J'ADORE THE QUOTE OF THE DAY!

"Some days you're the bug, and some days you're the windshield."

J'ADORE GRAND CENTRAL STATION!

Just a few images of the glorious train station which we took this past Sunday on our way up to Stamford, Connecticut! J'Adore!

J'ADORE ALCOHOLIC LUNCHES!

Our other favorite thing to do besides going to the beach is to drink ourselves silly with friends over lunch. Last week, we were able to do this with two of our most favorite people in the world, Ms. Simone Bent, pictured above, and Mr. Darryl Gibson, below.

Oh, if only we could share with you the secrets that were spilled after the second bottle of wine, but it would get one too many celebrities, a hotelier, a creative director and a few of our closest friends into way too much trouble, but if you really want to know, just email us!

After we left Simone and Darryl, we were off to meet our oldest friend in world, Ms. Tricia Benitez, for dinner. But we had a few hours to kill, so we swung by the Chateau Marmont for a quick double espresso to sober up. There, we ran into another friend, Ms. Joy Bryant, who was enjoying an alcoholic lunch of her own. We hung out with her for a bit and reminisced of our days together working in fashion photography back in the late 90s. Ugh. How old do we feel right now???

Our next stop on the alcoholic train was the famed Mexican restaurant, El Cholo. Above you'll see that we're not the only ones who like a little bit of the sauce during the day.

A sneak peek inside the tacky eatery! Please note the traditional Mexican garb of the hostess behind the front desk! J'Adore!

We really shouldn't have been driving home after all that we imbibed that day, but what were we going to do? Sleep on a park bench? Haven't done that since our teens!

J'ADORE EL MATADOR!

One of our most favorite beaches in all of Los Angeles is El Matador State Beach. It's one of the city's hidden gems located about one mile passed Zuma beach. It's isolated, tranquil and serene, and the beach has very limited parking which in turn limits the number of people on its gorgeous sands.

The beauty of this beach is all the massive rock formations which stand free in the water and and which jut out from the cliff in turn dividing the beach into three secluded sections. It's these secluded stretches of beach that draw nude sunbathers and freaks alike!

On the day we visited, we were the only ones on the second beach. We felt like were on an episode of LOST. We kept an eye out for Desmond, but he never showed up.

Around 1:00pm, we were joined by the most unexpected little visitor! A baby seal just pulled up out of the ocean and plopped down for some much deserved sunbathing and relaxation.

We went in for a closer look, and baby seal freaked out just a bit. He thought we were going to pull out our club and beat him over the head. We are in need of some seal skin pants, but we're not looking to go out and hunt for them on the beach. We'll just swing by Gucci next week.

J'ADORE TIME OFF!

Hey, Bitches! What's going on? We've really missed you over here at the J'Adore Joey offices. We took a couple of weeks off and went to visit our family out in Los Angeles. It was truly J'Adorable except for the fact that our father tried to switch phone companies which left us without internet for the entire two weeks that we were out there!!! Hence, no postings for your enjoyment. We're back now (again) and enjoying having our days free to play, to organize and to just be our J'Adorable selves...

J'ADORE BRAD FISHER TOWN!

We're not going to ask if you remember our good friend and artist extraordinaire, Brad Fisher, because by now, we know you're almost sick of hearing about him. We mean, if we post one more thing about how amazing he is, we're gonna give OURSELVES a big Je N'Adore Pas!

But due to his recent popularity via his gorgeous photo in the April issue of GQ and the glowing write up on him in the June issue of OUT Magazine, we've been receiving a tremendous onslaught of emails asking us for more information about Brad and his work.

So.....we want to introduce you all to his brand new online home, Brad Fisher Town.

Yes, it's still under construction, but it's on its way to becoming the one stop shop for all things Brad Fisher. Now, all you bitches can stop harassing US and start harassing him! J'Adore!

J'ADORE BEING FREE!

You know when you're stuck in one of those dead end jobs where, even though you're doing good work, you just feel suffocated and totally stagnant?

Well, we just left ours after 5 years! J'ADORE! We are so excited. No regrets. No looking back. Only an amazing future waiting ahead.

Our good friend Brad emailed us this morning saying, "FLY, MONKEY! FLY!" And that's just what we're going to do...

J'ADORE CHANEL CRUISE 2007/8!

We are so excited right now! We randomly searched YouTube to see if the CHANEL Cruise show we did last week in Santa Monica, CA was posted, and it was!!! Above you'll see the opening of the show (which really is the most exciting part). Two private CHANEL jets turned the corner and headed straight towards Hangar 8 where all of our guests were freaking out! It was amazing, and now you understand why we've been gone for so long! But we're back now, and we J'Adore you! Log on to YouTube and search CHANEL Cruise 2007 for the other two clips of the show! J'Adore!

J'ADORE FREDERICK DOUGLASS!

"If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation…want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightening. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters…. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will." -Frederick Douglass, 1857

J'ADORE PINK LEMONADE!

