Sunday, November 16, 2008

J'ADORE PROTESTING THE MORMON CHURCH!


Last Tuesday, we went up to the Mormon Church on Broadway & 65th Street where over 10,000 gays and their supporters had assembled to protest the church's donation of $20 million dollars in a bid to pass Proposition 8 which eventually took away the right of gays to marry in the state of California.

It was an awesome scene.  Hoards of people in the streets carrying signs, blocking traffic and speaking their voice.  We're a little saddened though because, as our friend Jesse pointed out, gays tend to be reactionary instead of  pro-active.  Had only these organizations happened BEFORE the proposition was passed, we might have seen a different outcome.  It's only after it didn't pass that everyone came together.

Nonetheless, we were excited to have been a part of such a powerful movement.  It's incredible to us that gays are still fighting for equal rights just like the blacks did in the last century. Haven't we come far enough?  Why are people so scared?  Why do they care what others do in the privacy of their bedrooms? And don't get us started when they bring the Bible into it.  We're not going there right now.

On a lighter note, the gays had some pretty funny signs made for the occasion, some of which we detail below:

"Gay is the New Black!"

"You have five wives.  We only want ONE husband!"

"No more Mr. Nice Gay!"

"Who do you think does the flowers at your wedding, Bitch!?"

"Jesus says: LOVE, Bitches!"

"The Bible says you shouldn't eat shellfish, too!"

J'ADORE PHEASANT UNDER GLASS!

Does our photographer friend Douglas Friedman ever take a break? If he's not shooting in Hong Kong, he's shooting in Paris. If not Paris, he's shooting in Sydney. If not Sydney, it's Los Angeles. To tell you the truth, we're a bit over his jet set work calendar. We're giving him a big Je N'Adore Pas....if only because we're totally jealous.

Yesterday, he had the nerve to drive us J'Adorably batty by sending us photos of himself shooting, not photos, but pheasant in the British countryside! He claims to have taken down 10 of the beautiful birds all by himself, and we guess we'll have to believe him for now.

What we had to know though is where he got the outfit. The Marc Jacob shoes we know are his own, and he said he borrowed the plus fours (knee length trousers), socks and garters while the rest of the ensemble he said he just had lying around. How incredibly chic to have hunting clothes just "lying around". JE N'ADORE PAS!

We just take comfort in the fact that threre was no way his "plus two" could have popped out of his plus fours on accident. J'ADORE!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

J'ADORE THE POWER OF THE CRUNCH!

We are so beyond ourselves in a state of complete J'Adoration over our friend Nic Chatfield's Dorito commercial that just came out online.  If it gets enough views, it will be played during the Superbowl, so we don't have to tell you what to do.  Watch it over and over and over, and while you're at it, send it to all your friends.  J'Adore!

J'ADORE GIVING YOU BEAVER!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

J'ADORE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!

It's a crazy day when you can look to the Catholic Church and say J'Adore!!!  For us, the church has not been an institution that leads, inspires and says, "Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer!"  But today, Page Six reports that Italian photographer, Pietro Pazzi, who shoots hunky priests for his annual Calendario Romano, is creating an American version with Rizzoli.  Woo Hoo!

Have you seen this shit?  Check this video for pics from the calendar.  We are so torn right now.  Is it a sin to be lusting after these priests?  Is it a sin for the priests to pose for these pics knowing quite well that we'll be shooting our Hallelujahs all over the pages?  Is it a sin to want to see two priests together in one photo?  Fire & Brimstone!!!  If not, we'll take communion three times a day please!  

Our favorite is the priest with the bottle of Jaegermeister.  He's J'adorably saying, "Let's get trashed and then I'll give you your communion, my J'Adorable son!  God Bless!"  

Forgive us Father for we have sinned...

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

J'ADORE KEITH OLBERMANN!


This is one of the most incredible statements that we have heard Keith Olbermann ever make.  We are so impressed right now, we don't even know how to J'Adore!  Shocking!

Sunday, November 09, 2008

J'ADORE PROTESTING!

You know what?  We don't ask you for much so listen up.  This Wednesday, November 12th, all of NYC (okay, well, maybe not ALL of NYC) is gathering to protest the passing of California's Proposition 8 which overturned the state supreme court's decision to grant gays the right to marry.  

The protest will take place at The NY Manhattan Mormon Temple (125 Columbus Avenue @ 65th Street) from 6:30pm - 8:00pm. Please tell everybody you know, and we expect to see you there! Bring friends, bring signs and bring peace.  Email us if you have any questions.

J'ADORE JET SETTING!

Bitches, we have been ON THE GO for a the last month and a half.  Air travel is not fun sometimes.  Especially security.  One of these days, we're gonna strip down to our underwear right in front of the TSA just to prove a point.  Damn that shoe bomber! You know how long it takes to get our Gucci boots off at the checkpoint!?

Anyj'adore, we were flipping through the December GQ, and we came across this story on how to pack for air travel.  It was our life in just a few fabulous pages.  J'Adore!  Over the next month, we're slated to be on over 9 different flights.  We hate the travel, but we J'ADORE the frequent flier miles!  See you in the friendly skies!

Monday, October 27, 2008

J'ADORE PAGING!

This was found on a car windshield this past Saturday night.  We don't mind the hatred, but what we DO mind is the fact that this Amber bitch still uses a pager!  WTF???

Thursday, October 23, 2008

J'ADORE PRISONER VIDEOS!


