All you bitches with your Escalades and your Beamers and your Mercedes Benz are getting all up in my balls and killin' my boys!
The meds up at USC (GO TROJANS!!!) have determined today that ozone formed in smoggy air was indirectly responsible for decreased sperm production by causing inflammation in the testes and by producing toxic substances in the blood that damage sperm.
So you all best park your cars and just get to steppin' cuz even though I don't currently need my boys, I don't necessarily want you killin' 'em off either!!