We just received a BREAKING NEWS email from MSNBC stating that President Bush is going to have a colonoscopy!!! That is so genius! Why does the world need to know that some doctor is going to have to stick a camera up the President's ass?!?!
The only question we have is how are they going to get the camera up there with the President's big ol' head in the way?! hahahahahahha J'ADORE!