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We haven't had L'il Kim fix in a while, so here we go.  

How many licks, Bitches???

HAPPY J'ADORESGIVING!

We just wanted to wish you all a very Happy J'Adoresgiving to you and all of your J'Adorables!

J'ADORE FEELING THIS GOOD SOBER!

We guess with the debut of Pink's new song Sober, it's a good a time as any to tell you.  We've gone sober!  We know!  We can't believe it either!  It will be 5 months next week.  We plan on celebrating with a martini!  J'Adore!

Again, we're in love with Pink.  She's our girl, and we're sticking to her.

J'ADORE BACK FLIPPIN' BITCHES!

Yesterday, while we were in the middle of hell on earth in Los Angeles trying to work on two projects we have in Miami and NYC, we received a most interesting email from a J'Adorable little friend of ours in San Francisco by name of Derk Pippin and NO, he wasn't named after a chimney sweep in Mary Poppins.

This article from the UK's Daily Mail is about the world's first person ever to do a backflip in a wheelchair.  An amazing feat, definitely, but makes you wonder how no one has done it before already. Doesn't seem so incredible, but the video has inspired our friend, Derk, and that's all that matters.

Okay....back to hell.

J'ADORE BILLY FARRELL ICONOCLAST!

Okay, Bitches, can we tawk?  We are head over J'Adores for this photo of Kate Bosworth, Karl Lagerfeld and one of our favorite PR bitches, Max Wixom, taken by our main boy Billy Farrell at the launch of the Chanel Mobile Art opening in Central Park.  Has there ever been more of an iconic photo taken....EVER?!?!  We think not.  Sit back, grab your favorite Chanel bag, hold on to it tightly and J'Adore!

J'ADORE "EINE KLEIN NACHTMUSIK" ALLEGRO!

J'ADORE THE BONNIE HUNT SHOW!

This is all just too funny!  When we first saw Beyonce's Single Ladies video, we knew queens the world over would be J'Adoring it major.  But there was no bigger queen than Shane Mercado who, only two days after the video debuted, had already gotten the choreography down and was televising it from his bedroom.

Yesterday, the genius that is The Bonnie Hunt Show invited Shane to their studio to recreate his little homage for the world to see. We can't embed the video, so you have to click here.  J'Adore 4 minutes of fame!

J'ADORE PROTESTING THE MORMON CHURCH!

Last Tuesday, we went up to the Mormon Church on Broadway & 65th Street where over 10,000 gays and their supporters had assembled to protest the church's donation of $20 million dollars in a bid to pass Proposition 8 which eventually took away the right of gays to marry in the state of California.

It was an awesome scene.  Hoards of people in the streets carrying signs, blocking traffic and speaking their voice.  We're a little saddened though because, as our friend Jesse pointed out, gays tend to be reactionary instead of  pro-active.  Had only these organizations happened BEFORE the proposition was passed, we might have seen a different outcome.  It's only after it didn't pass that everyone came together.

Nonetheless, we were excited to have been a part of such a powerful movement.  It's incredible to us that gays are still fighting for equal rights just like the blacks did in the last century. Haven't we come far enough?  Why are people so scared?  Why do they care what others do in the privacy of their bedrooms? And don't get us started when they bring the Bible into it.  We're not going there right now.

On a lighter note, the gays had some pretty funny signs made for the occasion, some of which we detail below:

"Gay is the New Black!"

"You have five wives.  We only want ONE husband!"

"No more Mr. Nice Gay!"

"Who do you think does the flowers at your wedding, Bitch!?"

"Jesus says: LOVE, Bitches!"

"The Bible says you shouldn't eat shellfish, too!"

J'ADORE PHEASANT UNDER GLASS!

Does our photographer friend Douglas Friedman ever take a break? If he's not shooting in Hong Kong, he's shooting in Paris. If not Paris, he's shooting in Sydney. If not Sydney, it's Los Angeles. To tell you the truth, we're a bit over his jet set work calendar. We're giving him a big Je N'Adore Pas....if only because we're totally jealous.

Yesterday, he had the nerve to drive us J'Adorably batty by sending us photos of himself shooting, not photos, but pheasant in the British countryside! He claims to have taken down 10 of the beautiful birds all by himself, and we guess we'll have to believe him for now.

What we had to know though is where he got the outfit. The Marc Jacob shoes we know are his own, and he said he borrowed the plus fours (knee length trousers), socks and garters while the rest of the ensemble he said he just had lying around. How incredibly chic to have hunting clothes just "lying around". JE N'ADORE PAS!

We just take comfort in the fact that threre was no way his "plus two" could have popped out of his plus fours on accident. J'ADORE!

J'ADORE THE POWER OF THE CRUNCH!

We are so beyond ourselves in a state of complete J'Adoration over our friend Nic Chatfield's Dorito commercial that just came out online.  If it gets enough views, it will be played during the Superbowl, so we don't have to tell you what to do.  Watch it over and over and over, and while you're at it, send it to all your friends.  J'Adore!

J'ADORE GIVING YOU BEAVER!

J'ADORE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!

It's a crazy day when you can look to the Catholic Church and say J'Adore!!!  For us, the church has not been an institution that leads, inspires and says, "Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer!"  But today, Page Six reports that Italian photographer, Pietro Pazzi, who shoots hunky priests for his annual Calendario Romano, is creating an American version with Rizzoli.  Woo Hoo!

Have you seen this shit?  Check this video for pics from the calendar.  We are so torn right now.  Is it a sin to be lusting after these priests?  Is it a sin for the priests to pose for these pics knowing quite well that we'll be shooting our Hallelujahs all over the pages?  Is it a sin to want to see two priests together in one photo?  Fire & Brimstone!!!  If not, we'll take communion three times a day please!  

Our favorite is the priest with the bottle of Jaegermeister.  He's J'adorably saying, "Let's get trashed and then I'll give you your communion, my J'Adorable son!  God Bless!"  

Forgive us Father for we have sinned...

J'ADORE KEITH OLBERMANN!

This is one of the most incredible statements that we have heard Keith Olbermann ever make.  We are so impressed right now, we don't even know how to J'Adore!  Shocking!

J'ADORE PROTESTING!

You know what?  We don't ask you for much so listen up.  This Wednesday, November 12th, all of NYC (okay, well, maybe not ALL of NYC) is gathering to protest the passing of California's Proposition 8 which overturned the state supreme court's decision to grant gays the right to marry.  

The protest will take place at The NY Manhattan Mormon Temple (125 Columbus Avenue @ 65th Street) from 6:30pm - 8:00pm. Please tell everybody you know, and we expect to see you there! Bring friends, bring signs and bring peace.  Email us if you have any questions.

J'ADORE JET SETTING!

Bitches, we have been ON THE GO for a the last month and a half.  Air travel is not fun sometimes.  Especially security.  One of these days, we're gonna strip down to our underwear right in front of the TSA just to prove a point.  Damn that shoe bomber! You know how long it takes to get our Gucci boots off at the checkpoint!?

Anyj'adore, we were flipping through the December GQ, and we came across this story on how to pack for air travel.  It was our life in just a few fabulous pages.  J'Adore!  Over the next month, we're slated to be on over 9 different flights.  We hate the travel, but we J'ADORE the frequent flier miles!  See you in the friendly skies!