J'ADORE SPECIAL GUESTS!

We are so excited right now because Les Coquettes have invited us to Guest DJ with them this Saturday night at SubMercer.  We'll be bringing the place down in under an hour!  Come witness the madness from 11pm - 3am.  147.5 Mercer Street, NYC.  Just scream J'Adore Joey at the doorguy, and he'll let you in!  J'Adore!

J'ADORE SFW!

There are absolutely NO words to describe the absolute genius behind this invitation that went out today for a party that Diesel is throwing on October 11th.  NO WORDS!  J'Adorosity!!!

JE N'ADORE PAS!

We know we've been gone a long time, and we're really sorry.  We've just been SOOOO busy.  First it was fashion week, then we went to LA to launch the new Ferrari California (they didn't give us one!) and now we're back in NYC organizing a surprise birthday party for one very MAJOR fashion designer.  We can't tell you who it is until after her birthday next week.  So stay tuned!

J'ADORE CONSOLING EACH OTHER!

In light of the recent bankruptcy, these men were doing their best to console each other.

J'ADORE NEW YORK CITY!

This is what we love about New York City because it would only happen here. Above you'll see a receipt we recently found on the floor outside the incredibly impossible to get into Waverly Inn (we've been multiple times, bien sur!).

Anyj'adore, as you can see the bill came out to $2,372.33 which isn't suprising for dinner, but after a closer glance, you'll notice that it was only cocktails!!! J'ADORE!!! That's totally our kind of party!

Bring it on, Waverly!

J'ADORE THE NEW YORK TIMES!

Our charity made the New York Times Sunday Styles section, Bitches!  Check it out here.  Nuff said.

J'ADORE PRODUCT!

You know we have our ears to ground, and we know what's cool WAY before you do!  We also get alot of sticky tar all up in our hair this way too, and that way NOT cool, but there's always a price to pay.  

A couple of days ago, we got a package in the mail containing the hottest CD we've heard in a while, Bitches!  It also came with a limited edition hand screened poster which you can't have because it's already framed and hanging up in our east wing!

The CD belongs to Spencer Product, and it's aptly named Product! Of course it would be.  J'Adore!  It's got previously unreleased tracks by some of the most J'Adorable names in the industry....Bloc Party, The SSion, Cut Copy, Boys Noize and Pop Levi.  Don't even try it.

The CD is available in stores and on iTunes on September 9th in the US and beginning on September 26th in Europe!

There's also super hush hush launch party this Friday.  We know you don't know where it is, but you can email us, and if you're J'Adorable enough, we might just fill you in...

J'ADORE J'ADORING!

Bitches.  We're sorry we haven't been around as of late.  Fashion week is starting on Friday, and we're looney with J'Adorosity!!! We'll be back with you shortly.  xoxoxo

J'ADORE THE DS!

JE N'ADORE PAS!

We are SO disturbed right now! We were on our way home, and we popped in to a pizzeria on West 42nd Street to use the restroom. We pulled it out and began to do our thing, and what the hell do we see sitting on top of the urinal??? SOMEONE'S COCK RING!!!!

Who the hell takes off their cock ring and leaves the damn thing on the urinal while they relieve themselves??? It was pretty new. Black leather. Two snap buttons.

Wait! Why are we explaining this??? (Maybe cuz for a split second we thought we'd try it on......BUT WE DIDN'T!!!) We walked out of the restroom wondering Why? Thinking How? Pondering Who? We've seen alot of things in our life, but this is one of the simplest and most bizarre.

JE N'ADORE PAS!

J'ADORE RAPE HUSH MONEY!

At this point in the game, we all know that this Page Six blind item about a Hollywood hunk raping his ex-boyfriend and then paying him $500K to keep quiet is James Franco.  Oh, wait.  Or should we say....we PRESUME it's James Franco (for legal purposes...hahahahaha!)  Either way, we know it's true.

So we totally J'Adored all over ourselves when we saw this video from T Magazine where James says that it was "uncomfortable" for him to kiss Sean Penn!  Whatever!  He says that his favorite movie is My Own Private Idaho, and that statement in itself is a blatant statement of his latant J'Adomosexuality!

J'ADORE JUST ONE FRICKIN DAY!

Listen up, Bitches!  We need your help, and we need it NOW!  Not too long ago, we started a charity with our good friend, Elettra Wiedemann, in order to help the Solar Electric Life Fund equip a hospital in Kigutu, Burundi with solar energy for the term of its existence.  As you can see from the above satellite photo, 90% of the continent of Africa is rendered pitch black without electricity after sundown.  That means that emergency operations happen by candlelight, medications go unrefrigerated and all communication systems are down!

All we need is $450,000!!!  J'Adore!

SO....We've enlisted Chris Benz, House of Diehl, Phillip Lim, Rogan, Giambattista Valli and Rag & Bone to design 100 limited edition Africa and energy inspired t-shirts which are being sold through our site, Just One Frickin Day, beginning this Monday, August 25th. View the t-shirts here.

