J'ADORE HORES!

You know we J'Adore Hores just as much as the next J'Adorable, but when our good friend and visual genius, Tim Tareco, sent this in to us, we J'Adored all over our equine selves.  When we were kids, we would ride hores for hours upon end, while our parents watched.  We know.  Sounds a bit kinky, but we were kids, and it was okay then.  Anyhores, this letter from some random slutty 3rd grader is one for the books.  J'Adore Hores! 

J'ADORE 650 MILLION YEARS IN 1 MIN : 20 SEC!

J'ADORE YES PECAN!

Yes, Pecan!  Yes, Pecan!  Yes, Pecan!!!  With today's historic inauguration, we bring to you Ben & Jerry's Yes, Pecan Ice Cream!  During the month of January, if you get a scoop of Yes, Pecan ice cream at any Ben & Jerry's, they'll donate all proceeds to the Common Cause Education Fund.  J'Adore!

J'ADORE WINGSUIT BASE JUMPING!

OH!  OUR!  J'ADORABLE!  GOD!  Our good friend, Mary Pat, sent us this video today, and we want to wingsuit base jump!  Like RIGHT NOW!!!  We have always wanted to fly, and we're so gonna do it!  Can you even imagine?  When we do it though, we're gonna have our iPod on and blasting A Whole New World....in Japanese.

J'ADORE GETTING IT ON!

Our boy Davey G. sent over this video today with no message attached.  Was it an invitation?  Was it a declaration?  Or was it just mental masturbation?  Because it came from Davey G., we're just gonna label it J'Adoration.  Get!  It!  On!

J'ADORE MYSTERIOUS COLUMNS OF LIGHT!

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UMMM, J'ADORE?

At first this video was cute, then the damn little bitch pulled a porn star move and totally deep throated the carrot without even a chew!!!  WTF?  Total hamster slut!  (Call us, little guy!)

J'ADORE FREAKY ANIMAL LOVE!

J'ADORE LA LUNCHING!

You already know how much we love our boozy lunches in LA with our good friends Darryl and Simone.  Well, we had another one, except this time, it wasn't so boozy.  We're not currently drinking, it was cold out, Darryl had to work, Simone was giving you J'Adorosity at its finest, so we all had tea.  How J'Adorably civilized, n'est-ce pas?

This time around though, we had a special surprise guest, one whom you have grown to know  J'Adore....Brad Fisher.  We know! Can you believe it?  He followed us out to LA too!  Can't seem to shake him, but he's cool, so we keep him around.  You never know when he'll ask us to sit for him to paint a nude portrait of us. Actually, it would have to be more of a mural, if you know what we mean...  J'Adore!

All three J'Adorables are pictured above giving you their best Parking Lot Chic...

J'ADORE WTF?

This photo gives us anxiety on so many levels!  OMG!  First, we don't know if we could handle being underwater like that. Second, we would probably faint and float away in the current if all of a sudden a big black whale strolls up out of nowhere.  Don't get us wrong!  It wouldn't be cuz the whale was black.  It's cuz he's a whale that could gobble us up like an amuse-bouche!  We can't look at it anymore!  Je N'Adore Pas!

J'ADORE THE DORITOCIST!

Remember when we told you about our friend Nic Chatfield and this Superbowl Dorito commercial?  Well, the bitch went and made it to the final top 5 out of over 1900 entries!  We know!!! J'Adorosity, right?

We need your help in getting him to win.  So click here, and vote for Power of the Crunch.  You have to register which we all hate, but the upside to it is that you can vote everyday and everyday you'll be entered to win a pair of tickets to the Superbowl which are valued at $10,000.  Seems worth it to us, no?

J'ADORE PUBLICITY STUNTS!

The Australian Board of Tourism has totally got us all in state of twittered J'Adoration.  They are offering up The Greatest Job In The World which entails living on Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef in Queensland.  You get paid $100, 000 USD, and all you have to do is lay out, snorkel, play with the sand, J'Adore yourself a few times a day and blog about it for the world to see.  WTF?  This is the perfect job for us.  We're gonna do it.  

JE N'ADORE PAS!

We don't like to get too politically j'adorable over here at the J'Adore Joey compound, but with what is going on in Israel, we feel we have to bring it up for just a nano-second.  Actually, we're not even going to say anything because it upsets us so much, but we're going to ask that you read this.

J'ADORE WILD & CRAZY FRIDAY NIGHTS!

We are so crazy right now.  We really know how to party!  Last night was out of control, and we're totally hungover from it all.  

What did we do you ask?  We stayed at home, drank chamomile tea and shopped online for a vacuum cleaner!  Don't get all jealous!  You don't even know how to party like we do, so don't even try it!

We ended up purchasing this little Pronto 2-in-1 deal by Electrolux.   We can't wait to suck up those morbid little dust bunnies which have been  lingering in the corners of our humble estate.  Suck it!

J'ADORE GETTING YOU OFF OF OUR BACKS!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES!!!  We know.  We know.  We haven't been J'Adoring, and you all have been reminding us on the daily!  Who knew you would go through such withdrawls without a little J'Adoration?  Thank you for your emails, now get off our backs cuz we're back!

J'ADORE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Okay, Bitches.  We're off bright and early to the city of angels. Sometimes it feels like it's the city of HELL'S angels, but our friends and family are out there, so we have to go.  We're wishing you a J'Adorey Christmas and Happy J'Adore Year!  

We're sure we'll be posting randomly while out there, but if we don't, you'll understand,  won't you?  J'Adore!

J'ADORE FAREWELLING!

You know those moods that you get into when you are just depressed, and to add to the depression you already feel, you put on a WAY depressing song that makes you just want to slash your wrists and cry your way to death?  You don't?  Well, uhhh, neither do we, then.  

We randomly came across this song called Farewell by Rosie Thomas, and we J'Adored major!  We're not depressed now, but when do go there, we know exactly which song to run to.

J'ADORE A GOLDEN CHRISTMAS!

There is only one way to celebrate Christmas, and we think you already know what it is...

J'ADORE SMELLING YO DICK!

We first heard this song a year or so ago, and we J'Adored, but today, we're having a little bit of a renaissance, on peut dire. Smelling dick is too J'Adorable.

J'ADORE COMING CLOSER!