It's lazy summer days like this one today that really get us in the mood for pink lemonade, and one of our favorites is the sparkling lemonade by Efferve. Although this French company makes lemonade in all different flavors, the pink one is our favorite!

JE N'ADORE PAS!

We were none the happy this morning when we logged to read the news, and we came across this most disgusting of stories. Young kids in the backwoods of Alabama killing monster hogs. We want to know how a hog can grow to these proportions. If we turned the corner, and this thing was staring at us down, we'd probably scream like a bitch and then run away. Read more about this horrible occurence here. Je N'Adore Pas!

J'ADORE FERGUSON & SHAMAMIAN!

Let's talk taking a bath, Bitches. We were just cruising around the Ferguson & Shamamian website just a little bit ago, and we came across this bath in New York City which presumably is within their creative genius.

We mean...REALLY! If you're going to take a bath, THIS is the way to do it. Notice the lighting on the art (we wouldn't have gone with a tacky gold frame, but we digress yet again...), the gorgeous handheld showerhead and the perfectly laid out towels (we're assuming they're warm so our balls don't shrivel up when we step out).

What we most love is the tiny nook in which the tub is placed offering us a sense of privacy and seclusion from all the neighbors with binoculars peering in through the window which we've deliberately left open without the blinds down (yes, we're perverts and we J'ADORE it!)

Work it out F&S! Check out their site for more gorgeous work...specifically the garden structure section.

J'ADORE DOUGLAS FRIEDMAN IN THE HAMPTONS!

You all know how much we love our moustachioed photographer bitch, Douglas Friedman. Well, he's taking his work on the road and showing it this weekend! Yes, Memorial Day Weekend, when all of New York's most stylish head out to the Hamptons to celebrate the official start of the summer season!

Click the invite above for all details or see below. We're expecting to see you there with cash in hand. Douglas is all about selling out.....his shows, that is, not himself! J'ADORE!

DOUGLAS FRIEDMAN

PHOTOGRAPHS

May 26, 2007

6pm - 8pm

Roark Antiques & Design

Red Horse Market

74 Montauk Highway

East Hampton

J'ADORE WILL WIKLE!

We at J'Adore Joey are in major J'ADORABLE love with one of our best friends, Will Wikle!

We first met him years ago while he was still changing bed pans working as a hot ass nurse at some hospital in New York City. You know that bitch opted to wear a hospital gown with the open tie back (and no underwear) in lieu of his mandated scrubs....but we're not trying to get dirty here tonight.

We're resurrecting this bitch back because just last week he took on The View's Elizabeth Hasselcrack in a one on one interview on stage at The View studios. Unfortunately for Will, the only camera working at the time was our personal camcorder which we bought back in 1987. We still need three men to lug that damn thing around, but, once again, we digress...

You need to watch Will totally lay down the law with the crazy ass Ms. H-Crack.....letting her know that it is NOT okay to not support gay rights....especially when you have THAT much Bumble & Bumble up in your hair. That's just what Will told us yesterday. Personally, we think his shit's pulled back with a bobby pin.

J'ADORE!

J'ADORE HABOOBS!

We are SOOOO J'Adoring haboobs this morning! (Probably because they're the only boobs we actually are into!) According to a piece in the Daily Mail today, this massive cloud of dust and sand is billowing over Khartoum, the capital of Sudan in Northeastern Africa!

It turns out that haboobs are a seasonal storm, usually occuring in summer months, caused by downdrafts created when a thunderstorm reaches its final phase of destruction. The drafts cause air to hit the ground and to pick up dirt, sand, dust and small children (kidding) as it barrels forward at 30 mph reaching heights of 3,000 feet! J'ADOOOOOORE!!!

Why are we such science dorks! Give us a haboob over Lindsay Lohan ANY day!

JE N'ADORE PAS!

You know when you're just sitting at home, and you're trying to unwind... Then, all of a sudden you just think nothing would be better than some herbal refreshment right at that one moment, and then you realize that you don't have any....because you never have any anymore....because you're like too old or something?

You just have to give that feeling a big Je N'Adore Pas!

J'ADORE CATHERINE TATE!

We first came across Catherine Tate when we were sent her most genius video portraying her as The Translator! Immediately following, we saw her in Picturehouse's Starter For 10.

Then when we You Tubed her the other night, just for curiosity's sake, we came across the most amazing character Tate has ever created....Lauren Cooper. And when we tell you that We Ain't Even Bothered, we mean it. You might not completely get the above video if you don't speak French like us, do yourself the favor and check out Tate's other videos.

We promise you'll J'Adore MAJOR!

J'ADORE SAM LEVENSON!

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."

J'ADORE PROBLEM SOLVING!

We are TOTAL math and science geeks, so when we received these photos of actual answers to actual high school math tests, we totally J'Adored all over ourselves and literally laughed out loud. How many of YOU bitches wish you had answered some of those questions like this when you had absolutely no idea how to... We didn't have that problem ever, but we digress. Read the problems first, then read the answers. Click images to enlarge.

J'ADORE SNOOPY!