Before we ran into our friends at Pastis today, we were having a quick beer at The Hog Pit when we looked up into the far upper corner of the bar, and we noticed the above sign that said, "CPR Kit Available Upon Request". WTF?!?!
Really? Upon request? What kind of request do they need if we're in need of a CPR kit? Isn't our flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water enough for them? Aren't our deathly gasps for air signs that maybe they should go down into the basement and get the dust covered CPR kit they've so conveniently stored behind 50 cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon? Aren't the screams from other bar patrons "He's choking! He's choking!" enough for them?
We have to REQUEST to have our lives saved?!?! WTF?!?!