J'ADORE NAIA VERDEJO!

So we are soooooo in love with this new Spanish Verdejo we discovered on Friday! You know what alcoholics we are. We have our cereal in the morning with a nice cold glass of white! J'Adore! This verdejo made by Naia is EXCEPTIONAL!!!

Bright lemon color. Great nose of lanolin, vanilla biscuits, lemon curd and minerals. Chalky minerality frames a myriad of citrus flavors. Very minerally and deep.The grapes for this wine come from 98.8 acres of vineyards, of which 94 acres are 26 years old and 4.8 acres are ungrafted 90-year-old Verdejo vines. All the vineyards are located in the town of La Seca, which is considered by the locals to be the “grand cru” village of Rueda. Since the Middle Ages Verdejo has been the traditional varietal here on the left bank of the Duero River. This is the fourth release of this stainless-steel fermented wine.

J'ADORE TANDOORI DORITOS!

We're not sure we really want to say anything about this Bollywoodesque Doritos commercial. We'll just let you watch and J'Adore on your own if you want.

J'ADORE TEQUILA!

Okay, this is the last Pee Wee posting today. We promise. How much do we love this scene? Our favorite part is when he's laying on the table and Satan's Helpers are trying to figure out what to do with him, and Pee Wee says under his breath, "I say we let him go!" HAHHAHAHAHHA!

J'ADORE CIRQUE DE BEBE!

Last night, we ran into our J'Adorable friend Jason Pharr from The Cloud Room while he was walking Suki, our most J'Adored little pug ever! When we saw him, he greeted us with a "Bonjour, PeeWee!" and we totally J'Adored!!! You know how much we love PeeWee...especially when he's on crack as we can see here.

Anyways, we haven't been able to get PeeWee off the brain since, so we YouTubed some videos and the above popped up! J'ADORE CIRQUE DE BEBE!!! OMG! We were dying! The cannon? The soot stained baby? For reals???

J'ADORE CHRIS FARLEY REINCARNATED!

J'ADORE WTF?!?!

Before we ran into our friends at Pastis today, we were having a quick beer at The Hog Pit when we looked up into the far upper corner of the bar, and we noticed the above sign that said, "CPR Kit Available Upon Request". WTF?!?!

Really? Upon request? What kind of request do they need if we're in need of a CPR kit? Isn't our flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water enough for them? Aren't our deathly gasps for air signs that maybe they should go down into the basement and get the dust covered CPR kit they've so conveniently stored behind 50 cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon? Aren't the screams from other bar patrons "He's choking! He's choking!" enough for them?

We have to REQUEST to have our lives saved?!?! WTF?!?!

.....and scene.

J'ADORE QUICK UPDATES!

After we posted the below, we realized that some of you may not be familiar with the famous monologue given by Julia Sugarbaker, so to fill you in....

Immediately before the below scene, Julia was in the dressing room and overheard two of the contestants from that night's pageant making fun of Susanne, Julia's sister. The monologue was the defense. Above is the only clip we could find, but we're sure you get the idea.

J'ADORE THE NIGHT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA!

We were casually strolling through the meatpacking district today when we heard someone call out our name. We weren't surprised because it happens all the time, but we were quite interested in who had spotted us this time!

Turns out it was our good friends Abby Gardner and Tanya Jensen of The Daily lunching at Pastis. They were with the most J'Adorable woman who also works with them name Tangie....short for Tangerine, which we TOTALLY J'Adore!!! (Her real name is Brunhilda or something like that...haha...it's actually Samantha.)

Anyways, we sat down for an extra large Kronenberg while we regaled Tanya with television highlights from the our childhood in the 1980s. Turns out she doesn't even know who The Golden Girls are. We almost fainted and fell out of chair but that would NOT have been chic so we didn't do it but we do love drama and that would have been quite dramatic right there on the outside patio but we were wearing designer clothes and we didn't want to ruin them...

One of the highlights of which we spoke was the famous monologue by Ms. Dixie Carter aka Ms. Julia Sugarbaker from Designing Women where, in defense of her sister, Ms. Susanne Sugarbaker played by Ms. Delta Burke, she explains the night the lights went out in Georgia! J'ADORE!!!

J'ADORE CHRISTMAS PIRATES!

We're not sure why we find this video so funny, but we do. Maybe because the best part comes out of nowhere. Maybe because we don't understand why Kiefer Sutherland would do what he does just because someone called him a pirate. Either way, it makes us laugh. J'ADORE!

J'ADORE ANNOYING STEWIE!

J'ADORE DINNER AT INDOCHINE!

