J'ADORE THE WORLD AS MY DANCEFLOOR!

Time goes by so slowly for those who wait. No time to hesitate!

So we've been waiting for Madonna to hit road for how long now? Two years? Three years? I'm sure as hell not counting as I haven't seen the bitch live since Blonde Ambition. Part of me doesn't want to ruin the memory (as we all know she peaked with Like A Prayer, and it's all been downhill since), but as always, I digress...

It seems Confession Fever has hit Los Angeles in a dragtastic way as seen above by two of the hottest bitches to cum out of the west side since, well, ME!!!

MAJOR props to our bitch, Petra (right, in white), who has come a LONG way since she was caught puking out the backseat window of my VW Jetta circa 1995...

Ring Ring Ring goes the telephone! Hello? I'm hanging up now...