You know how much we love Stan D'Arde, the drunken chicaholic mascot of the Standard Hotels. (For those of you who REALLY know, you need to keep your big mouths shut, or we'll cut you!)
Well we have news for you. Monsieur D'Arde has gone and had one too many dirty martinis because the bitch went out and got himself a Twitter profile. Yes. You heard us correctly. Stanley is now feeding the twittersphere with the fabulously sloshy take on his world as he (and only he) knows it.
Follow Stan if you dare.