We know we haven't been in touch in a while, and we know that we told you we would share last Wednesday's amazing night in NYC with you, and we're here to do that now. We have been running around NON-STOP! Work, play, play, play, work, museum, work, sex, nap, play. You know how it is. Manhattan doesn't let you take a break for one second!

Anyways, so we took on a new client not too long ago called The Supper Club New York. It's this incredibly chic and ultra exclusive members-only organization started in London but now with an arm in NYC. If you're a local, go to the site and apply for membership. We can't promise they'll pick you to join, but you never know if you don't try.

So we were asked by our client to host a most fabulous dinner for our nearest and dearest friends to whom The Supper Club would give instant lifetime founding memberships! Yes. We do have that kind of power, and we wield it with an iron fist! Don't get in our way. Where did we have dinner you might ask? Where else is there to have dinner in New York City other than famed INDOCHINE, home to the ever GORGEOUS Jean Marc Houmard seen via the link on the left with Sandy Dallal.

The night started out with J'Adorable Krug champagne and too much glamour to be absorbed in the short 30 minutes we had before dinner. As you can see above, menswear designer Andrew Buckler, Kate Schelter, Sarah Sophie Flicker of the Citizen's Band and David Gruning of Swarovski were giving it to you MAJOR!

Law & Order's Jennifer Missoni was trying to order a seltzer to no avail. We wish we knew how to order a seltzer, but every time we try, "Margarita, Please!" always comes out!

What do you get when you put two grown men who are totally jealous of each other's outfits together? You get Paper Magazine's Mickey Boardman and Brazilian Hottie McHotStuff, Luigi Tadini!

Radar Magazine's Christopher Tennant was getting all nervous by Supper Club founder, Tamsin Lonsdale. He knew she wanted some, but what to do about his girlfriend, Zoe Turnbull? We can't tell you what happened that night, or we'll get J'Adored to death.

Hold up! Wait up a minute! Let us put some J'ADORE in it! Ian Mohr, Women's Wear Daily's Elisa Lipsky-Karazs and Steve McQueen were so HOT that night! Wait a second. That's not Steve McQueen. That's Oliver Kramer. He was WEARING Alexander McQueen! Why do straight guys do that? They wear designer clothes that we can't afford making them look all hot, and we just sit there all bitter in a corner. We guess we just take comfort in the fact that we look better with our clothes OFF then they do, and then it's all good.

Our favorite husband and wife team were working the RED that night. Jason Pharr of the The Cloud Room has been on a worldwind tour promoting his latest album while Monica Thompson of In Touch has been jet setting right alongside. They just got back from Poland, London and Argentina. Next stop, SOUTH KOREA!!! You know how much we love our Bulgogi! We hope they bring us back some!

WTF?!?! Is that Brad Fisher the famed artist?!? JESUS! He follows us EVERYWHERE!!! He had no idea what he was doing there that night, and to be honest, neither did we, but you know how much we J'Adore him, so we just let him eat his pork spare ribs in peace...

We're not sure we have the words to describe the EXTREME BEAUTY that is personified by Elizabeth Hehir. We think she's the kind of creature the world only experiences once every 300 years or so.....sort of like Haley's Comet.

This is just an orgy waiting to happen. Patrick McMullan's Neil Rasmus, Ralph Lauren's PR Queen, Garine Zerounian, Sarah Cristobal of Harper's Bazaar and Peter Knell and Lisa Benson of IMG Model Management. Between these five bitches, we alone could find fame, clothes, press coverage and fortune just by having them J'Adore us! Come on guys! J'Adore us! Pretty please!?

Enjoy this moment, bitches! This is one of the rare times you'll get to see what we look like. No. We're not the gorgeous blonde in the middle throwing gang signs! We're on the right, and that's Jennifer Missoni with her follicularly challenged, J'Adorably gorgeous boyfriend, filmmaker Tommaso Cardile.

Feeling bad for thinking dirty thoughts about other women (and a few men), Christopher, kisses girlfriend & marketing guru Zoe Turnbull letting her know he loves her. You know he wishes he were kissing us instead!

Paula Froelich of Page Six showed up late but made up for it J'Adorefold. We were loving having her entertain the troops while we finally took a break to indulge in a cigarette.

We left and the rest of the evening proved quite debaucherous! From Gold Bar to Bungalow 8 to getting home at 7:00am.....we realized for the 1,000th time that we're just to old to party like we do, but we're not to old to J'Adore glamorously! You'd tell us if we're wrong?

We need to give a big fat J'ADORE to Neil Rasmus and Billy Farrell from Patrick McMullan's who J'Adored us enough to take the above photos for us. We're not sure what we would do without them...

J'ADORE WTF?!?!

