We have to give the Japanese a little credit for taking so much interest in our personal lives. Somehow they knew that a boyfriend was nowhere in our near future, so they came up with the next best thing! The Boyfriend Arm Pillow!
No more arguments. No more fighting over what to watch on TV. You just curl up with the Boyfriend Arm Pillow and all your troubles disappear.
We're obviously justifying our singledom and totally bitter about it, so let's just J'Adore our new boyfriend and move on, okay?
BOYFRIEND ARM PILLOW!