This video is a bit disturbing of McCain after he was captured but only because we're finding him bizarrely attractive.  Watch and decide for yourself.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

J'ADORE THE WORD OF THE DAY!

ANNOYHILATION - noun; (uh-NOY-ill-AY-shun) To be in such an inebriated state of drunkenness that one renders oneself completely and utterly annoying.

Used in a sentence: Brad Fisher was so annoyhilated at dinner that he used his plastic chopsticks at Morimoto in an attempt at performance art but only succeeded in being totally annoyhilating.


ORIGIN: Early 21st century (from the late Latin annihilatus meaning 'reduced to nothing') : Term coined by Brad Fisher himself when attempting to pronounce the word "annihilated" which in turn was verbalized as "annoyhilated" forever labeling himself as the one and only self-proclaimed Annoyhilator!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

J'ADORE MOHAGANY TABLES!


Poor Scarlett.  If she wanted to sing on a stage, she should have just called the local ground crew to set one up for her.  If you can't bear through her singing in the beginning, fast forward to the 2:45 mark cuz that's where her performance gets good.

J'ADORE REAGAN ENDORSING OBAMA!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

J'ADORE OUR CITY DREAMS!

We are so excited for the weekend.  Not because we get to take lazy naps on the couch in between nibbles of beluga on fresh blinis but because this weekend our girl, Chiara Clemente, is debuting her film Our City of Dreams at the Hamptons International Film Festival!

OCD is a story of a woman's struggles and successes as an artist in New York City told through five women artists, from youngest to oldest, the film features Swoon, Ghada Amer, Kiki Smith, Marina Abramovic, and Nancy Spero.  The film spans the globe from NYC to Phuket to Cairo while delving deep into the artists' world.

Showtimes are Thursday, October 16 at 2 p.m. and Sunday, October 19 at 6 p.m. at the East Hampton United Artists Cinema at 30 Main Street. There will be a Q&A with Director/Producer Chiara (we J'Adore saying that!!!) after each screening. Tickets can be purchased here, or in person at the Festival box office (Design Within Reach, 30 Park Place, behind White’s Pharmacy). 

Monday, October 13, 2008

J'ADORE PUTTING A RING ON IT!


We J'Adore Beyonce.  We really do.  She's made our bodies move like a black girl's on more than one occasion....well, maybe it wasn't Beyonce herself, but rather, the bottle of tequila, but still. We shake it to B's beats on the daily.  Here's her latest, and we think she's ripped off the Walk It Out girls, but we can't call out YET ANOTHER blatant rip off, so we'll just let this one be.

YouTube has pulling this video like crazy, so if the above video doesn't work, click here.

J'ADORE DRESSING UP!

We J'Adore Debra Jackson right now because we totally feel her pain.  There have been MANY times when we haven't gone to Wal-Mart simply because we didn't have anything to wear.  Either the Valentino blazer wasn't pressed or our Gucci trousers were at the dry cleaner or we couldn't find our Tom Ford linen shirt.  It's a horrible feeling, and we're with you, Debbie!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

J'ADORE MAHNAHMAHNAH!

J'ADORE DONNA KARAN!

We know.  You hate us, and it's too late to apologize.  It's too late.  But we have a day job, bitches!  It keeps us from you, and if we could just get rid of it so we could j'adore you all night long on a sheared mink rug by a crackling fire, we would!  We swear we would, but we can't.

Anyj'adore, one of the reasons we've been gone is Donna Karan. We organized her surprise 60th birthday party a couple of weeks back at The Box, and it was WAY too much fun!  Everyone came from Billy Joel to Lorraine Bracco to Iman to yogi Rodney Yee and power gays including Calvin Klein, Sandy Gallin and Ross Bleckner.  

We had planned for a crazy lineup of entertainment, one part including a big fake cake from which Ashton Kutcher was to jump out of.  Well, when Ashton told us he wouldn't be able to make it, we were a bit saddened, but when we got to The Box the night of the party, we were incredibly relieved because the cake had a typo!  Whoever made the cake spelled it Donna KAREN!  WTF? Who does that?  The mistake was too j'adorable so we took a photo right before we had it dumped in the trash.  J'Adore!

We're hoping to stay with you for a while, but we have two ultra fabulous parties we're doing in Houston, Texas for a powerhouse Italian fashion brand, the name of which we are contractually bound not to give out.  We'll fill you in after the fact.  Maybe we'll even give you a little update from on site down south, but we can't promise anything cuz we'll probably be too busy killing and grilling our own dinner.  You know how they do in Texas!  

Monday, October 06, 2008

J'ADORE DEJA VU!

What is it with us and spotting magazine cover knock offs?  First it was the Bazaar vs W debacle that caused such a stir that our friends at W didn't speak to us for a month!  Now, it's Out vs Details!  

We noticed this couple days ago, but we didn't want to say anything again cuz we didn't want to bring down yet ANOTHER magazine, but we just can't help ourselves, so let's discuss.

Popnography, Out's pop cult blog, delves into it in detail, but about 6 months ago, Out published a cover that flew off the racks depicting the perfectly styled boys of Gossip Girl.  This month, Details rips them off in a half-ass attempt to recreate their success.  

Who do you think wins this round?  Email us and let us know.

J'ADORE MEN WRITING ADVICE COLUMNS!

Dear Henry:

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we've been married for 12 years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and stated he's feeling depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,  
Joanne

Dear Joanne:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Henry