JE N'ADORE PAS!

OUT OF RESPECT FOR WHAT IS HAPPENING
IN OUR COUNTRY OF LEBANON,

WE WILL NOT BE POSTING ON J'ADORE JOEY

UNTIL A CEASE-FIRE IS REACHED.

WE APPRECIATE THE OUTPOUR OF SUPPORT AND KIND WORDS

GIVEN TO US DURING THIS VERY SAD TIME.

UNTIL WE ARE ABLE TO J'ADORE AGAIN...

J'ADORE BREAKING NEWS!

It has just come to our attention that a very dangerous and lethal new trend has hit the streets of New York City amongst our youth.....and it's AMBIEN SEX!

As you may know, Ambien is a very popular sleep aid medicine taken by people who suffer from insomnia. When taken properly, a time release capsule allows those deprived from sleep to enjoy a full night's rest.

But when taken improperly, usually with alcoholic beverages, Ambien is known to cause dizziness, light hallucinogenic sensations and feelings of euporia.

It is these feelings that our youth are seeking during their forays into carnal pleasures. "Trippy Sex" is their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Please speak to your children about the dangers of abusing this drug.

This is a public service announcement made by your friends at J'Adore Joey.

J'ADORE BEING BACK!!!

BREAK OUT THE BUBBLY, BITCHES, CUZ WE'RE BACK AND WE'RE BETTER THAN EVER!!!

We can't even begin to tell you what an amazing time we had. Imagine sipping Bandol Rose wine and nibbling prosciutto arugula pizza all the while the azure blue water of the Mediterranean lapping at your feet.

When we weren't doing that, we lounging poolside in Les Hauts de Villefrance nibbling on seared duck and wild mixed greens topped with a grainy mustard vinaigrette!

Then, when we weren't do THAT, we were sipping margaritas at the Hotel Metropole in Monte Carlo while Saudi princes asked to pet our petit chien!

We haven't even gotten to Amsterdam yet!!

Stay tuned because we have a WORLD of J'Adorable things coming at you in the next few days.

Until then, nous voudrons dire J'ADORE!!!