Wednesday, May 10, 2006
J'ADORE BREAKING NEWS!
As you would assume, a major media force such as J'AdoreJoey.com has undercover spies, photographers, sources, informants and reporters scattered all over the world!
This photo was shot only minutes ago and sent to us via secure satellite transmission. It exposes a massive cover up by the US government. It seems that the Avian Bird Flu has hit the shores of the US and has surfaced in a South Florida trailer park complex.
As you can see, the effects of this deadly flu are pandemic. The CDC is expected to put out a warning within the next few hours. Until then, keep your children indoors and stock up on prosciutto and champagne!
More To Come....