Monday, February 27, 2006
J'ADORE CLOSET CASES!
"Hey, Mom. What's up? No, I'm just leaving Bristol Farms with my new boyfriend, Bobby. [Aside] I really like this one, Mom. I think he's the one. Shhhh. No, we're going home to grill some salmon with sauteed spinach. No carbs, Mom. Bobby doesn't believe in carbs."
GOD! Can we talk about how Ryan Seacrest is totally this guy's BITCH? I mean just look at him in that hat.