Morris is like our most favorite drug EVAH! It's like he's a demon we can't face down. We know we let him have all the power. We can't help it. He's like a leech, sucking the life out of us! We're addicted. We're never gonna quit him over time! We need to go to puppy rehab! He's taking over our lives, and we can't stand it anymore! Somebody...please help!