We J'Adore Clive Owen MAJOR over here at the J'Adore Joey Offices....done to every little pockmark on his face. But when we saw this little short film entitled STAR, directed by Guy Ritchie, we J'Adored him even more. Come on now. Don't you think this is everyone's fantasy? To have the opportunity to destroy a little bit of the Vadge? To show her really what you're made of? J'Adore! Note to selves: Get a BMW.