We are sooooo grossed out right now! Our good friend, Christopher Tennant, from Radar Magazine gave us the heads up this morning on Casu Marzu. Supposedly, it's some kind of funky cheese with some kind of larvae wormy things growing in it and shit. Some people pull the worms out before eating, and others just chomp the whole thing! EEEEEEEWWWWW!!! To add to it, those damn worms are capable of jumping 6 inches! WTF!?!?

J'ADORE JUST NOT GETTING ENOUGH!

We've been on a weird Depeche Mode kick as of late, and this is one of favorites! Sometimes, when no one's listening, we like to sing "We Just Can't Get It Up!" It's keeps the song fresh and fun! Try it. We bet you'll totally laugh and then J'Adore.

J'ADORE MS. OSCAR DE LA HOYA!

We totally J'ADORE when this kind of shit happens. Photos of Oscar De La Hoya have surfaced, and they are NOT TO BE MISSED! Bitch went and put on a fishnet bodysuit, pink panties, a brown wig and high heels!!! THEN...he decided to take photos of it!

Honestly, why do celebrities do this shit? Don't they know that there is to be no photographic evidence of their madness??? Doesn't matter if it was taken at the Ritz Carlton with your best girlfriend. You know bitch is gonna up and sell that shit cuz you're rich and she's not!

Either way, we J'Adore these photos big time!!!

J'ADORE SEVEN SECONDS OF J'ADOROSITY!

OMG, BITCHES!!! We can't stop laughing! You HAVE to remember the posting we did about Monica Thompson from In Touch Magazine and her bulgey eyes from looking at too many pictures of Mary Kate and Ashley?!?!

Well, we just found the video version of that picture, and even though it's only seven seconds long, it has brought us an entire morning of belly laughs! We can't stop watching it!!!

J'ADORE HANDICAP CHIC!

This past weekend, we were reading the New York Times T Magazine Men's Fall Fashion Issue....we know that's a long ass title, but that's what it's called, we think. Whatevs.

While reading what we already knew, we came across an editorial entitled The Cast System. It was just a bunch of male models wearing couture with various sorts of casts on their limbs. YAWN!

Honestly, it was nothing new. We had seen it all before. Specifically, for Harper's Bazaar circa 1995, Helmut Newton shot Nadja Auermann in all states of handicap. But that's what the fashion industry does best......RECYCLE! But we digress....

Above we want you to meet our good friend and arguably our BIGGEST fan EVER....Mr. Aaron Newbill. Here we can see him giving handicap chic last winter. Yes. We said LAST winter. That's almost a year BEFORE the New York Times decided to tell the masses it was cool to be handicapped while looking gorgeous. Needless to say, we and all our friends are ALWAYS ahead of the curve. You disagree?

Wait a second. Do any of you think that Aaron strikes a funny resemblance to the closet case kid below? The eyes? The crooked teeth? No. It's not possible that he lost so much hair so quickly. Whatever. Just a thought.

J'Adore Handicaps!

J'ADORE THE CLOSET CASE OF THE DAY!

We randomly Googled "closet case" today, you know, for fun, and this photo came up! Honestly, this poor kid. We're not sure who he is exactly, but if he hasn't come out of the closet yet, we'd be surprised MAJOR! That shirt looks like his grandmother made it!

JE N'ADORE PAS!

It's no secret to anyone that the Brits aren't world class gastronomes. They might know what gourmet feasts they like to eat, but they sure as hell don't know how to cook it! Honestly, only the Brits would think to boil a whole onion and serve it alongside a charred piece of beef.

So, it wasn't a surprise when we visited this British grocery store on Hudson Street yesterday. We found the most curious of items on the shelves. Spotted Dick? Sponge Pudding? What the hell is that and who the hell would come up with a name like that??? "We'll be having the spotted dick, please. Medium rare if you will. Thank you." Are they for serious???

This one is our favorite! Cock-a-Leekie soup? We are soooo confused right now! If our cock's a leekie, we rush to the doctor! We don't open a can and heat it up! Come on now, Brits! Pull it together! And if any of you can explain the above, please email us ASAP!

J'ADORE SLUTTY WEATHER!

It's a cloudy and windy day here in NYC, and when that happens, you just know it's going to rain! So we logged on to AccuWeather to check the forecast, and we came across something that reminded us of a trip we took to South Beach back 2003.....Humberto's Moisture!

It seems Humberto is once again wreaking his havoc across the lower states! What we want to know is WHOSE front is hooking up with Humberto's Moisture!?!?

If you're reading this, Humberto....CALL US!

J'ADORE THE QUOTE OF THE DAY!

"If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room."

-Anita Roddick, Founder of The Body Shop