J'ADORE CUPCAKE EXPERIENCE!

Last night, we were invited to dinner at the city residence of our favorite J'Adorables Chris Tennant and Zoe Turnbull. We dined on puff pastry with ricotta and asparagus baked right into it alongside lemon dover sole and lightly chilled green beans tossed in vintage olive oil and lemon zest. An inspired meal to say the least.

Seated next to us at the table were Peter Holm and Eva Mag of Swedish Indie rock group Cupcake Experience. When we asked Eva who the icing on the cupcake was, she said "Peter of course. I'm more like cake!" We were inclined to agree.

Their music is eerily gorgeous, beautifully dark and solemnly sullen. Signals of Love is the theme, but we're calling it Signals of J'Adoration. Check out the album here.

J'ADORE NOT DOING THIS!

We just received this cautionary swine flu picture from Mary Pat Thibodeau, our most favorite little photo editor over at In Touch Magazine, and we can't stop laughing! It arrived with simple instructions telling us "DON'T DO THIS!" Don't worry, MPT, we won't.

J'ADORE NOW NUMBERS!

J'ADORE SWINE FLU!

We think we just found the origin of swine flu. J'Adore! Someone give us the Nobel Peace Prize!

J'ADORE SHOWING YOU HOW IT'S DONE!

J'ADORE WET CELERY JOKES!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher".

J'ADORE FLASH DANCING!

J'ADORE LETTING THE CABLES SLEEP!

J'ADORE SLOW MOTION SNEEZING!

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J'ADORE CAMEROON!

If this is what the First Lady of Cameroon really looks like, we want to relocate ASAP! J'ADORE! Here is Chantal Biya and Paris Hilton at the African First Ladies' Health Summit Gala in Beverly Hills the other day. Click here for more pictures of this African stunner.

J'ADORE FARTKONTROL!

We're J'Adoring this picture provided us by Bryan Boy. We can't tell you where it was taken, but all we know is that we're glad we're not in charge of controlling.

J'ADORE INTERACTIVE MUSEUMS!

We are J'Adoring the New Museum's Interactive site. All you have to do is click on the map in any place in the world, and you're able to see the front page of the local newspapers there. Totally uncensored and raw. J'Adore journalistic integrity....or a lack thereof.

J'ADORE LADY DOUGLAS!

We're gonna keep this one simple because, honestly, this blog has given more exposure to Douglas Friedman than even WE are comfortable with, but when a friend has something we need to support, we always do.

This coming Thursday, Lady Douglas is celebrating his latest exhibition entitled LADY at The Ruffian Gallery owned by fashion designers Brian Wolk and Claude Morais. Click on the invite above for all details, and you have to RSVP to attend or else you risk getting brutally shunned at the door.

There better be a photo of us in the show, or we're gonna cause a scene that would make any real Lady mad with jealousy!

J'ADORE STAN D'WITTER!

You know how much we love Stan D'Arde, the drunken chicaholic mascot of the Standard Hotels. (For those of you who REALLY know, you need to keep your big mouths shut, or we'll cut you!)

Well we have news for you. Monsieur D'Arde has gone and had one too many dirty martinis because the bitch went out and got himself a Twitter profile. Yes. You heard us correctly. Stanley is now feeding the twittersphere with the fabulously sloshy take on his world as he (and only he) knows it.

Follow Stan if you dare.

J'ADORE WOODIES!

We love when celebrity goes wrong, and we love it even more when it goes HORRIBLY wrong. Apparently, American Apparel used the likeness of Woody Allen in one of their ads and the bitch is suing to the tune of $10 million! The ad in question is one where Woody is dressed up like a rabbi. The above is a parody made by someone, but we think it's funnier. Read the full story here.

Below are the official court papers via DocStoc.com's GENIUS new document embedding technology. Who knew you could make that happen???

Woody Allen Lawsuit Against American Apparel

J'ADORE LINDA EGGVANGELISTA!

The Lord is J'Adored! He is J'Adored indeed! We had a crazy fun Easter weekend, Bitches, and we're gonna skip all the minor happenings and go straight to the eggstatic Easter basket we made.

We spent the weekend with our favorite J'Adorables Zoe Turnbull, Chris Tennant, Lucy McIntyre and Krista Freibaum decoupaging some major Easter eggs. Martha Stewart sent her "boys" over to get us to stop our hostile takeover of her empire, but we decoupaged their sorry asses up and sent them running back to her farm in Connecticut.

We want you to pay special attention to Linda Eggvangelista cuz she's got a rabbit fur mohawk. You'll also notice the modern furniture egg Zoe made. Lucy busted out a Mr. President egg for all the White House aficionados up in here. Krista kept it safe and stuck with the colorfully festive patterns. We think she was scared of Martha, who coincidentally was twittering Krista all day Sunday while she was baking our Easter ham!

Major J'Adores to Zoe and Krista for pulling off an incredible Easter luncheon by the way. Photo of the eggceptional table below. J'Adore!

J'ADORE EQUINE DRAG!

We are J'Adoring all over ourselves this morning because we just came across an article in the Daily Mail about photographer Julian Wolkenstein's photos of horses in drag. OMG! You have to click the link for more hilarity.

J'ADORE AWKWARD BONERS!

We have a married friend who can't seem to get his mind off of our package. Whenever we see him he has to make some kind of reference to our mighty python. It's quite endearing, but if it continues, we might have to sit his wife down for a quick heart to heart, or in her husband's case, a hard to hard.

The other day, that friend sent us this site called Awkward Boners which features user submitted photos of men in various states of inopportune excitement. It's quite humorous, and one could say that we totally got a boner over it. J'Adore!

J'ADORE MR. MICKEY!

We J'adore Paper Magazine's Mr. Mickey MAJOR! That goes without saying. But this morning, MM gave us even more reason to J'Adore him because he posted a major sucker punch to famed American designer Oscar De La Renta for repeatedly dissing Michelle Obama for repeatedly dissing HIM! J'Adore! It just doesn't get any better than this. Read the posting here.

JE N'ADORE PAS!

PETA is not your friend, nor is it a friend to the animals. You must read this article to find out why.

J'ADORE COSTA RICAN BEACH HUTS!

So we're totally going to Costa Rica in June for our friend Claire's wedding. She has a house in some far off part of the jungle on the Osa Peninsula. Apparently, there's absolutely nothing there. No cell phone service. No internet. No electricity after dark. We've been instructed to bring a headlamp, bug repellent, Crocs and a bathing suit! WTF?

We love our friend Claire, but we really hate roughing it. We give camping or anything of the sort a big JE N'ADORE PAS! But what we're NOT giving a big je n'adore pas to is the above pictured little beach house which we found for rent. It's nothing too fancy. It has a hammock. It has a mosquito net, and it's only about 15 steps to our own private beach.

Apparently, every afternoon, a big group of surfers meets up at our beach bench to go surfing. J'Adore surfers on our bench and beyond! Can. Not. Wait!

J'ADORE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH!