J'ADORE HAIR???

Remember Crystal Gayle from back in the day??!?! Why doesn't anyone have hair that long anymore?!?! Not sure if I J'Adore or not. Let me know...

J'ADORE QTs!

This is the story.
Of a lovely hotel.
Which was sitting on West 45th Street.
It had a pool...
...in the fucking lobby.
The youngest one in curls.

Wait!

Why are we singing about our night a la the Brady Bunch? Maybe cuz we had one Tanqueray and tonic too much on an empty stomach! What we really want to talk about are all the QTs at Hotel QT in midtown!

Work it out cuz we had a HOT night with all the Bitches up in the Balazs Bubble! If you don't know the bubble, then you don't belong in it.

Shall we talk about Skeeter, the cutie lawyer from San Fran who was just way too much for us to pass the bar exam? Or do we talk about his real estate friend, Adam Ant? Mr. Ant was laying down knowledge on double broker fees and shit. We were trying to follow, but 20% commissions ain't our thing. We need 100% all the time!

Then there was Goosey Lucy, Auntie Em, Jen Dee Martini, Amy Willyson and our favorite, Dave Wired, who lost his "bag" in the bathroom.

Blair Sparrow is always our favorite, although we think we pissed her off...

It's a weekly party. One you should check out. Call the hotel for further info....or click the link below!

HOTEL QT!

J'ADORE PINK!

We most recently fell in love with PINK all over again when she came out with Stupid Girls. A powerful anthem devoted to the worthless icons of today's popular culture. It was a call for the resurrection of female empowerment, which somehow over the past decade or so, was lost in the quest for eternal youth, the perfect canine accessory and the most designer of designer clothing. PINK sought the whereabouts of the next generation of female leaders, and I have no doubt she will find them.

Then, just this past week, we came across another song so powerful in its stance, so unlike anything we've heard from a female vocalist since Joni Mitchell, so intense in its question of our country's leader... We fell in love even more.

This is what music was meant for. This is the type of song that brings change. This is to where all artists should strive.

J'ADORE GREEN ALMONDS!

One of my most anticipated arrivals of Spring is that of the green almond! This where the almond that you're most used to seeing comes from. We Mediterranean folk eat almonds in three stages.

First stage is the green almond as seen above. Slightly tangy with a watery center, they are best eaten with a touch of salt and an ice cold beer. TO DIE FOR!

Second stage is when the "almond" center begins to solidify into the white nut you commonly know. But in this stage the white almond meat is sweet and a little bit soft. You have to crack open the fuzzy green shell to get to it. Still best enjoyed with an ice cold beer.

Third stage is when the almond is completely formed. The sweetness of the nut is slightly less prominent than before and the nut is much more firm. A nutcracker is needed to extract the almond from its casing. Once again, best enjoyed with an ice cold beer.

If you come across these green almonds in a gourmet grocer in the next couple of weeks, don't pass up the chance to partake in one of Spring's little pleasures...

J'ADORE JOVOVICH!

Let's talk about this screen grab of Milla Jovovich! HOT! I've been making out with my computer screen all morning!

J'ADORE MY FANS PART DEUX!

Okay... so you know how much I love drama! And you might not know how much I secretly admire Johnny Weir for being such a fucking drama queen, on the ice and off.

Yesterday, one of our most obsessive readers, Robyn the Robynator, sent us this picture of Lady Weir giving exponential drama with his very own J'Adore Joey t-shirt on!!!

We J'Adore that Johnny J'Adores us so much!

The next reader to send in their favorite J'Adore Joey t-shirt sighting, wins their VERY OWN J'Adore Joey tee!

J'ADORE VEZZOLI!

I'M BACK, BITCHES!!! My most sincere apologies for being gone so long, but it was for good reason.

The last week and a half, I had the HONOR of working closely with one of the hottest contemporary artists on the scene right now...FRANCESCO VEZZOLI, who currently has a video piece based Gore Vidal's CALIGULA in the 2006 Whiteny Biennial. You HAVE to check it out. It's too hot.

Above you'll see one of Vezzoli's pieces from the Gore Vidal trilogy we debuted at the Gagosian Gallery in Beverly Hills last Saturday. The exhibition featured works inspired by Vidal's Suddenly Last Summer, Myra Breckenridge and Caligula.

For more on The Trilogy of Gore Vidal and Francesco Vezzoli, click the link below.

FRANCESCO VEZZOLI!

J'ADORE FLIES AND DEATH AND STUFF!

We came across this Mariah Carey quote circa 2004, but last night, we rediscovered it in the archives and thought it was too profound not to share. So, straight from the horse's mouth, join us in celebrating one of the world's greatest philosophers...

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

We are just too enlightened to go on...

J'ADORE-KNOBS!

Not to gross you out or anything, but we just came across a fun fact that we're sure you didn't know about.

In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching doorknobs, etc.)

Isn't that greatest fact EVER!? See below for a few more in which I'm sure you'll be interested.

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Daily, you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

J'ADORE DRAMA!

One of our most favorite things about New York City is the drama of just walking down the street. The people, the noise, the architecture, the weather, the schitzo shaking his penis at you while you're trying to order your coffee in the morning.

It's the perfect backdrop to the runway upon which we walk everyday.

Above you see the St. Regis hotel, which on a chilly night last week, embodied all the drama that we J'Adore about New York!

J'ADORE THE WORLD AS MY DANCEFLOOR!

Time goes by so slowly for those who wait. No time to hesitate!

So we've been waiting for Madonna to hit road for how long now? Two years? Three years? I'm sure as hell not counting as I haven't seen the bitch live since Blonde Ambition. Part of me doesn't want to ruin the memory (as we all know she peaked with Like A Prayer, and it's all been downhill since), but as always, I digress...

It seems Confession Fever has hit Los Angeles in a dragtastic way as seen above by two of the hottest bitches to cum out of the west side since, well, ME!!!

MAJOR props to our bitch, Petra (right, in white), who has come a LONG way since she was caught puking out the backseat window of my VW Jetta circa 1995...

Ring Ring Ring goes the telephone! Hello? I'm hanging up now...

J'ADORE MY FANS!

Although we have scores of fans worldwide j'adoring us daily, this post is about the kind of fan that blows us and keeps us cool on hot summer days. We guess that could apply to our human fans as well, but we digress...

The Propello fan, by Black & Blum, made with pliable rubber blades allowing for its cageless design, is our latest J'Adoration. Sleek in its form yet whimsical enough to not fully label us as design addicts, it's the perfect accessory for your desk top at home or work. Only $140 at the MOMA Design Store.