If you'll remember not too long ago, we introduced you to David, the October Standard Hotel calendar boy with the forbidden follicles?
Well, Bitches! This month Santa has brought you an even better gift! I'd like you to meet Mike from Wisconsin who works as a valet at The Standard Downtown LA.
Mikey knows how to rev your engine, work your stick shift harder than anyone before and back it up right into the tightest of spots. HOT! Wait...we're stilling talking about parking cars, right?
Yeah. The black eye. We know. When we last pulled up to the Standard Downtown in our moss green Ford Pinto, the valet boys were ALL clamoring to "park our car", and Mike won the beat down. He's our 200 horsepower V8 machine, if you know what we mean.
Drivers. Start your engines!