Okay, so we're not ACTUALLY at the Met's Costume Institute Gala. We kindly declined Marc Jacob's invite to sit at his table ce soir when we heard Linda Evangelista was not going to be there, but we digress...
Our J'Adorable insiders just sent us this photo of Madonna as she was arriving to the ball tonight. What in the name of Easter Tranny HELL is she wearing??? We know it's Vuitton and all. Don't think we're THAT stupid, but what the hell is on her head???
Honestly, we are over Madonna in a MAJOR way. The bitch peaked for us with her Like A Prayer album, but again, we fucking digress because we have to in order to maintain our sanity. UGH. Somebody shoot her already. Even her publicist, Liz Rosenberg, is staring at those damn bunny ears thinking WTF???