J'ADORE FINE ART!

So we're off to ART BASEL tomorrow where we're going to endure a cluster fuck of fashion, art, parties, socialites, dealers (hopefully the good kind), artists, party crashers and who knows who else! We're tired, and we're missing you. Hopefully, we'll be able to post while we're down there, but if not, please know we J'Adore you and will be back at you on the 9th of December....if we survive! Je n'adore pas!

J'ADORE THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!

Once upon a time,

a girl asked a guy

"Will you marry me?

The guy said "No"

and the girl lived happily ever after

and went shopping, drank martinis,

always had a clean house, never had to cook,

remained skinny, and was never farted on.

THE END

Thank you to our J'Adorable Yaa for sending us this tale of independence....even though her eyes wander more than our hands do!

J'ADORE 20/20 VISION!

Ummm, can we talk about Monica Thompson, Deputy Photo Editor at In Touch Magazine?

It seems that she's spent WAY too much time in front of her computer screen looking through photos of Mary Kate and Ashley cuz Bitch done gone lost her eyesight and is needin' some crazy ass spectacles to see.

DAMN! At least she got gorgeous green eyes to magnify. J'ADORE!

J'ADORE ALFONSO BERACASA!

ALFONSO BERACASA

January 2, 2005 - November 14, 2006

Today is a very very sad day. Our beloved Alfonso Beracasa, son of the J'Adored Fabiola Beracasa, has unexpectedly passed on to the big dog park in the sky.

We first met Alfie this past summer during one of our sun soaked weekends in the Hamptons. He welcomed us into his home when our hosts weren't yet there to greet us. He showed us to our room, and he didn't even mind when we pulled him into bed with us while we lay there naked trying to fall asleep. (Actually, it wasn't our bed. It wasn't even our room. We were drunk, and we ended up wearing a CHANEL suit shortly thereafter, but that's another J'Adorable story all together!)

That's the kind of dog Alfie was. He loved with all his heart. He entertained like there would never be another party again. He never judged anyone (even when you're a drunk naked freak pulling him into bed with you!)

We ask that you all say a prayer for the untimely passing of little Alfie. Take comfort in the fact that he's somewhere out there guarding the door to the closet that holds a CHANEL suit of your very own!

J'ADORE OUR NEW BOYFRIEND!

We have to give the Japanese a little credit for taking so much interest in our personal lives. Somehow they knew that a boyfriend was nowhere in our near future, so they came up with the next best thing! The Boyfriend Arm Pillow!

No more arguments. No more fighting over what to watch on TV. You just curl up with the Boyfriend Arm Pillow and all your troubles disappear.

We're obviously justifying our singledom and totally bitter about it, so let's just J'Adore our new boyfriend and move on, okay?

BOYFRIEND ARM PILLOW!

J'ADORE TOM SACHS!

Considered one of the biggest trouble makers of the art world, New York born artist, Tom Sachs, focuses on critiquing fashion and street cultures. He manipulates our ideas of consumption, branding, commercial imagery and objects of money and power, while all the while forcing us as label conscious consumers to question exactly what it is we're lusting after and changing our perception of luxury goods as a whole.

Tonight, we were able to celebrate Tom's new book with Fondazione Prada at the Prada store in SoHo. Everyone and their mother showed up from Miuccia Prada to Helena Christensen to Kenny Scharf to John McEnroe....(now do you understand why we don't have the time to update daily???)

I hope you J'Adore Tom Sachs like we do.

Click link below for more on his work.

TOM SACHS!

J'ADORE TERESA OF AVILA!

Today, we are most enthralled with a quote by St. Teresa of Avila which Truman Capote used in the epigraph to his last and unfinished book, Answered Prayers.

"More tears are shed over answered prayers
than unanswered ones."

Take your time to ponder. We'll just be sitting here J'Adoring quietly.

JE N'ADORE PAS!

We hate to be these people where we are constantly apologizing for our inadequacies, but we can't even tell you the kind of life we're leading right now. So busy with our day jobs. We have no time to ourselves, no time for our friends, no time for anything.....NO LIFE!

So we ask for your understanding during this very busy season, and we promise that we'll back at you with all of our J'Adoration in a very short while.

In the meantime, if you're bored, just check out the archives! We're sure there's something there you haven't read before!

Never forget you're J'Adored in a BIG way!

XOXOXOXOXOXO