J'ADORE RAM BAHADUR BOMJAM!

Okay, Bitches! This shit is what we love to J'Adore. We fell in love with Ram Bahadur Bomjam back in 2005 when we heard this little Nepalese man was chilling under a tree meditating with no food or water for like three months! We didn't understand. Even WE need a beer at least once a week.

Nonetheless, people were hailing him as the reincarnation of Buddha. As you know, Gautama Siddharta, a.k.a. Buddha, who was also born just outside Nepal in the year 500 B.C. meditated for like 9 years without food and water or something under a pipal tree until he gained enlightenment, and then the bitch get up and went to the river to get something to drink!!

Well, not too long ago Bomjam disappeared from his initial outpost cuz it got all crowded with tourists and pilgrims and shit, and he took off to another part of the jungle to meditate. Now, after 9 months of being in solitude, he's disappeared again!

We're thinking he's 17 years old, and his blue balls finally got the best of him and he's most probably shacked up in the brothels of Bombay with our friend Madhu Puri and her pimp, Robert Gerber, who's coincidentally spending "a couple of months" in India at the moment. We all know what he's doing over there.... J'ADORE!