J'ADORE CLOSET CASES!

"Hey, Mom. What's up? No, I'm just leaving Bristol Farms with my new boyfriend, Bobby. [Aside] I really like this one, Mom. I think he's the one. Shhhh. No, we're going home to grill some salmon with sauteed spinach. No carbs, Mom. Bobby doesn't believe in carbs."

GOD! Can we talk about how Ryan Seacrest is totally this guy's BITCH? I mean just look at him in that hat.

Whatever! Seriously...

J'ADORE DAVIDSON!

It should be illegal to be this HOT! I want you all to meet my total new boyfriend, Tommy Davidson. (Sorry Jean Marc....) He's a Kiwi, and he lives Down Under. He doesn't know I exist yet, but he will. It's impossible to keeps us apart at this point.

Thanks to Annabel for sharing.

J'ADORE CLUELESS!

Okay, Bitches! Can we talk about Clueless? Not only one of my favorite movies, but it has slowly become my life story. Shut it, Roxy! Don't want to hear that this movie is about you!

Below some of my favorite quotes:

"This is my friend Dionne's house. We were both named after 70s superstars that now have their own infomercials!"

"Cher LOVES a makeover. It gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos!"

Christian: "Do you like Billie Holiday?"
Cher: "I looooove him."

Cher: "Tye? How old are you?"
Tye: "I'll be 15 in May."
Cher: "Well, I was born in April, and being that I'm older than you, can I give you some advice?"
Tye: "Sure."
Cher: "It is one thing to spark up a doobie at a party, and another thing to be stoned all day. Do you see the difference?"

P.E. Coach: "Amber!! It's your turn. You're up!"
Amber: "Ummm, I have a note from my plastic surgeon that prevents me from participating in any activities where balls FLY at my face!"
Dionne: "Well there goes your social life!"

....AND SCENE!

J'ADORE LIMONATA!

I'm sitting at work (yes, I'm working on a Sunday), and my mouth is dry, I'm hungry and I'm craving me some Limonata. Have you Bitches had this shit? It's some good stuff. Way better than Pepsi. But not as good as Peroni...

JE N'ADORE PAS!

NUFF SAID.

J'ADORE STRANGE LAWS!

Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.

You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.

Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term.

Lawn darts are illegal in Canada.

In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.

It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (Think about it...)

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.


In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat.

In Riverside, California, there is an old law on the city's books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water.

J'ADORE PHALLUS!

Now don't get all perverted on me, bitches. This book isn't what you think its about. It's one of the most phenomenal books ever written, and it's by David M. Friedman. While taking you on a cultural journey through the ages, Friedman exposes the influence that the male member has had on all aspects of our development as a global community from language to art to social graces to pshychological effects on the human race as a whole. If you haven't yet read this book, it's FASCINATING!

Actually, did you know that the word fascinating comes from the Latin Fascinuum which was a small marble phallus which young cherubic boys were made to wear during the Italian Renaissance which prevented them from being "touched" by older gentleman? You'd know this if you had read the book....

J'ADORE ERYKAH BADHU!

Need I say anymore? J'ADORE!


Baby, don't worry 'bout where
I went or who I saw or
what club I went to with my homies.
Baby, don't worry, you know that you got me!

J'ADORE JEAN MARC!

Last night at my friend Lucy's birthday party, I met my total boyfriend! Too bad he's dating my friend Cate. His name is Jean Marc, he's French and you just want to beat him with a baguette cuz he's so cute.

My friend Cate is pretty hot too, and I can see why he's with her, but from the photo below, I think she might have a small problem.

Don't we totally look like Gourami?

Gourami are Japanese Kissing Fish.... J'ADORE!

J'ADORE CHATEAU MONTAUD!

Last night over a couple bottles of Chateau Montaud, my bitches at play gave me shit for not blogging more often. They told me I was gonna fizzle before I even began to sizzle. Je N'Adore Pas attitude from friends, but whatever, because I had my Chateau Montaud in hand!

For those of you who love a nice Rose, this is one of my favorites. Light in body, full in flavor and perfect with grilled prawns over a bed of linguine in a spicy marinara sauce, Chateau Montaud is a must!

J'ADORE ZOE!

Zoe is my total bitch at work and at play.
Ain't no bitch like a Zoe bitch.
She best not have Joes in other area codes...

My other bitch at work is Morris. When he's making my sushi lunch, I like to call him Nobu MoriMoMo. Arrigato, Momo-san.

J'ADORE PHOTOSHOP!

One thing J'Adore is PHOTOSHOP! When I'm bored at work, I create twisted photos of friends and that is something J'Adore! I do have to say though that sometimes my friends Je N'Adore Pas my Photoshopping skills... Work, Bitch!



Above is my good friend, Yaa. She's in love with Jake Gyllenhaal. She wants to Break his Back on a mountaintop! Now, she's in for it. Go get it, Bitch!

J'ADORE JOEY!!!

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