JOEY: "Hello. I'm gonna have a glass of the Orvieto while I look over the menu, please."
WAITER: "Excellent Choice. Would you like to hear our specials tonight?"
JOEY: "That would be lovely. Yes, please."
WAITER: "Our fish special tonight is a pan seared Turbot with a gorgeous mucous glaze. The throat is slit open so the meat real soaks up the flegmmy flavors. It comes served with the Turbot's testicles, pan fried and stuffed with a slightly fermented vaginal cheese."
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? AND WHO THE HELL WOULD ORDER SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT!?!?