Thursday, June 26, 2008

J'ADORE OUR FAVORITE DRUG!


Morris is like our most favorite drug EVAH!  It's like he's a demon we can't face down. We know we let him have all the power. We can't help it. He's like a leech, sucking the life out of us! We're addicted. We're never gonna quit him over time! We need to go to puppy rehab! He's taking over our lives, and we can't stand it anymore! Somebody...please help!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i know a pug that will be very upset about this

Anonymous said...

OMG Bitches. I hear the label's doing ALL OUT promotion for the video - MTV, Letterman, LiveNation Summer Tour. He's the new MO-donna.

renco said...

The last pic is the best!

Mad(dy) About Morris said...

Morris is MY BOYFRIEND and I am crestfallen about being subjected to all of those romantic photos of him with other people. Because he's a celebrity I thought he probably ran around behind my back but this is too much. His parents are always pretending to keep him on a tight leash and only letting me see him from time to time- I thought it was because they thought I was too old for him. So what if I am 120 in Dog Years? I thought we had a real thing going. But I had no idea that they were only covering for him while he slutted around town. I am heart broken and can't believe I had to find out about it this way instead of him calling me himself and letting me down easy. I also didn't know he was bi-sexual. I have to think about this one. I might not be able to see him any more.