We have a married friend who can't seem to get his mind off of our package. Whenever we see him he has to make some kind of reference to our mighty python. It's quite endearing, but if it continues, we might have to sit his wife down for a quick heart to heart, or in her husband's case, a hard to hard.
The other day, that friend sent us this site called Awkward Boners which features user submitted photos of men in various states of inopportune excitement. It's quite humorous, and one could say that we totally got a boner over it. J'Adore!