Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Friday, February 09, 2007
It was a Thursday in 1993, and it was 18 & over night at Studio One in West Hollywood. We spotted Anna Nicole dancing all over the place with some old guy who kept shoving his face into her cavernous cleavage. She was obviously under the influence. We J'Adored her and kept partying with our friends.
Not too long after, we were at the bar ordering a Pepsi (cuz we didn't have our fake ID yet), and we felt a tap on our shoulder. We turned to find Anna Nicole trying to focus in on us, but she was too wasted to see straight.
She slurred "Hiiiii! I'm Anna Nicole! Do yoooouuuu want my autograph??" We pretended not to know who she was (she was in the GUESS campaign at the time), but we said sure anyway. She asked our name. We said Joey. She screamed at the bartender to give her a napkin and a pen.
She began signing her autograph, and after writing Joey, she thought she had fucked up our name, so she said OOPS! and wrote that down too. But she was so drunk that our autograph now will forever read:
J'Adore In Peace, Vickie Lynn.
Sunday, February 04, 2007
A new species of moth found in Madagascar was discovered not too long ago feeding on the tears of sleeping magpie robins using a probiscis shaped like a harpoon. These types of moths have been seen previously in Africa feeding on the tears of larger animals which cannot easily brush away their hungry parasite, but never before have they seen them feeding on birds.
The moth stealthily inserts its probiscis, pictured above, underneath the eyelid of its prey and gently anchors it to the eyeball where it feeds away until statiated. At first it was believed that these moths were in search of salt as the local Madagascan soils are very low in sodium, but researchers are still investigating the ways of this freaky flying insect.
J'Adore poetry in nature!
Y'all are already very familiar with our most J'Adored friend, Shirley Mallmann. We've J'Adored her in many ways on this site, but our favorite is the above Jean Paul Gaultier commercial.
When we first saw it, we popped a massive boner within the first five seconds, but when she pulled off her hat and we realized that it was a woman under there, it was no surprise that it shriveled up in under two.
Enough...we're J'Adoring right now and that's just what this commercial is all about.