So, Bitches, this breaking story just came in from the outerboroughs of Turkey. It seems as though there's a group of 5 siblings who are all mentally retarded and who walk on all fours...probably because their parents were brother and sister, but I digress.
They all carry a specific genetic code which forces them to transport themselves this way. Scientists are excited over the discovery as this family could provide invaluable insight to the moment that man evolved from a four legged hominid to an upright creature which walked on two legs.
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