J'ADORE THE FAMILY COMING?

Oh, Bitches! What are we going to do? Our family is trekking east to come stay with us for the holidays! Yes. The ENTIRE holidays!!! That's ten days of pure unadulterated family time! We're excited, but we're stressed out! What are we going to do with them for that long? On the one hand, we've never hosted Xmas on the east coast before. We've always gone to Los Angeles. Needless to say, we're not going to be around much, but you never know. So keep checking in for updates on any serious injuries, murders or distress calls...