Alternatively, you can also donate just one frickin day of your annual salary through the custom calculator we've built.  Or if you're a cheap bitch (HA!), you can donate just one frickin hour!

Please help us make it happen, J'Adorables!  

See also: Huffington Post, NY Observer, Style.com, Men's Style.com, Harper's Bazaar, Paper Magazine, Page Six, Fashion File, In Style, Fashion Week Daily, Stan D'Arde, Miami Herald, Black Book, Hint Mag

J'ADORE THE BIG DANCE!

We all know that the British can't dance.  We dare you to name one dancing Brit.....and Madonna doesn't count.  She's from Detroit.  ANYJ'ADORE....

Our Kiwi friend from Vanity Fair in London, Annabel "Hoorah!" Davidson sent us this piece she wrote about her involvement in The Big Dance....850 people shaking their bangers and mash up in Trafalgar Square and consequently breaking a Guinness World Record.

All participants were required to watch the below instructional video and "learn the dance".  And then hilarity ensued....

J'ADORE SCHWEPPERVESCENCE!

J'ADORE WTF?

When we first saw this post on DListed, we thought, "Why is that freak standing in a corner like that next to a flower bin that looks like a coffin?"  Then we read the story and screamed out WTF????

Apparently, 24 year old Angel Pantoja Medina told his family that when he dies, he wants to stand upright at his own wake, and his fucking family granted his wish!!!  This bitch was found under a bridge on Friday, and for 3 days, he stood upright in his mother's living room while friends and family came and said goodbye.

Honestly, this shit is way to much for us to handle.  Can you imagine getting up in the middle of the night to get some milk and cookies and forgetting that your dead son was standing in the corner and then all of a sudden, you turn the corner and there he is!  We would lose it major.

J'ADORE VOICEMAIL!

We usually give a big Je N'Adore Pas to those bitches who never pick up their phones.  It's so annoying.  We call.  They don't pick up.  We leave a message.  They don't call back.  A cell phone is not about you making a call when you feel like it.  They're for when WE decide to grace YOU with our J'Adorable voice!  So, when we call, you pick up, bitch.  Got it?

Anyj'adore, we just came across the most genius little section entitled Voicemail on Cityfile, a website a friend of ours set up not too long ago.  Voicemail contains outgoing messages from various celebrities, socialites, editors and other J'Adorables for the entire world to hear.  Our favorite is that of Victoria Gotti because, even after all these years, she still sounds like a nasally long island bitch with bleach blonde hair and fake titties!  J'Adore!

J'ADORE TERRY CLOTH HEADBANDS FOR FALL!

You are no stranger to Brad Fisher by now, and if you are, just stick around.  We hear Brad's in Los Angeles right now chasing all the nimrod blonde actress socialite whatever things up and down Sunset Blvd trying to rid of them all for the greater good of humanity.

We were sent this photo by a J'Adorable fan last night who spotted Mr. Fisher at the Bar Marmont.  He was probably taking a break from his extermination duties.  

ANYJ'ADORE... we're posting this for one reason and one reason only.  The headband.  Brad was the one who originally inspired Lindsay Lohan, Olivia Newton-John, Madonna and most tragically, Mary-Kate Olsen to don the cranial contraption.

Now, heading into Fall, Brad is taking the band one step further. He's wearing it in terry cloth, and he's ensuring that it matches the fruit in his cocktail most J'Adorably for maximum effect.  Gin & Tonic, please!  With a terry band back.

J'ADORE AMUSE BOUCHE FOR THE SOUL!

Bitches.  Yes, we're talking to you.  We want to share a little piece of heaven with you.  An amuse bouche for the soul, one could say.  

We spent the weekend out in Bellport, NY where our friends Chris & Zoe rent a house, and it was just too J'Adorable.  Check the video for a recap.  Soundtrack provided by The Cloud Room.

J'ADORE AARON SNOOZEVILLE!

You remember our friend Aaron Newbill from a little while back? (Between you and us, he sort of reminds us of this kid, but we digress....)

Well, turns out, Aaron went out and got himself a blog!  Yup.  Our J'Adorable fans are constantly striving to be like us and are failing miserably on the daily, BUT... Aaron's a different (closet) case.  

We are sort of into La Newbill's musings on what it's like to be the head scout at Ford Models and what it takes for YOU to be a model.  You really just could have just asked us what it takes, and we would have told you.

Above is a video from his blog recounting the trials and tribulations he faced during his recent trip to Puerto Rico to judge the Ford Supermodel of the World contest.  Pay special attention to the part where he tries to justify wearing his father's vintage Raybans.  Those damn fashion queens.  We just can't get enough.

J'ADORE ERNEST BORGNINE!

You got to love 91 year olds because they just don't get technology, and you know what?  FUCK IT!  If you've lived that long and you're still doing it, you should be screaming it from the mountaintops!  Watch this clip to hear Ernie's secret to staying so young!