J'ADORE CATHERINE TATE!

We first came across Catherine Tate when we were sent her most genius video portraying her as The Translator! Immediately following, we saw her in Picturehouse's Starter For 10.

Then when we You Tubed her the other night, just for curiosity's sake, we came across the most amazing character Tate has ever created....Lauren Cooper. And when we tell you that We Ain't Even Bothered, we mean it. You might not completely get the above video if you don't speak French like us, do yourself the favor and check out Tate's other videos.

We promise you'll J'Adore MAJOR!

J'ADORE SAM LEVENSON!

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."

J'ADORE PROBLEM SOLVING!

We are TOTAL math and science geeks, so when we received these photos of actual answers to actual high school math tests, we totally J'Adored all over ourselves and literally laughed out loud. How many of YOU bitches wish you had answered some of those questions like this when you had absolutely no idea how to... We didn't have that problem ever, but we digress. Read the problems first, then read the answers. Click images to enlarge.

J'ADORE SNOOPY!

J'ADORE PRISON PENPALS!

Sometime last year, we were cruising around the web just looking at all the freaky stuff that is out there, and we just happened across Prison Penpals!

Okay...can we talk about how much we J'Adore this website?! It has prisoners from all over the CUNTry placing ads for a penpal. Some want friendships. Some want relationships. Some are gay. Some are straight. Some just flat out want money. It's GENIUS!

My favorite part of the site is when the penpal is advised to conduct correspondence via a P.O. Box as opposed to using their actual address! J'Adore living dangerously!

J'ADORE TOM YUM GAI!

It's a cold and rainy day here in New York, and we were coming back from the bank when we totally passed this little Thai place, and we got hit with a MASSIVE craving for Tom Yum soup! We prefer Tom Yum Gai (made with chicken) but pictured above is Tom Yum Goong (made with shrimp).

Aside from being the most popular soup in Thailand, Tom Yum supposedly has amazing health benefits too, thanks in part to its very potent combination of herbs and spices which include Kaffir lime leaves, lemon grass, galangal, shallots, tamarind and crushed chilis! J'Adore! Go out and get some Tom Yum right now!

J'ADORE GREG SCARNICI!

We're sorry, but this is one of the funniest things we've seen in a long time. Our J'Adorable friend, Michael K., over at DLISTED posted this yesterday, and we couldn't stop laughing. We just love those two little backup bitches bopping back and forth towards the end... We just can't stop watching it.

J'ADORE PLUSH!

It's a lonely Sunday night, so we're cruising around the web searching for fun little acoustic songs to download, and we came across Stone Temple Pilots' Plush. The above version from MTV's Unplugged isn't the same version we have....ours is better, but we J'ADORE this song MAJOR, so here it is...

J'ADORE MAKING US WONDER!

It's been a while since we've heard a hot little Maroon 5 jam. We must say that we were fans of their debut album Songs About Jane, and we sort of wondered to where they had disappeared.

Well evidently, they are back with this hot new track, called Make You Wonder, and an even hotter video. God! Why can't American Airlines be this chic? I'd pay double business class fares to get served by some bitch in a hot pink satin minidress and glowing lucite tray. It totally beats sitting next to that big 'ol fat farting thing that always seems to know when we're traveling and always seems to request the seat right next to us! JE N'ADORE PAS! But we totally J'Adore this video!

Also, when did the lead singer (we have no idea his name) get so HOT! We want to J'Adore all over his face....