.

UPDATE:  Bryan Boy picked us up and is conducting a poll.  Vote!

UPDATE PART DEUX: Gawker, Radar Magazine and CityFile all linked to us this afternoon as well!

UPDATE PART TROIS:  DListed! and Mollygood have jumped on board too!  J'Adore corporate take downs!  Sorry, W!

Tuesday, August 05, 2008


We don't understand sometimes.  Our major networks are banning the Eva Mendes CK ad, but we can drive down the street and see an ad telling us to "Suck On This" with no problem!  Trust us.  We have no problem telling you to suck on this or suck on that.  We love it when you suck it, but the hypocrisy just boggles our minds!


We're not really sure which one of us thought that taking the parental figures to a reggae festival at the Hollywood Bowl featuring UB40 was a good idea, but we did it anyway.  

This past Sunday, we went to the bowl with our sister, our 2 cousins, our parents and our aunt and uncle for a fun concert day. We packed sandwiches and fruits and desserts and a bunch of beers and headed out!  It was really amazing to sit and eat and watch the people file into such a historically relevant LA venue.

It wasn't until 20 minutes into the first act that we realized what we had done might have been a mistake.  We think that we were the only 8 people in the stadium of 16,000 NOT smoking incredibly kind marijuana!  Our cousins, sister and us started cracking up immediately.  

At first, the parents didn't really realize, but then when the Rastafarian guy right in front of us pulled out a 2 foot pipe with a bowl the size of a wok, they started to ask questions.  We were dying with J'Adoration!  We think that they got a little contact high from the second hand because 2 hours into the concert, we looked over and our 70 year old uncle was totally jamming to the sounds of Kingston Town!  J'Adore!

Below is our account of the evening...


Growing up in LA, Cal Worthington was like a second father to us. He sold cars alongside his "dog spot" which was never actually a dog but a monkey or a tiger or a seal or a....  you get the picture!

If you haven't already figure it out from our previous posting, we're in Los Angeles, and the other day, we were driving down Sunset Blvd. and the radio spot for Cal came on.  We immediately J'Adored and sent it to our boy Michael K over at Dlisted!, and he ran it today as his Hot Slut Of The Day for us.  

Check it before you wreck it!

Monday, August 04, 2008


When Out Magazine's editor-in-chief, Aaron Hicklin, talks, people just roll their eyes and keep dipping their chicken McNuggets into that tangy BBQ sauce which comes in those cute little plastic containers.  It's just the way it is.....but not for us!

Aaron emailed us this morning with a sneak peek at the September issue which features a story on Neil Patrick Harris and delves into many controversial subjects including gay marriage, Anderson Cooper and NPH's addiction to J'Adore Joey.  Okay, maybe that last part isn't totally true, but we're sure it would be if only he had heard of us!

The issues hits newsstands on August 11th.  J'Adore!

Saturday, August 02, 2008


Whenever we go home to visit our family, we immediately run to the Trader Joe's in which we basically grew up!  The first thing we drop in our little baskets is Trader Joe's Belgian Chocolate Pudding!  

OMG, Bitches!  If you've never tasted this stuff, you're missing out on one of the modern 7 wonders of the world!  Thick and creamy with a sweet after taste (get your mind out of the gutter....we're still talking about pudding here!), it's perfect for breakfast, lunch and dinner.  Add a small dollop of whipped cream and a sliced strawberry, and you're good to go!


What is it with our J'Adorables constantly sending us photos of themselves in various states of J'Adorosity?  

Late yesterday afternoon, we received this photo of Darryl Gibson, (the man who made Bungalow 8 the den of sin it is today), sleeping on the job at LA's newest and hottest mammary mecca, the Rooftop at the Thompson Beverly Hills.  

We know it's hard creating glamour on the daily (we DEFINITELY should know), but is this for realz?  Someone get La Gibson a double espresso stat!

Friday, August 01, 2008


We know. We know.  If we post one more thing about our J'Adorably hot friend, Doug Friedman, we're gonna commit J'Adoricide too!  But we just can't help ourselves sometimes...

Today, we were passing back and forth Blackberry messenger messages about how much we J'Adore each other...(we ARE Leos after all!), and Mr. Friedman sent us this photo of himself in what seems to be some sort of recreational facility for bear cubs or something.  We're not sure.  We personally have never seen anything like it.

Leave it to Doug E. Fresh though to find a mirror, position himself in it, ensure composition and balance are just slightly asymmetrical and then snap and send!  J'Adore!

We Leos travel in packs, and we have MANY birthdays to J'Adore this month, Friedman included.  Keep checking back in on the daily to get to know a few of our peeps one by one on their days of birth.


We've always worn our heart on our sleeves, but we've never graffitied our soul on the side of buildings in NYC!  We're pretty pissed that we didn't think of it first.  Our favorite slave driver, Michael Bailey, sent this in to us on his way home from work the other day.  J'Adore!


We know this photo is a few days old, but we haven't been able to write about it because we've busy setting the wheels in motion for a major class action lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan for disgracing and defacing our sacred name.  We're suing for defamation, libel and slander as well.  And we're throwing in some emotional and psychological distress just for fun.

She has crossed the line taking our name in vain, and we will reign victorious in our pursuits.  Keep reading In Touch for further updates.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008


We are so out of here in the morning.  We're off to where birds roam free, the air is anything but clean and crisp and the ground upon which you stand can suddenly open up and swallow you whole.  

We're not gonna tell you where we're going because after two years of J'Adoring with us, you should already know.  If you don't know, the picture above might give you some kind of idea, but if it doesn't, then that means you probably live where we're going. Yes.  The people there are THAT stupid!

Keep checking in.  We're gonna have a lot of time on our hands, so we might just be J'Adoring a little more often than we already do.  

Email us with your guesses as to where we are, and if you're right, we'll send you your very own personalized J'Adoration! They're collector's items, you know!  You can sell them on eBay!


You already know how much we J'Adore Nick Knight.  This time, he's attacking himself and the fashion industry over the acceptance of racism and the disallowance of the use of black models in magazines, campaigns and editorials.  He has vented his anger through this film featuring Naomi Campbell.  J'Adore Nick Knight!

Friday, July 25, 2008


"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.  So throw off the bowlines and sail away from the safe harbor.  Catch the trade winds in your sails.  Explore, dream, discover." - Mark Twain