Today should be an international holiday. Banks should be closed. City workers should be given the day off. All national infrastructures should all come to a screeching halt.
For on this day, forty-four years ago, the greatest supermodel of all time, Ms. Linda Evangelista, was brought into this glorious world. Angels cried. Cherubs sang. The sun shone brighter than it had ever shone before.
Everyone needs to run to their nearest CHANEL boutique and pay homage......NOW!