Friday, July 21, 2006
J'ADORE BREAKING NEWS!
It has just come to our attention that a very dangerous and lethal new trend has hit the streets of New York City amongst our youth.....and it's AMBIEN SEX!
As you may know, Ambien is a very popular sleep aid medicine taken by people who suffer from insomnia. When taken properly, a time release capsule allows those deprived from sleep to enjoy a full night's rest.
But when taken improperly, usually with alcoholic beverages, Ambien is known to cause dizziness, light hallucinogenic sensations and feelings of euporia.
It is these feelings that our youth are seeking during their forays into carnal pleasures. "Trippy Sex" is their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Please speak to your children about the dangers of abusing this drug.
This is a public service announcement made by your friends at J'Adore Joey.