We stopped by David Blaine's live drowning on Saturday afternoon in Lincoln Center, and we were not sure how much we J'Adored it. On the one hand, we're HUGE fans of David's magic, but this shit ain't magic. It's self induced torture.
His hands are losing skin. His muscles are atrophied. He's probably got blue balls cuz he can't stroke one out while everyone is watching.
I mean, what the fuck? Is this really necessary?
In any case, we're giving him a big ass J'Adore right now, cuz God knows we wouldn't pull this shit...